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All said, the Queen’s wedding gift to Harry must have been easy
to sort – a quick text reading, “I’ve had a word with Field
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Marshal thingy – you don’t need to shave after all. Keep the
chin-rug. Love, Nan.”
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Well, get her courtiers to look after it during “the big day”!
Queen be taking care of shit! Sit back down, Uncle Sam!
‘Do I know you?’ George and Amal Clooney show how it’s done
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The point...
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The wink...
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The joke
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“Can I pat him?” she asked the royal groom, hovering near a
gigantic Windsor Grey. The horse side-eyed her, severely, while
munching.
“Oh – he’s into his hay, isn’t he?” Alex said, lowering her hand
again. “Fair enough.”
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“See you tomorrow for the event of the year!” Kirsty said,
cheerfully.
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The next day, I had my TV on at 9am sharp. I had lined up: tea, a
scone, my laptop. Since the invention of social media, being on
Twitter during a massive national event has been one of the great
treats of the modern age. I still remember with fondness Gary
Kemp from Spandau Ballet and Simon Le Bon from Duran
Duran tweeting each other all the way through the wedding of
the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.
The first indications that this royal wedding was not going to be
as others came with the arrival of the earliest guests. Usually, at
a royal wedding, the first guests are a succession of old white
people, who give the impression of spending every weekend
between April and October attending posh weddings, and
wearing the same old morning suit, pastel dress and jacket, and a
“seen it all before, I was at Princess Margaret’s wedding and we
all know how that turned out” face.
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James Bond, set the tone. For the next hour of arrivals, there was
a massive racial divide. Put simply, the people of colour turned
it out, while the white guests looked like yesterday’s news.
Meghan’s friends, from darkest black to palest coffee, turned up
in rose pinks, tea-dance polka dots, emerald greens and fringed,
orange capes – hair, nails, shoes and hats like some Olympics of
elegance. With every frock, I was on Facebook with my friends
screaming, “What is that? I didn’t even know they made dresses
this beautiful!”
“My pillbox hat is the kind worn by Jackie Kennedy. You can’t
mock a Jackie hat,” Eugenie’s head said, clearly.
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Had the Beckhams had a row? Did she have cystitis? Or perhaps
it was simply hunger – as later on in the service, when the
congregation sang Guide Me, O Thou Great Redeemer,
aka Bread of Heaven, she sang the word “bread” as if it was
something that had never occurred to her. “Bread?
I vaguelyrecall it. From the Nineties? Did I wear it?”
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And then there were the ones who were celebratory, yet also still
taking care of business, eg, Yeo Valley’s official Twitter account,
which posted a picture of the company’s special-edition royal
wedding yoghurt with the message, “Congratulations to the new
Duke & Duchess of Sussex!”
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The new Duke and Duchess of Sussex make their way through Windsor by carriage
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Then the bishop took to the lectern and delivered a sermon that
split the audience right down the middle.
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The Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall leaving St George’s Chapel with
Doria Ragland
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The couple leave for the Frogmore House reception in an electric Jaguar E-Type
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This should be Meghan’s story. And yet, I have seen that story
before: fairytales are full of girls from unpromising backgrounds
who, finally, win their prince.
But never have I read, or seen, a story about the prince she wins:
the prince from an unhappy family who loses his mother and
spends years in chaos and misery. The prince who goes to war,
and takes from war not military glory and power – but, instead,
sets up the Invictus Games so that those who are injured might
find a new way to triumph. The prince who goes against all
narratives of masculinity, and is brave enough to speak openly
about his own emotional and mental problems, and
revolutionises the way we think of a heavily stigmatised illness.
The prince who rejects all the nice, blonde English girls he is
supposed to marry and finds a woman from a different continent
and culture, a woman who is emotionally stronger than him,
brighter than him, more confident than him – and gives her, in
front of a global audience of two billion people, hisplatform, to
show her world.
And the wedding was Meghan’s world. For an event filled with
the British establishment, the people there with the most cultural
power were all women of colour: Serena Williams, the most
successful tennis player of all time. Amal Clooney. Oprah
Winfrey. People whose power is so hot, inventive and
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“Two young people fell in love – and we all showed up!” the
bishop said, four minutes in.
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seen before. “We” are different, now. Who “we” are has
changed.
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