Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

2539

I don’t believe in plastic surgery,

But in your case,
Go ahead.
1972

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

1753

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

1498

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma?
1149

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
1105

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
945

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

890

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

843

No need for insults, your face says it all.

824

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
770

Your intelligence is my common sense.

752

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
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751
You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid
your face.
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
945

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.

890

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

843

No need for insults, your face says it all.

824

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…”
770

Your intelligence is my common sense.

752

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face.
751

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid
your face.
687

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one
out of your hand.

645

If you’re talking behind my back then you’re in a perfect position

to kiss my a**!

643

I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

582

It’s not that you are weird…it’s just that everyone else is normal.
520

Act your age not your shoe size.

501

It’s not that I’m smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber
than everyone else.

497

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live
without a brain. You can tell them your age.

406

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

402

Jealousy is a disease…get well soon!

400

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I

hereby remove.

396

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to

mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously
stupid!!

361

Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

355

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when
I look at you I feel lucky.

352
Your age doesn’t lie. Neither does that face.

349

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you’re abusing the

privilege.