LADY PANDIT

LADY PANDIT
WEB SERIES
STORY, SCREENPLAY & DIALOGUE- SONY KISHOR SINGH

EPISODE 09

SCENE 1

LOCATION – MINISTER HOUSE/DAY

CHARACTER- MINISTER, P. A.

SAFED KURTA PAJAMA PAHNE MINISTER SAHAB NEWS PAPERS DEKH

RAHE HAIN. UNKE BAGAL MEIN FILE DABAYE UNKA P.A. KHADA HAI.

MINISTER

AAJKAL AKHBAAR MEIN PADHNE LAYAK KUCHH KHABAR HI NAHI

HOTI…HAM LOG JANTA KI SEVA KE NAAM PAR TAX KE PAISON KE VARE
NYARE KARTE JATE HAIN AUR YE MEDIA WALE TAMATAR PYAJ KE BHAV PE
ATKE RAHTE HAIN..

P.A.

HEHHHHEEEEEE… VO TO HAI SIR

MINISTER

AB YE DEKHO, IS SHAHAR MEIN KYA KYA HO RAHA HAI.. YE KOI LADKI HAI
JO POOJA PATH KARVA RAHI HAI..AB AURTEN BHI PANDITGIRI KARENGI TO
MARD LOG KYA GHANTA BAJAYENGE…HEEEEEEHEHEHHE

P.A.

DEKHUN TO SIR..

PAPER DEKHTA HAI AUR DHYAN SE PADHTA HAI

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P.A.

SIR, HAI TO KAMAL KI…KYA KAHTE HAIN

MINISTER

TUMHARA SAR..PAJAME MEIN HI RAHO, CHICHORON WALI BAATEN NAHI

P.A.

AGAR AAP BURA NA MANE TO EK BAAT KAHUN. IS KHABAR PAR SOCHNE KI

JAROORAT HAI

MINISTER

KYA MATLAB, SUDHAR JAIYE PERSONAL SECRETARY SAHEB, NAHI TO

BAHAR KA RASTA DIKHA DENGE.

P.A.

SOCHIYE SIR…PUBLIC KO KYA CHAHIYE.. TAMASHA…UNKE EMOTION KE

SATH KHELIYE..

MINISTER

VO KAISE ?

P.A.

AGAR AURAT KO MARD KI BARABRI KARNE KA MAUKA AAP DENGE TO

AURTON KA VOTE TO AAPKI TARAF AAYEGA N

MINISTER

MAIN SAMJHA NAHI.. SAAF SAAF BOL

P.A.

AGAR AAP IS LADKI KO BULAKAR USSE APNE GHAR MEIN POOJA KARVAYEN
TO SAMJHIYE EK TEER SE KAI NISHANE LAG JAYENGE..

MINISTER

HMMM

P.A.

EK TARAF MAHILA SAMANTA KE NAAM PAR MAHILAAON KI SAHANUBHUTI

MILEGI, DUSRI TARAF SABKO BULAYENGE… OPEN ANOUNCEMENT KARVA

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DENGE…. AUR AGAR CROWD, POLITICS, LADY PANDIT KE GLAMOUR KA
TADKA LGA TO SAMAJH LIJIYE MEDIA MEIN AAPKI JAY JAYKAAR HO JAYEGI.

MINISTER

MERE SATH RAHKAR AKALMAND HO GYA HAI. SOCH KYA RAHA HAI LAG JA
IS KAAM PAR…. PHONE KAR IS LADKI KO AUR MEDIA MEIN BHI KHABAR
LEAK KAR DO…KI MINISTER SAHAB APNE GHAR MEIN PAHLI BAAR EK
MAHILA PANDIT KE SHUBH HATHO SE POOJA KARVAYENGE…. POOJA KI
TAIYAARI BHI SHURU KAR DO

P.A. MOBILE SE PAPER DEKHKAR NUMBER DIAL KARTA HAI.

CUT TO

SCENE 2

LOCATION – HALL/DAY

CHARACTER- DIVYA, PARVATI, RAMDULARE, MOHAN, VAIBHAV

SAB BAITHE HAIN.

