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UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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DISTRICT COURT
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SPECIAL AFFAIRS CLANDESTINE UNIT (SACU)

3 US District Court (SACU) Notice Of Protective Judicial Stewardship &


Custody And Federal Judicial Expansion
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5 Case name: Publisher P. Publisher (name withheld for safety reasons) v. The Misanthropy
Institute, Misanthropy’s Ever Expanding Wings Report (a Narrative), Michael C. Chivulescu;
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Case number: 120G-IC377
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Plaintiff(s)
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X------------Z Publishing House (due to ) CASE ASSIGNED UNDER
9 the extreme sensitivity of this case, the ) EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Court has granted to the Plaintiff for the ) RULES TO:
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rest of these proceedings the protection ) HON. XXXXX XXXXXXX
11 of the “Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed ) SACU DEPT.: CX-102
Publisher” nom-de-court, a business )
12 entity, on behalf of itself, of the Ameri-)
13 can nation, of various American institu-)
tions, businesses, associations, parishes )
14 and countless other, either juridical or )
15 or physical persons similarly aggrieved )
or hurt, Doe 1 to Doe “N” including, )
16 v. )
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Defendant(s) )
The Misanthropy Institute (an institute), )
18 the Report (a narrative), Michael C. )
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Chivulescu, aka Author or Misanthropy )
Attractions, various associates and )
20 Partners, from Roe 1 to Roe “N”, )
Including - )
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22 NOTICE OF PROTECTIVE JUDICIAL STEWARDSHIP &


CUSTODY AND FEDERAL JUDICIAL EXPANSION
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TO:
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Any and all American citizens born on this continent on or after
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1869, persons who have been naturalized after that date, of any legally
26 recognizable sex or gender, who maintain any legally recognizable form of
relationship with the United States of America, and who currently are, were, or
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may be exposed to this book titled
28 “MISANTHROPY’S EVER-EXPANDING WINGS”,
either by direct speech, reference, allusion, hearsay, handwriting, traditional

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print, electronic or psychic media, mere physical proximity,
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or in any other conceivable manner or form.
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THE JUDICIAL NOTICE HEREIN WILL STATE AND
3 SUMMARIZE THE REASONS FOR WHICH
the present book and its Author have been brought
4 to this U.S. District Court where the Plaintiff prayed
for immediate and complete cease of its (book’s) publication
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and for its (this book’s) and other pertinent materials’ immediate destruction
6 under the theory of nation-wide, major, exceedingly grievous,
irremediable and generations-long lasting harm and damage,
7 AND IT (JUDICIAL NOTICE)
WILL STATE, SUMMARIZE & PUBLICIZE THE REASONS
8 for which it (this Court), after finding the Plaintiffs’ request legitimate, of great
urgency and public concern, it (this Court) still has allowed for its (this book’s)
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(temporary) publication.
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THIS COURT, as it was gravely pondering this case, has became increasingly aware of
12 the steady accumulation of many other legal actions in many other legal venues across this
country, all said legal actions having this literary effort titled MISANTHROPY’S EVER-
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EX-PANDING WINGS (hereinafter Literary Effort or Effort), as focus of an unusually
14 large spectrum of charges, all filed grievances invariably placing the Literary Effort’s Author
in the Defendant position, and all said disputes having been generated by the Literary
15 Effort’s highly controversial and inflammatory content and representations.
UPON HEARING this Plaintiff’s (Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher’s) prayers,
16 moves and concerns aimed at blocking this Literary Effort’s materialization and publication,
concerns brought upon her by fears of liabilities generated by her involvement in this venture,
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and, in a much, much greater and agonizing extent by the sense of duty towards this nation,
18 and after carefully studying the Literary Effort’s content, this Court has found them
(Plaintiff’s prayers & concerns) legitimate, the liability fears justified, and its other, major
19 concerns indeed warranted by this Effort’s malicious trampling on the American nation’s
already severely lacerated public psyche, and as such, warranting a vigorous regulatory
20 answer.
HAVING REACHED such a sensitive point like the American nation’s lacerated psyche,
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this Court will now first acknowledge and reiterate that it (this Court) has always nurtured the
22 strong conviction that Justice’s constant, permanent, fundamental and final mission must be
that of a national custodian or caretaker of this country’s well being, mission to be accompli-
23 shed through steady guidance and advancement along the rails of Morality and Law the
cohesion, harmony and ensuing prosperity of the American people and through tireless
24 maintenance work done on all the levels of the scaffolds of Ethics, Truth, Integrity & Thrift
which surround the majestic edifice this country is.
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26 NOW, AFTER HAVING PRESENTED this moral mission thing, this Court will again
state for the record that while it is on this very Court’s background of lofty judicial purposes
27 and pro-active moral national curatorial activities that the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed
Publisher brought to the Justice’s attention her, so timely, anguished, justified and patriotic
28 prayers and warnings about the alarming prospect of national dissemination of the Literary

