On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational… This is what

we call the Muppet Show. The mate was a mighty sailin' man the Skipper brave
and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour a three hour
tour. A man is born he's a man of means. Then along come two they got nothin'
but their jeans. The mate was a mighty sailin' man the Skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour a three hour tour. These
Happy Days are yours and mine Happy Days. Well we're movin' on up to the
east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky.

we might as well say... Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be
my neighbor. black gold Just two good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm. Beats all
you've ever saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born. The
movie star the professor and Mary Ann here on Gilligans Isle. And when the odds
are against him and their dangers work to do. You bet your life Speed Racer he
will see it through. It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights. It's time
to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. So join us here each week my
friends you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on
Gilligans Isle. Believe it or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so
free.

Come and play. Everything's A-OK. Friendly neighbors there that's where we
meet. Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street. These Happy
Days are yours and mine Happy Days. So join us here each week my friends
you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man the Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers
set sail that day for a three hour tour a three hour tour." Were gonna do it. Give
us any chance well take it. Give us any rule we'll break it. We're gonna make our
dreams come true. The mate was a mighty sailin' man the Skipper brave and
sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour a three hour tour!
The Brady Bunch the Brady Bunch that's the way we all became the Brady
Bunch. Then one day he was shootin' at some food and up through the ground
came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is. The movie star the professor and Mary Ann
here on Gilligans Isle. So get a witch's shawl on a broomstick you can crawl on.
Were gonna pay a call on the Addams Family. Texas tea.; Then one day he was
shootin' at some food and up through the ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that
is.
Believe it or not I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free. It's time to
put on makeup. It's time to dress up right. It's time to raise the curtain on the
Muppet Show tonight. These days are all Happy and Free. These days are all
share them with me oh baby. So join us here each week my friends you're sure
to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle. And we'll do
it our way yes our way. Make all our dreams come true for me and you. Come
and dance on our floor. Take a step that is new. We've a loveable space that
needs your face threes company too.

In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are blown
out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and
returns Buck Rogers to Earth five-hundred years later. These days are all Happy
and Free. These days are all share them with me oh baby. The ship set ground
on the shore of this uncharted desert isle with Gilligan the Skipper too the
millionaire and his wife. If you have a problem if no one else can help and if you
can find them maybe you can hire The A-Team. In 1972 a crack commando unit
was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men
promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles
underground. Then one day he was shootin' at some food and up through the
ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is. The first mate and his Skipper too will
do their very best to make the others comfortable in their tropic island nest. They
were four men living all together yet they were all alone. Believe it or not I'm
walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free.Did you just come into the
cafeteria through a portal? That's Right Morty! This is gonna be a lot like that.
Except you know. It's gonna make sense. 5 more minute of this and I'm going to
get mad! I'll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time. Bunch of
people runnin' around bumpin' into each other, got a guy up front says, '2 + 2,'
and the people in the back say, '4.' Then the bell rings and they give you a carton
of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or somethin'. I
mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that's not a popular opinion,
but that's my two cents on the issue. There is no god, in your face! One dot
muthafucka! Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are
Just Regular Brothers Running In A Van From An Asteroid And All Sorts Of
Things: The Movie.

Grassss... Taste bad! Rick, is this a Saw thing? Are you seriously Sawing the
Vindicators? You're growing up fast, Morty. You're going into a great big thorn
straight into my ass. This isn't Game of Thrones, Morty. My name is Slip-
Slippery Stair. I'll take ya down there for 25 shmeckels! Principal Vagina here,
don't let the name fool you; I'm very much in charge. Reminding you that tonight
is our annual flu season dance. I don't know how many times I have to say this,
but if you have the flu, stay home. The flu season dance is about awareness, not
celebration. You don't bring dead babies to Passover.

What the fuck is going on?! Snuffles was my slave name. You can call me
Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white. Your blood will be my lotion! You
sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games? Dont look at me! That
guy over there roped me into this. I'm your worst nightmare, bitch!

Oh my god, how could I not see this coming? My lust, my greed! I deserve thiiiiii-
Ladies, let's get out of here. I haven't learned a thiiiiiing! You're young, you have
your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable. Ohh
yea, you gotta get schwifty. Nothing to read into there! I wish that shotgun was
my penis. Me irresponsible? All I wanted was for you to hand me a screwdriver!
But instead you had me buckle down and make you a roofie juice serum, so you
can roofie that poor girl at your school. W-w-w-w--are you kidding me, Morty?!
You're really gonna try to take the high road on this one? Y'know your-you're a
little creep, Morty! Your-your-your-you're just a little creepy creep person!

Nobody's killing me until after I catch my wife with another man. I'm Scary Terry!!
You can run but you can't hide, bitch! Not today bitch! Wha, me irresponsible ?!
All I wanted you to do was to hand me a screwdriver, Morty! My man! Thanks
Noob Noob, this guy gets it.