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Gonzo Theory!

A Brief Notation from the Realm of the Pseudosciences! August 2010

Beware of OPUS… As to ggoonnzzoo tthheeoorryy, that is the strong sense of


investigative skepticism, cynical attribution toward fallacies
An evolving gonzo theory, OPUS is willful inner of inference, all animated by a practitioner’s viewpoint from
generation from the dark side of that unique duality of the real-world of experience. And, generously flavored by a
human nature, goodness and wickedness. OPUS makes up healthy dose of satirical humor to poke fun at pious
the basic ingredients of human deception and clever ruses, pontification by pseudo-scientists. Especially those from the
which is for the sake of Obsessive-Compulsive Postulation “hallowed” halls of academia, comfortable in the ivory
for Unsubstantiated Subjectivism. towers of the so called “social and behavioral sciences”

In brief, the suggestion of such echoes the desires, Naturally, ggoonnzzoo tthheeoorryy makes fun of foolish notions
cravings and yearnings to be authenticated regardless of supported by specious arguments based on hasty
what the facts say. Fiction is often more acceptable than generalizations untested against the reality of human malice
reality. We’ll believe anything if it agrees with the mental and terror. Its experiential diversity runs contrary to the
rubric we’ve fabricated. Gullibility knows no limits. We orthodox dogma of the alleged “experts” who like short cuts
even invent extra-dimensional, anthropomorphic or to the validity of evidentiary factors for their assertions.
supernatural entities to express our prurient passions for
personal and collective scapegoats, sacrificial rites, For instance, many times if you read a so called
ceremonies and rituals to ensure others conform to our belief “expert’s” bone fides on the internet, at their alleged
systems. No one dare disagree or else there’s a price for non- “expert” consulting site, it’ll mostly be extraordinarily
conformity. Especially where the pretext of social mores is lengthy with excessive use of the personal pronoun – “I”.
expected across a broad spectrum. Also, words like “expert”, “nationally recognized”, “expertly
trained”, “certified” and so on, may be seen there. Typically,
From the reflection we see in the wishing pond of you’ll likewise find a very dramatic photograph, which may
personal proclivities, mirrored images gaze back in the forms project a glamorous image of proclaimed notoriety and
of self-projected desires. From there, good and evil, pleasure special authority.
and pain, profit and loss, publish or perish, win or lose, in
competition with eros versus Thanatos. So potent is the Self-interest is everywhere. From cognitive bias,
sensuality we see in ourselves we do all kinds of things to subjective validation is part of our daily interpersonal social
deny its primary motivation processes. intercourse. OPUS is very contrived. Here’s what you do to
make sure illusions smoke screen the facts. Particularly if
Life force, driven by intuitive energies, struggles to defeat you’re running for office and want to fool the public. You
the ultimate enemy, death. But, inside we hear the voices that can usually bank on the fact that most people won’t do their
say, you cannot win the end game, eventually you’ll have to homework or ask probing questions or do their own
give in. This reflects the psycho-sexual dynamics of human investigative research. So, keep the message simplistic,
intentions which are entirely self-focused as opposed to other general and trouble-free, as in fortune telling or a cold
focused. In brief, its logistical instigation from the cause- reading. Throw out enough stuff so something sticks and
effect continuum of human thinking primary processes is seems to make sense.
significantly from the core of free-will.
Appeal to emotion at every opportunity. Like in criminal
Ah, but, the prime direction of that one voice, libidinous profiling for instance. Ensure immediate gratification so
inclinations that stoke prurient intents, is singularly focused people feel good. Feeling always trumps logical deduction.
on self-gratification. This, at any cost, for the lofty heights of Reinforce faulty conclusions to safeguard questionable non-
self-promotion. Working with the three stooges of psycho- factual belief systems. Give people hope that they are always
babble, the paranormal, political and the planetary right and that life is filled with ethical absolutes that
conspiracies distract and elude the necessity for common reinforce “morality and meaning” regardless. Good luck!
sense. There is a duality of choice in this willful self-interest
for this level of thinking, either do or do not.
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