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Effort and of the calamitous consequences of this action upon this nation, it (this Court), due
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to some lofty philosophical concerns which trump the just described, pro-active judicial
2 attitude (concerns which will be shortly addressed), has elected not to interfere with the
materialization and marketing of said Literary Effort for the period of time during which the
3 many other legal actions against the Effort and its Author achieve the due judicial maturation,
and the several government and private inquiries having as object of interest the Effort (and
4 various other facts revealed or implied by it), will coalesce in a collective legal action very
likely to lead to a final and severe judicial retribution against the Effort’s Author sociopathic
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activities and wholesale mischief.
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IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE MAY DESERVE scorn or chastisement, and freedoms
7 too excitedly exercised may deserve severe glances, yet this Author, in guise of exposing the
Nineties follies goes well beyond a wise man’s response to those manifestations,
8 irresponsibly yelling “fire!” in an overcrowded ballroom where the festive harmonies have,
unfortunately degraded in conflict, abuse and discord ― and no matter how much our trying
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present days owe to the Nineties’ political excesses and acquisitive immoderation, the
10 Author’s cruel revelations, without fixing the past, cannot but inflame today’s frayed society
and doom the timid hope shining ahead.
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HEARTBREAKINGLY DIVIDED THIS COUNTRY, AMERICA was and is, this
12 sadist claims, the social tissue of this once proud nation being torn off by radicals whose acts
preclude any possibility of concord and harmony, her (alas! this once proud nation’s) worthy
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history, traditions, mores, habits and aspirations having became simple disposable rags at the
14 hands of extremists, the chief political endeavors of political parties having been reduced at
just destroying overnight what the opponents have achieved during the previous day, her
15 (once proud nation’s) institutions having became mere pathetic wards hosting nothing but
sleaze and partisan destructiveness, and, with the morals and all sense of common good lost,
16 her citizenry, frayed by the modernity’s corrosive assault, and battered by globalism’s
voracity have now either turned to devour one another, or plunged in wanton pleasures’ all-
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dissolving chasm ― oh, yes, tragically astray, askew and floundering her (this once proud
18 nation’s) journey has became!
OH, YES, MY FRIENDS, heartbreakingly defenseless and riven by disunion this (once
19 proud) nation these days is, this sadist claims, days when hostile winds buffet her shores from
all quarters of the planet, days when conspiracies and malevolence surround her, days when
20 foreign hostile forces, disguised as New Values and New Normalcy spare no effort for
gaining control of her abilities to defend herself and her citizens, and work for dismantling
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her and make her (this once proud nation) a humble servant of the New World Order!
22 YES, MY FRIENDS, no effort is spared for taming her (this once proud nation) by
foreign hostile forces, and in this dismantling effort, this sadist claims, not little contribution
23 have many of our American fellows, who, enraptured by decadence’s mortal charms, have
abandoned their patriotic duties, allowing in that void to flourish our enemies’ sinister
24 endeavor!
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OH, YES, IMMODERATE, WANTON, HEDONISTIC, lecherous, prodigal, immodest,
26 amoral, obnoxious, superficial, capricious, greedy, opportunistic, quarrelsome, lewd, wicked,
cacophonous, utterly confused and hopelessly irredeemable this (once proud American
27 nation) looks, sounds and acts along this Effort, this sadist claims, her (this once proud
nation’s) interests having degenerated in our times at their lowest, most lurid and prurient
28 essences, she (this once proud nation) now wasting her energies enthusiastically and single-

