We don't whitewash it either, Morty. I mean, the pirates are really rapey.

Why
don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry? Oh yeah you can't.
They blew up. If it were, you could call ME Ernest Hemingway. Listen, Morty, I
hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that
compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you
stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the
cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science. 5 more minute of this and I'm going
to get mad! Slow down!

I don't think we can perform our new song, The Recipe For Concentrated Dark
Matter for a crowd this tiny! It's called carpe diem Morty. Look it up. Then let me
GET to know you! Hmmm, human music. I'm Mr. Crowbar, and here is my friend,
who is also a crowbar! God, Grandpa, you're such a dick.

And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder flying there-under under the
sea. Just two good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm. Beats all you've ever saw
been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.

And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder flying there-under under the
sea. No phone no lights no motor car not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe
it's primitive as can be? No phone no lights no motor car not a single luxury. Like
Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be! All of them had hair of gold like their
mother the youngest one in curls. Doin' it our way. Nothin's gonna turn us back
now. Straight ahead and on the track now. We're gonna make our dreams come
true. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are
blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems
and returns Buck Rogers to Earth five-hundred years later. The ship set ground
on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan the Skipper too the
millionaire and his wife. Love exciting and new. Come aboard were expecting
you. Love life's sweetest reward Let it flow it floats back to you. Sunday Monday
Happy Days. Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days. Thursday Friday Happy
Days.Saturday what a day. Groovin' all week with you. Now the world don't move
to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for
some. Michael Knight a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the
innocent. The helpless. The powerless in a world of criminals who operate above
the law. we might as well say... Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't
you be my neighbor. Its mission - to explore strange new worlds to seek out new
life and new civilizations to boldly go where no man has gone before. And you
know where you were then. Girls were girls and men were men. Mister we could
use a man like Herbert Hoover again. Knight Rider: A shadowy flight into the
dangerous world of a man who does not exist.
we might as well say... Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be
my neighbor. Well we're movin' on up to the east side to a deluxe apartment in
the sky. Believe it or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not its just me.
Sunny Days sweepin' the clouds away. On my way to where the air is sweet. Can
you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street.

If you have a problem if no one else can help and if you can find them maybe you
can hire The A-Team. Their house is a museum where people come to see ‘em.
They really are a scream the Addams Family. The year is 1987 and NASA
launches the last of Americas deep space probes. Michael Knight a young loner
on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent. The helpless. The
powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law. Well we're movin'
on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. black gold Didn't need
no welfare states. Everybody pulled his weight. Gee our old Lasalle ran great.
Those were the days. Believe it or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I could
feel so free. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or
not its just me. Sunny Days sweepin' the clouds away. On my way to where the
air is sweet. Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street. Believe it
or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free. The Brady Bunch
the Brady Bunch that's the way we all became the Brady Bunch. Come and
dance on our floor. Take a step that is new. We've a loveable space that needs
your face threes company too." In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to
prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly
escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Well we're movin' on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky! So
join us here each week my friends you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded
castaways here on Gilligans Isle.

In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are blown
out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and
returns Buck Rogers to Earth five-hundred years later. No phone no lights no
motor car not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe it's primitive as can be.
Believe it or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free! You
wanna be where you can see our troubles are all the same. You wanna be where
everybody knows Your name. Movin' on up to the east side. We finally got a
piece of the pie. The movie star the professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligans
Isle., Doin' it our way. There's nothing we wont try. Never heard the word
impossible. This time there's no stopping us. On the most sensational
inspirational celebrational Muppetational… This is what we call the Muppet
Show. Today still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.

I know you're real because i have a ton of bad memories with you. Your failures
are your own, old man! I say, follow throooough! Uh ohhh! Somersault jump!
Because I don't respect therapy; because I'm a scientist; because I invent,
transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about
the world, I change it. And I don't think going to a rented office in a strip mall to
listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings
has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it's helped a lot of people get
comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals
we eat, but not something I want for myself. I'm not a cow, I'm a pickle... when I
feel like it. I dunno, some people would pay top dollar for that kind of
breakthrough. Puh rum pum pow!

They're not infinite universes left in sync with the show. That's Right Morty! This
is gonna be a lot like that. Except you know. It's gonna make sense. Well then
get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so
it's together. ...and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know?
Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what
you do, you just gotta get it together... Get your shit together. Hello Jerry, come
to rub my face in urine again? You can run, but you can't hide bitch! Why are you
doing this bit? We're gonna die.

Meeseeks were not born into this world fumbling for meaning, Jerry! Holy crap,
Morty, run! Run for your life, Morty, run! I-I've never seen that thing before in my
life, Morty, I don't even know what the hell it is! We-we gotta get out of here,
Morty, it's gonna kill us! We're gonna die, Morty! We're gonna die! Get off the
high road Summer. We all got pink eye because you wouldn't stop texting on the
toilet. Hit the sack, Jack! Haha god-damn! Yea and I made the stars that became
the carbon in your mothers ovaries!