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Professor Brags Love Affair with French Names Nine Lives? Sellers
about Dating More like Stealing
Exploits Eight Terms! Money from
“These are Professor Sellers, who Math
teaches Math 141H,
significant digits!” may be showing his
Department?
last legs as he mistakes An inquiry has begun
the number eight (8) surrounding Director of
for an infinity symbol. Undergraduate
Combinatorialist’s The error came as the Mathematics Dr. James
Math Does Not class reviewed a Sellers’ spending on
sequence of Taylor
Add Up series. While we at the
Burger King and ties.
Dr. Hair, seemingly
Collegian do not like concerned, disclosed “I
Professor pleads
to derive judgements, am not sure how he can
frantically: “I have it is integral to report afford to eat at BK
friends.” the news, be it positive every day. I am not
or negative. Reports saying he is stealing
Dr. James Sellers admits his infatuation with names like Lagrange similar to this one money, but I wouldn’t
have rule it out.” Emily Pifer,
Professor
F is for Failing: Sellers Inspires Students to Reach Potential a student in Sellers’
Condones Math 141H class, spoke
Student “This is Math” with the Collegian. “He
always says his ties
Gambling Ring Some reported that Dr.
come from this country
James Sellers laughed
or that one. That can’t
Students create maniacally as students
be cheap.” No decisions
asked about an “A” grade,
betting pool around have been made as to
though these claims are as
teacher’s tie colors of yet unproven. Pulling
what the University will
no