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mindedly strictly in activities of the basest sorts, this sadist claims!
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YES, MY FRIENDS, activities of the basest sorts, this sadist claims ― she (this once
2 proud American nation) no longer allowing to be distracted from obsessive and relentless
sexual copulation is; she (this once proud nation) manically engaged in querulous and
3 vindictive conduct of the grossest and most repugnant nature is; she (this once great nation)
unpredictably oscillating between frantic episodes of showing each other their new cellular
4 phones and yapping in them, phones, and trance-like moments of contemplation of illusory
ownership of shiny plastic cards is; she (this once proud nation) passionately and constantly
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preoccupied by consuming and dissemination of gossip of the basest kind is; she (this once
6 proud nation), lost in uncritical contemplation of political besmirching and destruction
schemes is; she (this once proud nation) constantly plunged in a mindless buying frenzy of
7 little shiny things, sunglasses, of countless other trinkets with toggles, SUVs and other
unnecessary and normally humiliating stuff (hereinafter ‘stuff’) is; she (this once great
8 nation), lost in trivial, fleeting, superficiality and vacuity is; she (this once proud nation)
wasting most of their share of the priceless time bestowed upon them by nature’s generosity
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goggling at TV screens, watching American Idol or reality shows of Hollywoodesque
10 Himalayesque ineptitude is; she (this once proud nation), terminally hypnotized by the
Entertainment’ repulsive gods is; she (this once proud nation) absurdly accommodating the
11 ugly, the foul, and the perversion is; she (this once great nation) loud, superstitious,
credulous, frivolous and constantly swinging from tides of irrational exuberance to
12 unexplainable fits of anger is; she (this once great nation) relentlessly, publicly and tirelessly
exposing their bared lactation glands, evacuation orifices, reproduction-copulation /slots-
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bulbous protuberances and other unseemly bared body parts to ecstatic fellow citizens is; she
14 (this once proud nation) when happening to lack an (always appreciative) audience for said
abominations, eagerly projecting them, abominations to the appalled Cosmos via distressed
15 electro-magnetic waves is, this sadist claims!

16 AND DESPICABLE PREY to this shameful, general and frenzied disorientation, this
sadist claims, she (this once proud nation), clearly less and less able to govern itself is, oh,
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yes, my fellow Americans, yes, yes, yes ― and as sinister, malevolent domestic and foreign
18 tentacles have wrestled her helm and sails ropes, she (this once proud nation) sinking deeper
and deeper in reprehensible, quarrelsomeness, frivolity, frippery, greed, tripe, exhibitionism,
19 abomination and ignominy is, this sadist claims, the ominous signs of an enormous, drastic,
incoming punishment wantonly being ignored!
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INDEED, only the simple enumeration of these odious and despicable ways and habits
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would bring tears in the eyes of the, dwindling numbers as they are, decent, law-abiding,
22 patriotic and God fearing Americans! Yet the keen research, comprehensive body of
observati-ons, access at highly classified scientific and governmental sources, together with
23 the demo-nic talents of the Literary Effort’s Author and his formidable gift for articulating
larger, mind boggling visions which contain myriad of vile, yet so convincing! smaller
24 etchings, churn even more poison on our contemporaries’ already lacerated psyches, psyches
which simply cannot be expected to withstand the Effort’s rendering of our times and us ―
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vision so merciless, so discouraging, so humiliating and so paralyzing that it indeed makes
26 the present Effort an extreme and immediate societal menace, challenging the very survival
of the American nation. Yes, sadistically and gleefully goes the Author on, unveiling misery,
27 ugliness and abjection seeping from under all and any human enterprise occurring around,
and this to an unbearable cumulative and persuasive effect, putting the feelings and sanity of
28 the decent American folk in great jeopardy and our society under disintegration’s sign!