DIVYA

AAP MERE SATH SHASHTRARTH KARNA CHAHTE HAIN.

RAMDULARE

SHASHTRARTH… HAHA.. PAHLE BACHHE HANUMAN CHALISA, GAYATRI

MANTRA KA NAAM TO JAAN LE..

DIVYA

AAPSE JYADA JANTI HUN.. PUCHHIYE KYA PUCHHNA HAI. MAIN TAIYAAR
HUN.

RAMDULARE

MAHAMRITUNJAY MANTRA SUNAO

DIVYA

SAB AANKHE BAND KIJIYE, ISHWAR KA NAAM LIJIYE..MAIN SUNATI HUN

RAMDULARE

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AANKH KYON BAND KARU

DIVYA

MAIN AISE NAHI SUNAUNGI…MAHAUL HONA CHAHIYE BHAKTI WALA..

RAMDULARE

THIK HAI

SAB AANKH BAND KARTE HAIN…HATH JODTE HAIN. DIVYA ISHARA KARTI
HAI. VAIBHAV MOBILE ON KARKE MANTRA SUNA DETA HAI

PARVATI

TUMHE AATA HAI YE SAB

DIVYA

AUR NAHI TO KYA.. HONHAAR BETI HUN AAPKI

RAMDULARE

EK MINUTE… MUJHE GADBAD LAG RAHA HAI… TUMHARI AWAAJ AISE GUNJ
KYON RAHI THI…

DIVYA

KAAN KHARAB HAIN AAPKE

MOHAN

MUJHE BHI THODI ALAG AWAAJ LAGI

DIVYA

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO SAKKI. SHAK KI BIMARI SE NIKALIYE.

RAMDULARE

ACHHA PANIGRAHAN SANSKAR YANI KI VIVAAH KE SAMAY KANYADAAN

KARTE WAQT KYA MANTRA PADHA JATA HAI

DIVYA

ABHI MERI SHADI HUI NAHI… KAISE BATAUN..

RAMDULARE

DEKHA…. MAIN KAHTA THA KI ISE…

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DIVYA

JUST JOKING PANDIT JI.. ABHI SUNTAI HUN… AANKHE BAND KIJIYE….

PARVATI

ISME KYON AANKHE BAND KARE

DIVYA

AURATEN BINA SAWAL KIYE RAH NAHI PATI. CLOSE YOUR EYES…

VAIBHAV FIR MAANTRA CHALATA HAI LEKIN IS BAAR MALE VOICE

NIKALTI HAI.. SABLOG ANKH KHOLTE HAIN..

RAMDULARE

MAHAPAAP… ARE PAAPIYON ISHWAR SE DARO…. AISI KULKALANKINI

HAJARON VARSHON MEIN EK PAIDA HOTI HAI.

DIVYA

AAP TO BADE AAYE KULDEEPAK… MUJHE GAALI MAT DIJIYE… ACHHA NAHI
LAGTA HAI.

RAMDULARE

AB BHI WAQT HAI YAJMAAN… ISE SUDHARIYE… ISKI MANSIK HALAT THEEK
NAHI LAG RAHI.. ILAAAZ KARVAIYE ISKA… RADHE RADHE..

RAMDULARE JATA HAI...MOHAN AUR PARVATI DIVYA KI TARAF DEKHTE

HAIN. DIVYA THODA SHARMINDA HAI.

DIVYA

CHAL MAIN TUJHE BAHAR TAK CHHOD KAR AATI HUN…YAHA VIBRATIONS
SAHI NAHI HAI..

BOTH EXITS

SCENE 3

LOCATION – EXT./DAY

CHARACTER- DIVYA, VAIBHAV

DIVYA

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KYA DEKH RAHA HAI AISE.. ZINDAGI CHALANE KE LIYE KAAM DHANDHA NA
KARUN… KISI KA GLA THODE KAAT RAHI HUN

VAIBHAV

UNCLE AUNTY KO KITNI KADVI BAAT SUNA KAR GAYE PANDIT JI.. KUCHH TO
SAHI NAHI HAI.

