A

Abandon Ship
Against My Religion
Agree to Disagree
All According to Plan
All of Them
Always with You
Am I Right?
And I'm the Queen of Sheba
And Then What?
And This Is for...
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Anything but That!
Are We Getting This?
Are We There Yet?
Are You Sure You Can Drive This Thing?
Are You Sure You Want to Do That?
Aren't You Forgetting Someone?
Asleep for Days
As Many X as There Are Y
As You Know...
At Least I Admit It
Atomic F-Bomb
Attack Pattern Alpha
B
Because I Said So
Before My Time
Being Watched
Best Years of Your Life
Better Than Sex
Bigger Than Jesus
Big "NEVER!"
Big "NO!"
Big "OMG!"
Big "SHUT UP!"
Big "WHAT?!"
Big "WHY?!"
Big "YES!"
Big, Stupid Doodoo-Head
Bigger Is Better
Bill... Bill... Junk... Bill...
Blackmail Is Such an Ugly Word
Blah Blah Blah
Blunt "Yes"
Bow Chicka Wow Wow
Brass Balls
But He Gets the Job Done
But That I Would Believe
C
Can't Believe I Said That
Carry the One
Catch Phrase to the Max
Check, Please!
Chew Bubblegum
Ching Chong
Classified Information
Closest Thing We Got
Cluster F-Bomb
Come Alone
Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are
Come to Gawk
Come with Me If You Want to Live
Crazy Enough to Work
Crush. Kill. Destroy!
Curves in All the Right Places
D
Dead Man Walking
Defensive "What?"
Did I Just Say That Out Loud?
Did the Earth Move for You, Too?
Didn't Want an Adventure
Didn't We Use This Joke Already?
Did You Actually Believe...?
Did You Die?
Did You Get a New Haircut?
Did You Think I Can't Feel?
Dive! Dive! Dive!
Does He Have a Brother?
Does Not Like Men
Does That Sound Like Fun to You?
Does This Make Me Look Fat?
A Dog Ate My Homework
Do I Really Sound Like That?
Don't Answer That
Don't Ask
Don't Be Ridiculous
Don't Do Anything I Wouldn't Do
Don't Look at Me!
Don't Look Down
Don't Make Me Destroy You
Don't Say Such Stupid Things
Don't Sneak Up On Me Like That
Don't Touch It, You Idiot!
Don't Try This at Home
Don't You Dare Pity Me!
Do with Him as You Will
Do You Trust Me?
Drinking the Kool-Aid
Dunno What's Going On But...
Double Don't Know
E
The Easy Way or the Hard Way
Eat My Dust
Eat the Rich
Elevator Floor Announcement
Especially Zoidberg
Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas
Expecting Someone Taller
Extra! Extra! Read All About It!
F
Fell Off the Back of a Truck
Figure It Out Yourself
Fine, You Can Just Wait Here, Alone
Finish Him!
First Name Ultimatum
Flat "What."
For Your Own Good
For your people, by your people!
Follow That Car
For Science!
G
Gesundheit
Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!
Get a Room!
Get Out
Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter
Give a Man a Fish...
Give a Whole New Meaning
Give Me a Reason
Give Me a Sign
Give Me a Sword
Give My Regards in the Next World
Glad He's on Our Side
Glad I Thought of It
God Help Us All
Go Figure
Going to Be One of Those Days
The Golden Rule
Gone Horribly Wrong
Gonna Need More X
Good Is Old-Fashioned
Good News, Bad News
Good Night, Sweet Prince
Go Through Me
Go to Your Room!
Gravity Is Only a Theory
Grudging "Thank You"
H
Has Two Thumbs and...
Haven't You Seen X Before?
Have We Met?
Have You Come to Gloat?
Have You Told Anyone Else?
Having a Heart
He Didn't Make It
He Had a Name
Heh Heh, You Said "X"
He's Got a Weapon!
He Went That Way
Help, I'm Stuck!
Hey, That's My Line!
Hey, Wait!
Hi, Mom!
Hit You So Hard, Your X Will Feel It!
Holding It for a Friend
How Dare You Die on Me!
How Did That Get in There?
How Did You Know? "I Didn't."
How Did We Miss This One?
How Is That Even Possible?
How Many Fingers?
How the Mighty Have Fallen
How Much Did You Hear?
How Would You Like to Die?
I
I Always Wanted to Say That
I Am a Monster
I Am Not Him
I Am the Noun
I Am the Trope
I Am What I Am
I Am X, Son of Y
I Am Your Opponent
I Ate WHAT?!