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YES, EXTRAORDINARY AND DEEPLY PERNICIOUS effects the reading of this
2 Effort has, and the Court will confess here that right now, as it (the Court) is editing in her
(Court’s) chambers the present NOTICE OF PROTECTIVE JUDICIAL STEWARD-
3 SHIP & CUSTODY AND FEDERAL JUDICIAL EXPANSION after today’s latest
hearing of this matter, it (the Court) is doing it with teary eyes and trembling hands, while in
4 the courthouse, this hearing’s audience who haven’t fainted yet are still loudly wailing and
crying, wringing their hands, Mrs. Odette (the clerk) is uncontrollably sobbing and mumbling
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strange words to herself, apparently having lost her senses, and deputy sheriff Gonzales lies
6 on the floor, felled by a dementia attack which made him leave behind him five sad orphans
and an ever-grieving widow, this brave man ― oh, friends, friends, my fellow Americans! Is
7 this abysmal condition we have reached the one in which we’ll wallow for the ages to come?
WHAT CAN WE say more? Well ― if this could bring some solace to your wounded
8 feelings, pride and patriotism, we (this Court) can and will now inform you that this Effort’s
encompassing, all-dissolving and corroding descriptions are not limited only at this (once
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proud) American nation, but often have the entire planet in their scope, displaying with a
10 jubilant glee an idiotic, resembling and outdoing us world, which is enthusiastically aping us
(once proud Americans), from stumbling around in britches lowered to the knees, to piling up
11 debts in this mindless, reprehensible debauchery of base senses, vanities, quarrelsomeness
and acquisitiveness, planet-wide grotesque Saturnalia swarming with ugly, vociferous, vain,
12 quarrelsome and irredeemable buffoons, gross Saturnalia which has deservedly gained the
utmost contempt and derision of the larger Cosmic community!
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ALAS, while this Court for long and sadly has also been staring at the irreversible descent
14 of this (once proud) American nation in ignominy, it (this Court) also can and is willing to
concur with the observation that the rest of the world is in an even more pathetic shape than
15 we are (the countries of Haiti, Mauritania, Zimbabwe, Londonistan, Italsudania,
Franceghrebia, Germanistan or Burma come to mind as good examples). Yet, unfortunately,
16 this situation doesn’t simplify the Court’s position in our painful matter, where the Court,
after finding the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher’s legal prayers and requests
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legitimate, of national interest and of great urgency, it (this Court) has found also itself
18 tragically caught between the Scylla’s temptation of trying to hide or smother in the name of
the (unfortunately, so comple-tely undeserving) public interest the Literary Effort’s
19 devastating revelations (an ethically unacceptable position), and the Caribda of allowing
them, terrible revelations, be wholesale dumped over the heads of this wretched and godless
20 nation (and equally worthless planet), and so creating the conditions for even worse
confusion, discord, commotion, anarchy and disturbance in this country and elsewhere,
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situation doubtlessly further nurturing the vile spectrum of active flaws, wickedness, vices
22 and barbarity this human race is so abundantly en-dowed with, and as such nothing but
fulfilling Misanthropy Attractions’ sociopathic visions presented in this Effort.
23 INDEED a harsh predicament, this Court’s clashing philosophical choices! Yet it is this
very predicament, together with the procedural duty of allowing the other, accumulating,
24 mentioned legal actions and inquiries concerning the Literary Effort and its Author to reach
the required judicial maturation for the incoming and likely severe prosecutorial action
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against him (Author) which have inspired this Court to design a novel legal way for handling
26 this painful matter, legal approach which will ensure the survival of the primacy of the
higher, pure juridical principle of “Truth Revealed” regardless of its eventual (and
27 doubtlessly harsh) consequences, therefore allowing for the Effort’s further being printed and
marketed, while also providing for a temporizing, softening complement of this “Truth
28 Revealed” doctrine, softening complement meant to somehow, temporary alleviate the

