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March 16-23, 2016 Taylor Hembree, Editor-in-Chief

Have a good Spring Break, Bobcats!


Editorial Board stuff overheard on campus
Taylor Hembree .... Editor-in-Chief PHOTOGRAPHER
I only wear cargo shorts
Emma Nortje .... News Editor OF THE WEEK: I like to describe my body as midsize
sometimes- they’re
Angela Moryan .... Sports Editor Josh Parrish okay every once and a sedan or compact family car body type.
Sam Jones .... Asst. Sports Editor while.
Nick Landon .... A&E Editor
Sydney Chacon .... Asst. A&E Editor
John Dillon .... Digital Media Editor I saw these and I thought ‘WTF, my mom
Caleb Shorthouse .... Designer would wear these, not a college student’
Ashley Ferrall .... Ad Manager WRITER OF THE
Sam Mullis .... Asst. Ad Manager WEEK: I thought this ice pack was
Clay Garland .... The Lemonade Brandon Bush just a big a** bubble wrap.
Will Anderson .... The Lemonade I have a neck beard right now.
Abigail Dillon .... PR Representative
Christina Smith .... Faculty Adviser I only own one pair of
cargo shorts and they’re
When I leave here, I’m gonna go home, I’m
camo.
gonna sit down and open my laptop and
start writing a 200 page novel about how
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March 16-23, 2016 Emma Nortje, Editor

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it does, there will be students that will
to protect themselves and hopefully be able
stop what’s happening before more live
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Summer internship scam hits GC campus


A spokesperson for an unnamed organization came to campus to show students a too-good-to be-true summer opportunity
JD Davern “I was in my he said students get paid they couldn’t tell me when Farris was then scam the company used to
& management class a couple on average $10,000 every you would start,” Laura contacted by the get people to paint houses
Emma Nortje weeks ago and… this guy summer.” Farris, junior marketing Career Center who did for them.
came in,” Julia Weinrich, Many students were major, said. “So I was like, a background check Mary Roberts, Career
A n senior biology major, said. later contacted by the ‘Well this doesn’t seem on the company. The Center director, offered
unidentified company “He said, ‘Hey, I want to company and scheduled right.’ So I posted it on investigation revealed the advice for students future
recently came onto campus tell you guys about this for interviews. Bobcat exchange… and company to be legitimate internship searches, saying,
and collected students really great internship “I went to the interview just figured I’d let people painting company. In terms “As a lot of questions
information to contact opportunity’... He wasn’t and... it just kind of seemed know because they [the of the internship, from before hand… If it send up
them about an internship really specific about what sketchy. They couldn’t tell company] had a ton of what the Career Center a red flag for you, you need
opportunity. the company was… but me how much you get paid, interviews set up.” could gather it was just a to trust your gut.”
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Angela Moryan, Editor


March 16-23, 2016 Sam Jones, Assistant Editor

Tennis star travels from Germany


to dominate Southeast courts
childhood. and sport. career in tennis, as Division
Brandon “My dad is a tennis “It’s tough when you’re II tennis athletes have a
Bush coach, so I didn’t really trying to play at a high small chance of reaching
@presidentbush55 have a choice,” Hass level,” Hass said. “It’s the professional level.
said. “As soon as I started hard because school is However, Hass said he’s
walking, I picked up a longer back home. You go “not complaining” about
One of Georgia
racket. I played some soccer to school from 8 a.m. to 4 his success and has decided
College’s most dominant
on the side, but tennis was p.m. and then practice after to further his education by
tennis players is heading
always my first choice.” you study. You can focus on attending graduate school
into his final year with a Hass came to GC after both things here because
desire to finish his career after graduating with an
being approached by it’s integrated.” economics degree.
strong. former Bobcat tennis player Hass prefers the
Senior Yannick Hass “This [season] is
and fellow German Alex atmosphere of playing
a native of Troisdorf, probably it, so I’m
Schubert. During Hass’ tennis in the United States
Germany, has begun his going to make it count. I
search for a collegiate team, than in Germany because
final season as a Bobcat Schubert emailed him and “there’s more going on.” definitely think we can go
and is looking to finish his said the Bobcats needed an “In Germany, they to Nationals.”
prestigious career on a high extra man. focus on the match itself, Hass is confident in
note. The All-American Like many other and it’s really quiet,” Haas his team making it to the
athlete joined the team in European countries, said. “But in America, it’s playoffs.
the 2012-13 season and Germany doesn’t have louder, and they emphasize “This is the best team
has led the team ever high school sports, forcing teamwork. I like having since I’ve been here,” Hass
since. athletes to join club teams. people pushing me.” said. “We know how the
Josh Parrish/ Staff Photographer
Senior Yannick Haas has a 7-3 overall Hass’ development Throughout high school, With the end of his other teams are now so we
record for the Bobcats’ spring tennis into the player he Haas had to balance the career drawing near, Hass can adjust. We know what
season. is now began in his separation between school has decided not to pursue a to focus on.”
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Bobcat Club Tennis goes to Nationals for


