Eggly News Weekly

“You armed me with strength for battle; you

humbled my adversaries before me.”
Psalm 18:39

Issue 4 February 3, 2019

3 Members Lost More Members
It was a dramatic day on the 20th. Cary egg heads are in need of mem- A Few in
bers! There are two ways of be-
TEABS was meeting after worship ser-
vices and an confrontion occured with ing a member: You can eat eggs and/ Agreement
the fruit rebbelion. Eggie and Nelson or you can go to caryegg-
squared off at a playful wrestling match heads.weebly. On January 6th, Eggie stayed
until Nelson threw a punch. Everyone com. Lets go eat some eggs! Ques- after Sunday Night church for
was shocked thinking it would be minor. tions; go to or email ejessic@stu- the Deacons and elders meet-
Eggie surrendered about ten seconds after dents.wcpss.net or elliottxessic@ ing. Lady Egg, Egg Ca, and Sir
being pinned to the table. gmail.com. Eggothy helped join in on the
That afternoon Eggothy, Lady Egg, action. He got 10 sign
and Egg Ca were banished from the club. natures proving the
“Now everyone thinks I am violent. I quote, “One egg is
wanted to keep this under control.” more powerfull than
-Eggie 30 grapes combined.
“It wasn’t even a fight.” We are the eggs.”
-Nelson Here are the names:
Ken Bush
Brian Newberry

WOLFPACK!
Gene Osborne
Larry Fife
Braxton Beverly ended the Basket- Jim Flowers
ball game Saturday with a buzzer
EGG FOOD OF Jason Burns | Don Chambers
beater against Clemson! NC State THE WEEK(S): Stewart Spencer
Basketball was 16-4. The womens Johnny Cannon | Steve Simpson
team beat Clemson also 51-54. “I
Tuna Stuffed <----
wasn’t paying attention,” moaned HardBoiled Eggs Above Top: The original doc-
ument is currently belonging
Sir Eggnog, and Sir Eggothy threw a
drone into his ceiling after the game. Lady Egg Takes to Eggie, but may be given to
Security.
3rd in Spelling
Bee
Lady Egg placed 3rd in the school
spelling bee against 15 other students.
This was the fourth time her or her
siblings have been in the school-wide
bee.

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