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Effort’s mentioned, terrible revelations ― this legal approach designed by this Court for this
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particularly sad case being a set of binding publishing instructions to be observed by both
2 Defendant and Plaintiff, i.e., Misanthropy Attractions and Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed
Publisher.
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THESE PUBLISHING INSTRUCTIONS which attempt to maintain under control this
4 ugly, Literary Effort developing situation for the immediate future on the entire continental
territory of the United States and its (United States’) overseas possessions must be duly
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observed under severe penalty by all involved parties and are the following:
6 I) WHILE the Court agrees with the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher’s legal
actions and prayers which have shown that the publication of this Literary Effort in the
7 present form is likely to have very strong negative consequences upon the Plaintiff’s business
reputation, as well as some greatly disruptive social consequences upon the American society
8 and elsewhere, it (the Court) has rejected the Plaintiff’s request to allow him to exit the
binding contract between her, Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher and Misanthropy
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Attractions or alter, modify or delete passages of Literary Effort’s text deemed by her (and
10 acknowledged as such by this Court), as intently sociopathic, grossly and dangerously
irresponsible and posing great perils to the national well-being and interests, and has ordered
11 her (Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher) to continue to cooperate with Misanthropy
Attraction in the reduced form of printing liaison, facilitator or executor, leaving the
12 performing of all and any further editorial services to Misanthropy Attraction’s malefic
talents and nasty discretion;
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II) HOWEVER, due to the grave public commotion which will very likely follow the
14 Effort’s publishing, and in order to further soften the impact of the Effort’s revelations, the
Court found necessary to have their (Publisher’s and Author’s) voices, claims and concerns
15 displayed right in this book itself, in this very present section which, because its purpose is
to be slapped around this Literary Effort’s hairy, unseemly mid-part of the body
16 compulsively, unstoppably baring itself,
A) s
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hall be titled JUDICIAL LOINCLOTH Attempting to Obscure the Shocking Sight of the
18 Unseemly Literary-Philosophical Elements of the Present Narrative, and which,
B) w
19 ill contain the following exhibits:
 Exhibit A: The present, Court’s NOTICE OF PROTECTIVE JUDICIAL STE-
20 WARDSHIP & CUSTODY, AND FEDERAL JUDICIAL EXPANSION which warns the
unsuspecting American readers who might fall for purchasing this Literary Effort about the
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abovementioned, pending & serious legal situation;
22  Exhibit B: The PUBLISHER’S PRAYER FOR VIGOROUS JUDICIAL IN-
TERVENTION & LEGAL ACTION AND DISCLOSURE OF MOTI-VATIONS,
23 REBUTTAL & DISCLAIMER, which will present to the American Readers the reasons
behind Publisher’s attempt to stop the Effort’s dissemination
24  Exhibit C: The AUTHOR’S LETTER OF APPEASEMENT & WARRAN-TIES TO
THE APPREHENSIVE AMERICAN READER which will present to the American reader
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the Author’s view on this matter for exonerating him,
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… and, as a last point of this judicial order, in an attempt to provide the American citizenry
27 with an (alas! hopefully cathartic) vision of Justice’ discouraged struggle for injecting a
minimal degree of decency and dignity in this ugly, nation encroaching and deeply
28 humiliating MISANTHROPY”S EVER EXPANDING WINGS affair, this Court has:

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III) selected from said work’s body several situations and representations deemed (by the
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Court) as being highly illustrative for the Effort’s intently antisocial, acute wickedness and
2 exceedingly incendiary and irresponsible content (representations selected regardless their
[representations’] current judicial status, that is, regardless whether they [representations]
3 have been brought or not [elsewhere/yet] to Justice’ severe attention by a plaintiff or another),
then the Court has instructed Misanthropy Attractions to:
4 A) flag them, irresponsible representations, in the body of the Effort’s text,
B) then to integrate in the Literary Effort’s explanative apparatus some unambiguous,
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(Misanthropy), pertinent, comprehensive, justificative and apologetic comments notes in
6 which, he
a) will address each of the selected incendiary passages and explain in non-un-certain terms
7 to the American reader the origin(s) of that or that particular inflammatory representation,
b) and whether (and how) that particular representation makes for (or not) the substance of a
8 current legal action against Misanthropy Attractions and this Effort elsewhere, this legal
action attempting to limit the damage done to this nation (and to the few other, small islands
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of civilization left on this planet), by the content of said findings and representations,
10 c) allowing the Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher to participate in these explanative
apparatus notes (in case she, Deeply Turmoiled & Distressed Publisher chooses to do so),
11 with her own rebuttals or critical observations which could further alert the American reader
about the grave implications (or of the tenuousness) of the Author’s findings and
12 irresponsible representations.
d) and to insert in the body of this Narrative an updated notice which will bring to
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the Readers;’ attention the (constantly expanding) list of Plaintiffs in this matter(s), as of the
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15 Dated: 09/10-2008, BY THE ORDER OF THE COURT

16 Signed: /s/ Susan Weber


The Honorable Susan Weber
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Judge of the United States District Court
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20 DO NOT CALL OR WRITE TO THIS COURT REGARDING


THIS SCANDALOUS, DEVELOPING MATTER.
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IN THE LIKELY CASE THE INDIGNANT AMERICAN CITIZENRY
22 HAS NEW, PERTINENT OR SUPPORTING INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE IN
THIS
23 MISANTHROPY”S EVER EXPANDING WINGS/ “LITERARY EFFORT”
MATTER,THE NEW EVIDENCE
24 SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO YOUR U.S. CONGRESS OR SENATE
REPRESENTATIVE(S)
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OR TO THE, RESPECTIVELY, U.S. CONGRESS AND SENATE INTELLIGENCE
26 COMMITTEES, NASA, CIA, FBI, AND OTHER ADEQUATE INSTITUTIONS.

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