the first time in six years of existence
and practice into it,” team good team and we keep sometimes intermingle for from playing the game. days when they can, taking
Brandon captain Ben Gottenberg getting better,” team matches. Stanitzke said “It’s less of a time advantage of the weather
Bush said. “We haven’t had the member Maddy Stanitzke that the coed format makes commitment,” Gottenberg to improve their game as
@presidentbush55 funding in the past, and said. “We were able to add playing “more relaxed and s a i d . “ We ’ r e v e r y much as possible.
this is the first year we’ve competitive teams, but we “What’s great about
For the first time in their gotten money from both
the school and an outside
“We’re very competitive also like to have fun. I think
the varsity team is more
our team is that everybody
six years of competition,
sponsor. We were able to go teams, but we also like about individualism, but
just loves to play tennis,”
Georgia College’s Club
Tennis team will travel to to a lot more tournaments to have fun. I think the we like to make it a team Gilbert said. “Even when

Nationals. this year.” varsity team is more about sport.” we don’t have practice,
After competing in
Tournaments leading up individualism, but we like to “When it comes down people are out playing
several tournaments
to Nationals featured 32 make it a team sport.” to it, we’re just out there anyway.”
teams in eight pools, and to enjoy it,” team member The relaxed environment
taking them all across
the four teams in each pool
Ben Gottenberg, Carlie Gilbert said. “We and the chemistry among
the Southeast to places play round-robin in order Club Tennis team captain got a bid from nationals but the team leaves the club
like Hilton Head, South to advance to a first and we don’t make any money
Carolina, Fort Myers, tennis players with a strong
second place bracket, which two former Georgia College a lot more fun” and that from other tournaments,
Florida, and Auburn, feeling going into nationals
is the ideal goal according varsity tennis players. It’s it “keeps the team more so we’re just doing this
Alabama, the team will join cool to have them with us.” together.” with little pressure and a
to Gottenberg. The team because we’re just out there
64 others in Cary, North has won tournaments in Unlike most Georgia The club tennis team to have fun.” desire to make a name for
Carolina, on April 14 for Macon, Knoxville and College athletic teams, focuses less on rigorous The team will continue Georgia College club tennis
a chance to win their first Auburn this season to help the club tennis team is training and strenuous their usual twice-a-week amongst the giant Division
championship. them advance. coed, featuring both male competition and more on practice schedule while 1 schools they will compete
“We’ve put a lot of time “We’ve had a really and female athletes who the enjoyment that comes attempting to add extra against.

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John Holahan, president of the Georgia College Leprechaun Hunting Club, is pictured here displaying his
cermonial “armor paint.”
@gcsunade
Hunting the rainbow
able to combat them with where each member dosses
Brooke Moore
Will this ruling!” commented themselves in dark green
Anderson the President of the Club body paint covered from
@gcsunade John Holahan, “We have head to toe. This technique
had trouble in the past with is believed to “ward off”
on campus authorities with the negative energy that
“Grab yerself a weapons prior, but we are
Pot’O’Gold,” is this year’s each Leprechaun might
feeling lucky this year!” containing during the
motto for Georgia College According to Holahan
Leprechaun Hunting Club pursuing period. At the
in past hunts beforehand, end of the ceremony, the
as they prepare for one weapons of choice mostly
of their most important club gathers back together
consisted of tasers, pepper to see what treasures and
dates on the calendar, St. spray, broken bottles and
Patrick’s Day. Each year leads they may have in
nerf guns. Georgia College
the club gathers to hunt catching the little fella.
Police frequently has had
down this mysterious When pressed about
to confiscate many of the
mythical creature across items prior to the hunt. whether they have had
campus. A lot of the pre rituals success in capturing or
“We are super excited for the hunt have been spotting a Leprechaun, the
for our annual hunt this passed on from generation club refused to comment.
year. Being able to carry a to generation dating Also when questioned
concealed fire arm around back all the way to the about what they would do
campus has really been able founding fathers of this if they had “theoretically
to change up our strategy. organization. Starting caught” a Leprechaun
These leprechauns are with the pre hunting Holahan stated “If I told
becoming more dangerous meal consisting of Lucky you, we would probably
with the weapons they Charms and the yearly have to start hunting you
carry so it’s great we are “armor painting” tradition instead.”
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March 16-23, 2016 Sydney Chacon, Asst. Editor

