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Somewhere between vacuuming world, but I nodded anyway.

) “They asked
The eyes of a me who owned the dam, and I told them my
and cleaning blinds yellowed by cigarette
homeless man bore family did. So that’s how I ended up here!”
smoke, we found a stash of games. They
into the camera of She laughed, as if this erratic narrative
were hidden on a shelf under the plates: an
a New York explained everything. She went on to tell us
odd place for Uno and Dominoes, I thought.
photographer We were done with our cleaning, and it was that she had been a nurse for 20 years, taking
a slow day among the residents; but it was care of others; but when she got cancer and
7:30, which meant that Mark was upstairs her husband died, there was no one left to
watching Jeopardy and making his daily take care of her.
grilled cheese sandwich—a sacred tradition. “Well, except my son. He lives in
We didn't dare interrupt him to ask if we Bluffdale, but I don't want to ask for his
could play, so we leaned into our teenage help. Parents are supposed to take care of
tendencies and adopted the motto: “it is their children, not the other way around!”
better to ask for forgiveness than My heart broke. “Does he know
permission”. We started with Uno. that you're here? In the shelter?”
“No,” her smile faltered for a
moment before she caught herself and broke
Gloria into a wide smile, “and don't tell him either!”
The first resident to sit down was A nurse. A mother. A wife. A
Gloria. She came sweeping in like the tide survivor. And yet, homeless? I couldn’t
after a typhoon, all white water and swoosh. seem to reconcile these roles. I wanted to ask
We heard her before we saw her—heard her her a million questions, to turn out her life
easy laugh and her high heels clicking and like a pair of pockets and shake the change
her soup spilling as she reached down to pet loose until I knew how much it amounted to.
the dog, as if the law of gravity would But the cigarette smoke started to make her
overlook her just this once and let her get sick, and she blustered back to her room.
away with it.
“Hey kids, what are you playing?” David
I held up my cards to show her, but David came next. He didn’t join our game
right away, but instead trickled in like water
she just looked at me quizzically, with a
at the end of a stream—first “just watching”
slight smile resting at the edge of her lips. from the doorway, then “just watching” from
“Um, Uno?” I replied the other end of the table, then “just
“Oh-no,” she repeated slowly, as if watching” with a set of Dominoes in his
tasting the word for the first time, “Will you ashen hands. It was a Tuesday, which meant
teach me?” Dan “The Soup Man” had come, and David
So we did. To be honest, she never tentatively swallowed his work.

Humans Who Happen really got the hang of it, but as she laid a
blue four on a yellow seven, I asked her how
“This is the first meal I’ve been able to keep
down in three days,” he remarked, and then
more quietly, “Abi, put down your double
she ended up here, and she answered.

to be Homeless
four.”
“Well, I was born in Polynesia. We I was startled. David was across from me;
lived in a poor village, but we were lucky. how had he seen my pieces? I scooted them
What Uno Taught Me About Life One day the missionaries,” she pointed at closer to my chest and asked him.
me, “Do you know those guys?” (As though
there were only two missionaries in the
“I didn’t see them, it’s just process of thinking, I catch the end of Ernie’s sentence
elimination. I know what I have, I know and snap back into reality.
what’s been put down, and six turns ago, “I’m sorry, what was that?”
he,” he said, pointing to my friend, “needed “I said that I’ve been livin’ in the wilderness
a four and didn’t have one. That leaves you.” of West Virginia for the past 30 years,” his
He proceeded to list every domino that I had smile twisted into an impish grin, “I got
in my hand, except one. chased out of damn near everywhere else by
“I can’t decide if that one’s a the power companies, for exposin’ their
four/six or a four/two.” He seemed upset by electricity secrets. I found a way to make a
this. generator that can power a house for 17
It was a four/six. years, no cost. All it takes is $850 upfront.
Halfway into our second game, the But I can’t show you the plans. Yer just kids,
chicken noodle soup decided to riot. David and I don’t want to put you on their radar.”
reached underneath his chair, pulled out a He patted his small pink notebook
large basin (I hadn’t noticed it there), and knowingly. It sounded like the title of a bad
lost his dinner. Then he stood up—slowly, clickbait article to me, Power Companies
carefully—and left the way he came, Hate Him!
trickling; but this time, he was headed uphill “So how did you end up here?”
and losing water fast. His funeral was on “Well, I got heart disease, you see. So I go
Friday. into the city e’ry so often to get a stent put
in. Last time I went, though, they told me
Ernie I’m down to my last artery, and they can’t do
The last to join us that night was Ernie. no more. But the next day, I saw a Google ad
Ernie, with hands that looked like fixing and
a voice like a dust storm. When he walked
sayin’ that Utah’s got a new procedure that
could buy me two years!” He seemed excited
“The swamp will
in, my eyes caught on his grey plaid flannel,
in the pocket of which he had stashed a small
all over again until he realized that he
already knew the end of this story. “So I
eat you alive down
pink notebook and a mechanical pencil. My hitchhiked all the way here, only for them to there”
grandpa wears that same flannel, but instead tell me that they don’t got it,” he paused for
of a notebook in his pocket, he stashes a tin what seemed like an eternity, “Then they
of chewing tobacco. The difference seemed threw me in here; what did they call it?
important, somehow. Ernie never played, but Hospice for the homeless? Bullshit. I ain’t
instead kept us company while we each homeless, I got a home!” He muttered again,
worked on our own games of Solitaire. I
asked him about his accent: far South?
“Louisiana,” he drawled, then nodded, “Yep,
raised by the bayou. Man, I’ll tell you what;
the swamp will eat you alive down there.
under his breath, as if to reassure himself, “I
got a home.”

“But anyway, I ain’t gonna be staying here


long. I figure if I’m gonna die, I ain’t gonna
“ The swamp will
eat you alive
Plane goes down? Fo’get about it. The do it under this blanket of smog,” he
quicksand will take the plane, and the gators chuckled, “Nope, I’m going to Death Valley,
will take the pilot.”
The conversation moves on, with Ernie
saying something about stone crabs or Justin
California. Gonna spend out my days under
sunburnt skies.” down there”
Wilson, but I’m not following. I’ve been
transported to a place where my childhood
fear of quicksand is founded, and such
wisdom as run zigzag from an alligator is
actually useful. I can’t imagine it. As I’m

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