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    The document contains chemistry-themed pick-up lines and jokes exchanged between two individuals. Many of the lines reference harmful effects of the chemicals, with one suggesting adding fuel to a fire and another implying dying from formaldehyde exposure. Another joke plays on the sound of "COOH" in the song "COOH Kids." The lines demonstrate limited understanding of chemical safety and effects.

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    Alcohol

    Girl 1: What if I’m on fire? What should I


    do?
    Girl 2: You just stay still and let me do
    the work…
    Girl 1: What will you do?
    Girl 2: I will pour fuel on you.
    Girl 1: … but I will be burned…
    Girl 2: …I know…

    Ether
    Are you a lion? ‘Cause R-O-R.

    Aldehyde
    Are you formaldehyde? ‘Cause I’ll die
    if I have you.

    Ketone
    Can I be your ketosis and you can be
    the “fats”? So I can watch you burn
    and die.
    Carboxylic Acid
    :Knock Knock
    :Who’s there?
    :”COOH”
    :”COOH” who?
    :”I wish that I can be like the COOH kids.
    ‘Cause all the COOH kids, they seem to fit in.”

    Ester
    Maybe I should stop putting make up on, so I
    won’t up your game. Oh wait, I don’t wear make
    up at all…

    Amine
    You’re like Heroin. When I’m with you, I’m
    high like I’m on Cloud 9.

    Amide
    You better watch your back. I amide just
    get you.

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