Create Your Own Shakespearean Insults

Directions: Combine one word from each of three columns,

prefaced by saying “Thou…”
Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
artless base-court apple-john
bawdy bat-fowling baggage
beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
bootless beetle-headed bladder
churlish boil-brained boar
cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
craven common-kissing canker-blossom
droning dizzy-eyed codpiece
gleeking flat-mouthed foot-licker
goatish fly-bitten haggard
gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
jarring guts-gripping harpy
loggerheaded half-faced lout
rank onion-eyed minnow
ruttish pox-marked moldwarp
vaillanous tardy-gaited strumpet
wayward toad-spotted vassal
weedy urchin-snouted whey-face
venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
quailing motley-minded measle
puny knotty-pated lewdster
roguish pottle-deep nut-hook
yeasty weather-bitten wagtail
tottering shard-borne pumpion
suly rump-fed puttock
fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
currish crook-pated clack-dish
errant dread-bolted death-token
forward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
paunchy reeling-ripe ratsbane
warped tickle-brained varlot