N:- Gm everyone and shit

Our skit is about a white collar worker Sagar just like any other modern
middle family man, who lives on his own away from his parents to fullfill
his dreams in a busy and crowded city. You will get to know more about
the Ethical issue prevailing in the society , that we are trying to project
here as the skit proceeds further.
Scene 1 : The Bus { people required:- everyone, Character:- S)
N:- Sagar’s travelling in a crowded bus on his way to his office like his
daily routine.Luckily he found a seat.
(Enter Priya and she went and stood infront of sagar)
(Jhatka)
S:- Sorry
P:-(Angry Tone) Be Careful!!
(Jhatkax2)
P:-What the F….
S:- Sorry voh driver ne sharp turn liya tha toh unintentionally ho gya
P:- Unintentionally my foot!! I know all about you perverts, Ladki dekhi
nhi ki shuru ho jate hai
Conductor :- Kya hua madam ?
S:- arre voh bhai galti se turn …
P:- Jhoot bol rha hai yeh, mere sath Jabardasti kr rha tha yeh. Bloody
Cheapo
S:- Hey WTF wrong with you ? kya keh rhi hai aap
Passenger 1:- Maine bhi dekha tha yeh touch karne ki koshish kr rha tha
baar baar
P:- agar thodi si bhi decency hoti toh ladki ko dekh ke seat chod deta
Passenger 2:- started making the video
S:- main kyo chodo seat maine ticket ke paise diye. Plus ladies seat bhi
nhi hai toh main kyo chodo?
C:- Ayeee saale tameez se baat kr madam se aur uth yaha se utarta hu
terko agle stop pe. Ladki chedta hai saari ashiqui nikalta hu teri
P:- Chal uth seat se, Bloody molester
S:- Hey watch your language! Meri jab koi Galti nahi main kyo uthu
(Priya Slaps Sagar, Sagar pushes her in recoil)

And C, P1,P2 throws him out of the Bus while cursing him(ladki chedta
hai,vagera)

N:- Sagar took another bus and went to his job. He was depressed the
whole day and went early to his apartment.
Scene 2:-The Room (Characters:- Sagar, Friend, Priya on Tv Reporter on
Tv , Policeman)
(Sagar sitting in a depressed state on his couch)
Friend 1:- BC kya kar diya tune konsi Ladki ko ched ke aya hai tu ?
S:- bhai kya hua? Maine kuch nhi kiya!!
F1:- Tv on kar aur KalTak News channel laga
Reporter:- Aur aaj humare sath studio me hai ek aisi ladki Jisne Saabit kar
diya hai ki Ladkiyaan Durga ki Avtaar hoti hai. Is ladki ne bina dare himaat
ke sath ek darinde ko uski haivaniyat ka sabak sikhaya.
Hie Priya ! kaisi ho aap?
Priya:- Main badiya
R:- Toh priya bataiye yeh sab kaise hua.
P:- I was going …
R:- ji humare kuch darshako ko english samajhne me dikaat ho sakti hai
toh aapse request hai ki aap hindi me boliye
P:- Ji, toh main subah apni job ke liye jaa rhi thi aur DDT bus me chadi,
Usi bus me voh bhi tha
R:- Sagar Malhotra?
P;- Ji, main bus me khadi hui thi ki voh mujhe stare kr rha tha. Hum
ladkiyo ke lie yeh common hota hai toh maine ignore kr diya.Traffic tha
toh bus baar bar chal rhi thi ruk rhi thi aur voh iska fayda utha ke mujhe
touch kr rha tha. Pehli do baar toh mujhe laga galti se hua hoga. 3 baar
maine use warn bhi kiya, but jab usne mujhe 4th baar touch kiya. Mujhse
raha nhi gya aur main chila padi.
R:- Jaisa ki humne video me dekha.
P:- apni galti manne ke bajaye voh mujphe attack krne laga toh maine
use chata maar diya
R:- Priya aap bbharat ki Beti ho aur Is Hindustan ki beti ne aaj kahin croro
betiyo ke liye ek udharahan ban gyi hai. Desh ke Darindo Sudhar Jayo
Varna Savitri Ko kali banenne me Derr nhi Lagti. Yeh karyakram yahi
samapt hota hai.App bane rhihe humare agli peshkash ke liye Ki “350
Kilo ka Dulah! Japani Dil hai ki Manta nahi !’’ ‘’Kya Aliens Peete hai Gai ka
doodh? ‘’ aur “Dhoni Ke Sher kyo Ho gye Dher”
S:- F@#$ yeh kya ho gya. Meri toh galti bhi nhi thi
N:- Door Bell Rings ans sagar goes to open the door
(Police wala enter)
Police:- Sagar Malhotra tu hi hai ?
S:- Ji kya baat hai ?
Po- Kya baat hai ?Saale Kya baat hai Ladki Chedta hai aur puchta hai kya
baat hai ? Narrator Giraftaar karo isse aur Van me Daldo, Saala yeh
media ne bhi pareshan karke rkha hai.

Narrator:- Sagar was in jail for a week. Priya filed a case of Molestation
and physical plus verbal assault on Sagar. He was bailed by his close
friend. Next is a scene of a Cafeteria where sagar is meeting the
PoliceIncpector 3 month after the Incident.

