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I'm going to write a story that's about humans who lived in the time of dinosaurs, and who are trying to
get to heaven. It's titled “Velocirapture”.
The unicycle kept asking the bicycle to come out and play, but the bicycle was always two-tired
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know. :)
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden but how am I supposed
to know when it is raining in Sweden?
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it
There was a dance and the butterfly wasn't there. How come?
Because it was a Moth Ball.
Grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says “hey we have a drink named after you!”
“you have a drink called Bob?”
I tried to tell the trojans a joke, but they kept horsing around.
English: "Once upon a time..." Arabic: "There was, oh what there was (or there wasn't) in the oldest of
days and ages and times..." Armenian: "There was, there was not..." Czech: "Beyond seven mountain
ranges, beyond seven rivers..."