DIVYA

TU KYA CHAHTA HAI

VAIBHAV

CHHOD DE YE KAAM, TERE VASH KA NAHI HAI.

DIVYA

EK BAAT BTA.. BREAK-UP KE DAR SE LOG PYAR NA KARE, ACCIDENT KE DAR

SE DRIVING NA KARE TO DUNIYA MEIN EK BHI LOVER AUR DRIVER NAHI
HOGA… MAIN BHI SIKH RAHI HUN.. TIME LAGEGA..

VAIBHAV

I UNDERSTAND… BUT YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUS….. PARENTS KA SAR NICHA

MAT KARO… JO KAAM KAR RAHI HO MEHNAT AUR LAGAN SE
KARO…SHORTCUT SE NAHI

DIVYA

SHAYAD TU THIK KAH RAHA HAI..

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SCENE 4

LOCATION – DIVYA HOUSE/DAY

CHARACTER- DIVYA, MOHAN, PARVATI

DIVYA AAKAR SOFE PAR BAITHTI HAI…. PARVATI HATH MEIN PAANI KA
GLASS AUR EK PLATE MEIN MEETHAI LEKAR AATI HAI. DIVYA KI TARAF
BADHATI HAI. DIVYA ASHCHARY MEIN PUCHHTI HAI

PARVATI

LO BETA YE MEETHAI KHAKAR PAANI PI LO..

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DIVYA

OMG… MAIN GALATI SE KISI AUR KE GHAR TO NAHI AA GAI… MAMMA AAJ
JO KUCHH BHI HUA USKE LIYE SORRY…PANDIT JI NE AAPLOGON KO ITNA
SUNAYA SAB MERI VAJAH SE

MOHAN

KHA LO BETA.. KHAKAR JAO AARAAM KARO

DIVYA

(COMIC WAY MEIN EMOTIONAL HOKAR MITHAI KHATI HAI)

ITNA PYAAR… ITNA PYAAR … MERI TO AANKHEN BHAR AAI.. PLEASE AB

AAPLOG SIDHE SIDHE BTA DO MERI GALATI KI KYA SAZA DENEWALE HAIN…

PARVATI

BETA TUNE TO HMARA NAAM RAUSHAN KAR DIYA

DIVYA

WOW MAMMA, PARVATI SE BADAL KAR RAUSHAN NAAM RAKH LIYA… NOT
BAD… VAISE SARNAME VAHI HAI YA USKO BHI BADALNE KA IRAADA HAI

PARVATI

AAJ TU JO CHAHE BOL ..MAIN GUSSA NAHI KARUNGI…

DIVYA

GOD.. MAIN PANDIT RAMDULARE MISHRA KO CHHODUNGI NAHI…

AAPLOGON KO ITNA SADMA LAGA HAI KI MUJH PAR NARAAZ HONE KE
BADLE MITHAIYAAN KHILA RAHE HO… ACHHI ACHHI BAATEN KAR RAHE
HO… MAIN SHARMINDA HUN… KITNI SHARMINDA HUN YE AAPKO VAIBHAV
BATAYEGA… USNE SHARMINDA HONE KA MERA EXPRESSION BHI DEKHA
HAI…

MOHAN

BETA, VAIBHAV KI CHHOR AAJ EK BADI KHUSHKHABRI AAI HAI

DIVYA

HAAN VO MERI PHOTO CHHAPI HAI…

MOHAN

NAHI, MINISTER SAHAB KE YAHAN SE AAI HAI

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DIVYA

KAUN MINISTER

PARVATI

TEZ PRATAP MAHILA VIKAS MANTRI JI KE YAHA SE

DIVYA

KYON

PARVATI

VO APNE YAHA EK POOJA KARVANA CHAHTE HAIN… USME PANDIT KE TAUR

PAR TUMHE BULAYA HAI

DIVYA

NAHIIIIIIIIIIII…

(KHUSHI WALA EXPRESSION)

FREEZE

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