TITLE OF THE PROGRAM​ : MIXING IN DA BOOV

TRT ​ : FIVE MINUTES

Company​ : In2Beats Local Radio 106.5 FM

Host​ : ​Lou​ &​ Joe

SPECIAL GUEST: ​ : DJ Dactyl/​Alex

Jingle

Lou: Sapnin Bedford, its ya boy LTT and im in da boov with ma main man JOE DACINTO!!!!!!
Yo yo yo.

SFX: gunshots, explosion then screaming, finish with rock guitar

Joe: Yo Yo Yo sapnin your listening to Mixin in Da Boov on 106.5 FM only on In2beats.

Lou: Wiv got a stankin show for you all today, tell them what's in store D’acinto.

Joe: Ok so today we've got our world famous segment after feature, Joe’s Diary and later we
are joined by DJ Dactyl!!!!!!!

SFX: Car tire screech and crash followed by explosions and rock guitar.

Lou: what you sayin, Joe.

Joe:I am looking forward to today's show. Bit heavy on the sound effects today.

Lou: What these ones.

SFX: Airplane swoosh, British national anthem, Afterburner from fighter jets,explosions and rock
guitar.

Joe: Nah really come o…

SFX: psycho film sound effects and scream.

Jingle: Let’s get it on intro with rock guitar finish.

Joe: Ok thank you very much lou now is time to interview our special guest. Please welcome the
with the man, the myth, the maro….DJ Dactyl.
Alex: Alright

Joe: Welcome to the show DJ Dactyl.

Lou: Alright, Can we call you dac?

Alex: Thanks for having me, and errr erm yeah... I guess.

Joe: Ok so our listeners currently tuning in have probably never heard of your name before so
why don't you tell us a bit your name and how it came to be?

Alex: erm… it’s err… well erm… put it like this, it's sort of... err yeah.

Lou: sick story bro, so erm… when did you start mixin?

Alex: 15

Joe: Ok?.. So when you was 15 what got you into the scene?

Alex: erm… my err dad. I can't remember.

Lou: Right, ok. Moving on, what you gonna be mixin for us today, Dac?

Alex: I dunno, erm whats this err… mixing mean?

Joe: Do you understand what’s going on?

Alex: Not sure really I was just invited.

Lou: Ok you can mixin can’t you?

Alex: Yeah, sort of.

Joe: Ok so today you’re going to be taking two of your own tracks and mixing it together as best
as you can to create a new mix using the decks in da boov.

Lou: Right well if you could just step through to the boov and get down to it.

Alex: Can you turn it on for me?

Jingle

Joe: Ok Dac just give it all you got..no...pressure.

Alex: Erm…

Song (1 min)

SFX:Police sirens, riot, smashing windows, explosion, the clapping​.

Lou: That was the infamous DJ Dactyl on the deck and mixin in da boov, cheers Dac​.

Alex: Erm…

Lou: Yeah yeah yeah cheers see you soon, what a div.

Joe: I know right.

Lou: Right you know what time it is dacinto.

Joe: Oh god no...come on then let's just get through this quick..

Jingle: Let’s get it on intro with rock guitar finish.

Lou: So this is the time, where we read an extract from Joe’s diary that he’s been writing for the
past few months. So have you been keeping it up to date Joe?

Joe: Yes and No.

Lou: What? What do you mean?

SFX: Justin Bieber what do you mean.

Joe. Well.. i used to keep it up to date but recently I haven't bothered to.

Lou: well that shows how much you care for this show, Right let's get into this

Joe: Fam dont get started about who is best committed to this show.

Lou: If you're trying to say something say, say it straight don't run around the house in a little
car.

Joe: Yeah, yeah, yeah ok can we get on with this.

Lou: We’ll talk later, right so this extract is from last week. “Thought for hours about a new joke
today, this is what a came up with” : ​A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of 
them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Anal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They 
name him Juan.  
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she 
tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Anal. He responds.  

 
Lou: And that's all we’ve got time for with that one. 
 
Joe: Ok thank you very much Lou. It is now time to get into the news. After a quick word from 
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Lou: Now for the news with mixin in da boovs corrispondant Willie Strocker.  
 
News Jingle 
 
Alex: Thanks Lou, today it has been confirmed that the New World Order has been officially 
established and is run by feminists. In other news The feminists have confirmed that the earth is 
in fact flat. It has also been confirmed that political correctness is a deadly virus, taking over the 
world (which is flat). All world powers have confirmed they are reptilians, after a DNA test 
conducted by scientists from Franklin College of Grimsby. The leading scientist Reece says he 
wasn't shocked. And that's all from me, back to the studio with Lou and Joe, I’m Willie Stocker, 
see ya soon.  
 
News Jingle 
 
Joe: Cheers Willie some crazy stories happening in the world at the moment i am hardly 
surprised by this. 
 
Lou: Well at least we’re under control of feminists, That's all from us at Mixin In Da Boov, I’m Lou  
 
Joe: I’m joe. 
 
Lou: Keep it real, keep it funky and especially keep it Medicaine. 
 
Jingle: Method man signing out, explosion.