for him or assisting in an Holocaust is inconceivable


Peyton organized uprising with the through mere celluloid.
Sanders rest of the prisoners. The simple attempt at a
@gcsunade You would be hard Holocaust fiction seems
pressed to find a more almost blasphemous to
urgent film than “Son of some.
“Son of Saul” is a Saul” in recent memory. So is there a need for
fierce and relentlessly The director’s use of Holocaust fiction when
heartbreaking testimony h a n d h e l d , o v e r- t h e - the actual event itself
leaving the audience with shoulder camerawork contains multitudes of
almost no time to breath gave a vital awareness untold stories?
or weep. to the audience. What is The answer is yes. This
The film follows unfolding onscreen along is not to negate or dilute
Saul, a Jewish prisoner with the decisions of our the horror experienced
protagonist makes for an by the victims of the
in a concentration imperative and disciplined Holocaust. It’s to say that
camp. He belongs to a viewing. the Holocaust is simply
unit of men named the “Son of Saul’s” director, indescribable. So a work of
Sonderkommandos, László Nemes, has crafted Holocaust fiction centrally
tasked with the disposal a fictitious Holocaust film focused on a specific plight
and routine cleanup of the that seems determined is an attempt at preserving
dead. One day, Saul comes to deliberately and quite the rightful memory of the
across the lifeless body of literally direct focus off of real-life sufferers.
his young son and must the tangible horror of the “Son of Saul” will be
choose between providing Holocaust. Nemes is aware released on DVD/Blu-Ray
a proper, Jewish burial that such an atrocity like the on April 26, 2016.

King Night comes


to Buffington’s
“Drag is a heart to the beauty that is
Brooke Moore
@gcsunade
way for me drag.”
The entire night was full
to escape of cheers and laughter as
from the the performers expressed
An overwhelming world.” themselves through
amount of people flooded Leone Wolfe, phenomenal performances.
Buffington’s for their “I thought it was
first ever King Night Performer definitely interesting,”
performance on March 10. Anna Nease, a sophomore
Unlike any other drag athletic training major
show held in downtown experience. said. “The performers did
Milledgeville, this show “Drag is a way for me a really great job and it was
focused primarily on the to escape from the world,” a lot of fun!”
impersonations of male Leone Wolfe, a performer The show was held as
performers by four talented in the show said. “It’s a a fundraiser for a local
community members. way for me to have fun family of ten, the Jackson
“I thought it would be and entertain people and family, whose house
interesting to host just I love seeing the shock
recently burned, destroying
a King night,” Grace and surprise on people’s
most of their personal
Nichols, the LGBT faces when I come onto
belongings.
coordinator at Georgia the stage.”
College said. “It’s different There was a variety “We have raised money
than any other show we of talent displayed, such for different organizations
have done and I felt like it as singing, acting and in the past but this is the
would draw an interesting dancing, that the audience first time that the proceeds
crowd and allow for was able to enjoy and take from our show are going
everyone to throw identity part in. to help a local family,”
out the window and just “It’s been a ton of fun,” Nichols said.
have a good time.” Alexa Williams, the host The night deemed to be
The show consisted of for the show said. “This is a huge success and a lot of
four performers, primarily my first experience being a fun for the performers and
all community members, part of the show as opposed audience members alike.
who took on different to just attending and it has The next drag show will
personas and gave the been exciting just being be a campus drag show on
audience an unforgettable able to open my mind and April 28.

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