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1. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough
water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your
father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a
second time!
3. We found them.
Camelot!
Well, I got better. How do you know she is a witch? Burn her anyway! On second
thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. It's only a model.
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a
silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all
your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!
Bring her forward!
Where'd you get the coconuts?
Well, how'd you become king, then? He hasn't got shit all over him. Why? Where'd
you get the coconuts? No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. Who's that
then?
Oh, ow! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. The Lady of the Lake, her
arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That
is why I am your king.
Well, we did do the nose. Bring her forward! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's
tropical! Bring her forward! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the
enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Well, we did do the nose. Shut up! A newt?
We want a shrubbery!! Why? Shut up! Will you shut up?! Listen. Strange women
lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme
executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
Burn her anyway! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to
Camelot! Well, she turned me into a newt. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your
new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Well, I got better.
Now, look here, my good man. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek
the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Camelot! You don't vote for kings.
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond
these woods.
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I
fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of
elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Knights of
Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these
woods.
You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a
sword at you! Bring her forward! You don't vote for kings. Shut up! I have to push
the pram a lot. It's only a model.
What do you mean? The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering
samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine
providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly
person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly
English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek
the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.