Scene 3 The price for freedom (Sagar, Po, Priya,Boss, F1,F2)

Po:- Ayo Sagar Ayo Baitho . kya logo chai, coffee thanda?
S:- ……….
Po:- Arre tum toh naraz ho gye, chalo chodo lo mithai khao
N:- Sagar Puts an envelope full of cash inside that box
(po while talking to priya on phone)
Po:- Haan priya Madam Ji, akhri Installment bhi aa gyi. Ab mamle ko raffa
daffa krte hai aur haan bacho ke liye mithai bhijwa dena ghar pe …Heheh
Thik hai madam Ji
Aur hero ja Free hai aaj se tu aur meri maan toh Sehar, Naukri aur chodki
teeno badal le kyoki pehle walo ne toh muh mod hi liya hai.
S:- Yeh advice free me di hai yah phir iska bhi paise alag se lene hai ?
Po:- CHal badiya phir milenge Zindagi rahi toh

N:- life of S in those 3 months were completely ruined. He was fired from
his Job.
Boss:- Sagar I know you are a hardworkin and sincere lad. But company’s
Reputaion’s on stake I have got to fire you
S:- Sir you also think that I did that ?
B:- I am sorry S my hands are completely tied, Mujhe upar se pressure
hai. Apne hatho pe control krna tha tumhe ab bughato
N:- His friends left his side cause of embarassment

F1- For the sake of old times humne jitni help krni thi kardi
F2- ab humse contact krni ki zaroorat nahi tujhe
Sahil:- Yr maine nahi kiya kuch I did nothing wrong. Why don’t you guys
believe me
( the left ignoring every word he says)

N- His parents stopped talking to him.

S- Papa please phone utha lo , Maine kuch nhi kiya Ap samajhte kyo nhi
ho(sobbing while knees on ground)

N;- His whole world was breaking infront of his eyes but all he could do
was break along with it.S was strong he somehow managed to survive 5
months after that incident. He had no job, no friends, no family support
plus no money whatsover not to mention the 3Lacs rupees extorted by
the priya and the inspector. It was the time he become insane or as some
would call he finally came into his senses.

Scene 4 The Vengeance (Priya, sagar)

N;- Completely crushed by the Priya Incident, neglected by the society,

Sagar chose the path of revenge. He decided to kidnap Priya
( Sagar uses chloroform and kidnaps priya and take her to his
house,when she came to her sense, she was tied sitting on a chair and
the opposite end of table was occupied by Sagar)

P:- Help!!! Help!!! KOi bachayo mujhe

S;- Kya Baat hai , ek baar bacho bolna thode note high krke
P:- Help!!! Help!!! KOi bachayo mujhe
S:- Waaah Kya Buland Avaz hai apko toh theatre me kaam krna chahiye
nhi ? Acting waise hi apki pro level pe hai
P;- maine tumhara kya bigada hai
S:- arre aap bhi purani baate leke baithi ho yaha, Let the Bygones be
Bygones. Arre main bhi kitna bewakoof hu Desh ki Durga mere samne
baithi hai aur maine kuch offer bhi nhi kiya, where are my manners ? Toh
Kiran Bedi kya logo aap chai, coffee, ya phir alcohol.
P:- Please mujhe Jane do , Main aage se kuch nhi karungi main tumhare
paise bhi vaapis krdungi, please chod do
S;- arre yaha main tumko beverages serve kr rha hu aur tum jane ko keh
rhi ho ? lo coffee piyo, Narrator coffee pass karna jara sa toh
P:_ Help !! Help !! Koi hai yahah !!! HELP!!! Please jane Do
S- Drink your coffee
P-………
S-DRINK YOUR COFFE
(Sahil grabs the cups and forecefully made priya drink that )
S- haan toh priya ji mehman nawazi ho gyi ab mudde pe atte hai
P:- please jane do mujhe maine galt kiya tumhare saath main maafi
mangti hu please mere ghar me mummy papa wait kr rhe hai
S- arre don’t apolosize mudda yeh nhi hai ki tumne mere sath kya kya
kiya, mudda yeh hai ki main tumhare sath ab kya kya karunga
P_ HElp HELP MUMMY HELP KOI toh help karo
S- tumhe ek sharth pe jane doonga agar tum live video pe bolo ki tumne
kya kya kiya mere sath
P- Haann Pakka Main bolungi main bolungi
(s wiping her face with towel)
S- yeh kya rone jaisi shakal banayi hai arre same vaisi banayo jaisi kal tak
pe banaiyi thi Desh Ki Beti Durga !!! Smile
OK Ready LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!
P- Main Priya Chopra yeh confess krti hu ki Sagar
S- Sagar malhotra
P- Sagr Malhotra was innocent, usne mere saath koi badtmeezi nahi ki
thi, mera us din mood kharab tha boyfriend se fight ho gyi thi aur phir
video ban rhi thi aur log bhi hype kr rhe the toh sympathy aur moral
support ke liye maine voh sab drama kiya tha, mujhe nhi pata voh
national tv pe aa jayega aur itna bada scene ho jayega, maine Sagar se
case waapis lene ke liye bhi 3 Lac $ extort karaye . Sagr ki isme koi galti
nhi thi. It was totally my fault
S- And Cut !!!! kya baat Agar main director hota toh tumhe tabh bhi nahi
leta
P- Please ab toh jano do
S- Ek cheez aur usse pehle, Narrator Gun please. SHHHHH
P-……..
Tumhe pata hai tumhare ittni si moral hype ke liye meri lyf barbad ho
gyi , I lost my job, I lost my friends, I fucking lost my dad, all because of
all because of you, tumhe kya lagta hai media apni galti manegi, kuch nhi
hona iss video ka , yeh bas maine apne papa aur friends ke liye banayi
thi. Maine police ko message kr diya ki tum mere ghR mujhpe assault
krne ke liye ayi aur jab tum behosh thi maine tumhare fingerprint iss gun
pe le liye the
P- Please don’t do this I beg you Please
S:- Sayonaro Desh ki BEti

N:- I need you people to ask yourselves just one thing straight from your
heart, leave the society’s norms and the governments laws and the
things you are taught in school, leave all that just for a minutes and ask
yourself “Are men always wrong ?”

Thank You