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2. Naughty Tim Minchin

Bright, swung e
1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Finger snaps
Percussion
mp

Timpani

Guitar

Bright, swung e
3,4

Kbd 1 sim
Piano mp Vox

una corda

Voice

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of wa - ter, So they say, The sub -se -quent fall was in - e - vi - ta - ble, They

Cello
pizz
Band

mp

Piano [+Finger Clicks]

MD mp
Kbd 2

pizz
Cello
mp

Bass

Bright, swung e

Piano

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8 9 10 11 12 13

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

W.B.
Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

ne - ver stood a chance, they were writ -ten that way. In - no -cent vic - tims of their sto - ry. Like

Band

MD pizz. strings
Kbd 2 mp (sounding 15ma)

Cello

Bass

Piano

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14 15 16 17 18 19
A Flute

Flute
p

Clarinet

Clarinet in Bb
p

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

Ro -me - o and Ju - li - et, 'Twas writ -ten in the stars be -fore they e - ven met That love and fate and a touch of stu - pi - di - ty would

Flute

Band
p

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

pizz.
Bass
mp

Piano sim.

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20 21 22 23 24

Flute
mp

Clarinet in Bb
mp

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Small Cyms
C.B.
Percussion
mf

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

("2, 3, 4")

Voice

rob them of their hope of liv - ing hap - pi - ly. The end -ings are of - ten a lit - tle bit go - ry. I

Perc

Band
mp

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Bass

[perc]
Piano

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25 26 27 28 29

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

("1, 2, 3, 4")
Voice

won - der why they did - n't just change their sto - ry. We're told we have to do what we're told but sure -

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Bass

[perc]
Piano

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30 31 32 33 34

Flute

Clarinet in Bb
mp

[Tpt 2]
Trumpet 1

cup mute

Trumpet 2
mp

[Tpt 2]

Tenor Trombone

orch SD
Percussion

Timpani

F
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano mf

("2, 3, 4... ...5, 6, 7, 8")

Voice

ly... Some -times you have to be a lit - tle bit naugh - ty!

Tpt 2
Band

mf
MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Bass

Piano

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35 36 37 38 39
E
Flute
mf

Clarinet in Bb
mf

Trumpet 1
f mf

open

Trumpet 2

f mf

Tenor Trombone
f mf

tamb on HH

Percussion

Timpani

B¨
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

no pedals

Voice

Just be -cause you find that life's not fair, It

Tpt 1 Tpt 2

Band

MD
Kbd 2 mf

Cello

Bass

Piano

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40 41 42 43 44

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

F G‹7 F
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano L.H.

3
Voice

does -n't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. If you al -ways take it on the chin and wear it, Noth - ing will change.

Cl

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Bass

Piano

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45 46 47 48 49 50

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

B¨ F G‹7
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

E -ven if you're lit -tle you can do a lot, You must - n't let a lit -tle thing like lit tle stop you. If you sit a -round and let them

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Bass

Cello

Bass

Piano

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51 52 53 54 55 56

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

C A A D‹ C B¨
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

get on top, You might as well be say -ing you think that it's O - K An' that's not right. And if it's not

Brass
Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Bass

Piano

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57 58 59 60 61 62
F
Flute

Clarinet in Bb

harmon mute

Trumpet 1
mf

harmon mute

Trumpet 2
mf

straight mute
Tenor Trombone

no tamb

Percussion
p

Timpani

B¨ C F D‹ E7 A7
Guitar
p

Kbd 1 p
Piano mp

una corda

Voice

right. You have to put it right.

Band

MD mp pizz. strings
Kbd 2 (sounding 15va)

pizz. - swung

Cello
mp

Bass
p

Piano

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63 64 65 66 67 68
Flute
Flute
p

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

F
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

Flute
Band
p

Matilda (reading): ‘Platinum Blonde Hair Dye – Extra Strong. Keep out of reach of children’. Hmmm.

MD
Kbd 2 Bass

Cello

Bass

Piano

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69 70 71 72 73 74
G
Flute
mp

Clarinet in Bb
mp

Trumpet 1
mp p

Trumpet 2
p
mp

Tenor Trombone
p

Percussion

Timpani

B¨ C A D‹
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano mp

Voice

In the slip of a bolt there's a ti - ny re - volt;

Band

‘Oil of Violets Hair Tonic. For Men.’ Yep.

MD
Kbd 2

arco
Cello

Bass

Piano

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75 76 77 78 79 80

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

open
Tenor Trombone

Percussion

Toms

Timpani

F& D‹7 D‹7 D‹/B

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

The seed of a war in the creak of a floor - board; A storm can be - gin with the flap of a wing, The ti - ni -est mite packs the might -i - est

Fl
Band

arco strings

MD
Kbd 2

pizz.
Cello
mf

Bass

Piano

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81 82 83 84 85

Flute
cresc.

Clarinet in Bb
cresc.

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone
mp

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

3 3
Voice

sting. Ev - 'ry day starts with the tick of a clock; All es - capes start with the click of a lock. If you're stuck in your

Band
cresc.

MD
Kbd 2

arco

Cello

Bass

Piano

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86 87 88 H 89 90

Flute
7 f

Clarinet in Bb

7 f

open
Trumpet 1

open
Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone
f

Full Kit - swing

Percussion
cresc. f

Timpani

F B¨
Guitar

mf cresc f
+ 8va ad lib.
H

Kbd 1 f
.
ss

Piano
gli

Voice

sto -ry and wan -na get out, You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout. Cos if you're lit -tle, you can do a lot, You must

Band
7 f

MD f
Kbd 2 cresc.

Bass

Cello
cresc. f

Bass
f

Piano sim.

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91 92 93 94 95 96

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

F G‹7 F
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

3
Voice

- n't let a lit -tle thing like lit -tle stop you. If you sit a -round and let them get on top, You won't change a thing.

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Bass

Piano

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97 98 99 100 101

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

B¨ F G‹7
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

Just be -cause you find that life's not fair, It does -n't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. If you al -ways take it on the

Band

Brass

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Bass

Piano

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102 103 104 105 106 107

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1
mf f

Trumpet 2
mf f

Tenor Trombone
mf f

Percussion

Timpani

C A D‹ C B¨
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

chin and wear it, You might as well be say -ing you think that it's O - K and that's not right. And if it's not

Band

MD mf f
Kbd 2

Cello
mf f

Bass
mf f

Piano

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108 109 110 111 112 113

Flute
mf

Clarinet in Bb
mf

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Ride

Percussion
f

Timpani

D‹ C F D‹ E7 A7 G‹7 C
Guitar
mf f

Kbd 1 mf
Piano f

Voice

right, You have to put it right. But no - bo -dy else is gon -na put it right for me,

Band

WW Brass

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Bass
mf f

Piano

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114 115 116 117 118

Flute
3 3
mf cresc

3 3
Clarinet in Bb
3 3
mf cresc

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Tenor Trombone

Choke
Percussion

Timpani

A± D C‹ G‹6 D G‹ C C F
Guitar

SEGUE 2a 'Green Hair'

Kbd 1
Piano

legato

Voice

No - bo - dy but me is gon -na change my sto - ry, Some -times you have to be a lit - tle bit naugh - ty!

Band

WW Pizz str

MD 3 3 3 3 f
Kbd 2

arco

Cello
f detache

Bass

SEGUE 2a 'Green Hair'

Piano

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