I Believe That You Believe It
I Broke a Nail
I Can Explain
I Can Live With That
I Can See My House from Here
I Can't Believe I'm Saying This
I Can't See Myself
I Can't Believe a Guy Like You Would Notice Me
I Can't Do This by Myself
I Can't Feel My Legs
I Can't Sense Their Presence
I Come in Peace
I Didn't Mean to Kill Him
I Didn't Tell You Because You'd Be Unhappy
I Did What I Had to Do
I Do Not Drink Wine
I Don't Like You and You Don't Like Me
I Don't Pay You to Think
I Don't Think That's Such a Good Idea
I'd Tell You, but Then I'd Have to Kill You
I Don't Want to Ruin Our Friendship
I Forgive You
I Gave My Word
I Have a Family
I Have Just One Thing to Say
I Have My Ways
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
I Have No Son
I Have This Friend...
I Have to Wash My Hair
I Have Your Wife
I Heard That
I Hit You, You Hit the Ground
I Just Knew
I Knew There Was Something About You
I Know You're in There Somewhere Fight
I Lied
I Like My X Like I Like My Y
I Like Those Odds
I Love the Smell of X in the Morning
I Miss Mom
I Need a Freaking Drink
I Need to Go Iron My Dog
I Read It for the Articles
I Regret Nothing
I Remember Because...
I Remember It Like It Was Yesterday
I Resemble That Remark!
I Shall Return
I Should Have Been Better
I Should Have Done This Years Ago
I Surrender, Suckers
I Take Offense to That Last One!
I Taste Delicious
I Think You Broke Him
I've Come Too Far
I Want Grandkids
I Want My Mommy!
I Want Them Alive
I Warned You
I Was Born Ready
I Was Just Joking
I Was Just Passing Through
I Was Never Here
I Was Young and Needed the Money
I Will Show You X
I Will Wait for You
I Won't Say I'm Guilty
I Work Alone
If I Can't Have You...
If I Do Not Return
If I Had a Nickel
If My Calculations Are Correct
If I Wanted X, I Would Y
If I Want Your Opinion
If I Wanted You Dead...
If We Survive This
If You Ever Do Anything to Hurt Her...
If You Kill Him, You Will Be Just Like Him
If You Thought That Was Bad...
If You Won't, I Will
I'll Be Your Best Friend
I'll Kill You!
I'll Take That as a Compliment
I'm a Doctor, Not a Placeholder
I'm Alive
I'm Cold... So Cold...
I'm Going for a Closer Look
I'm Going to Disney World
I'm Going to Hell for This
I'm Melting!
I'm Not a Hero, I'm...
I'm Not Doing That Again
I'm Not Here to Make Friends
I'm Standing Right Here
I'm Your Biggest Fan
I'm Your Worst Nightmare
I'm Okay!
Imagine the Audience Naked
Incoming!
In Love with Love
Is It Something You Eat?
Is Nothing Sacred?
Is That a Threat?
Is That the Best You Can Do?
Is That What He Told You?
Is That What They're Calling It Now?
Is There a Doctor in the House?
Is This a Joke?
Is This Thing On?
Is This Thing Still On?
It Amused Me
It Belongs in a Museum
It Can't Be Helped
It Doesn't Mean Anything
It Gets Easier
It Has Been an Honor
It Has Only Just Begun
It Is Not Your Time
It May Help You on Your Quest
It Meant Something to Me
It Never Gets Any Easier
It's All My Fault
It's a Long Story
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
It's Like I Always Say
It's Not You, It's Me
It's Personal
It's Quiet... Too Quiet
It's the Best Whatever, Ever!
It's the Only Way
It's What I Do
It's X. I Hate X.
It Was a Gif
It Was Here, I Swear!
It Wasn't Easy
I've Come Too Far
I've Got an X, and I'm Not Afraid to Use It!
I've Heard of That — What Is It?
I've Never Seen Anything Like This Before
J
Jaccuse
Joe Sent Me
Joined Your Party
Jump, I'll Catch You!
Jump Off a Bridge Rebuttal
Just a Kid
Just Following Orders
Justice Will Prevail
Just One Man
Just Smile and Nod
Just Testing You
K
Kill Him Already!
Klaatu Barada Nikto
L
Ladies and Germs
The Last Thing You Ever See
Leave Him to Me
Leave Me Alone!
Leave No Survivors
Leave No Witnesses
Let Me Get This Straight...
Let's Dance
Let's Get Dangerous!
Let's Get Out of Here
Let's Have Another Baby
Let's Just Be Friends
Lie Back and Think of England
Life Isn't Fair
Like an Old Married Couple
Like a Son to Me
Little Did I Know
Little "No"
Look Behind You
Look Ma, I Am on TV!
Lost My Appetite
M
Make an Example of Them
Makes Us Even
Matter of Life and Death
May I Borrow a Cup of Sugar?
The Men First
Metaphor Is My Middle Name
Misery Builds Character
Misplaced a Decimal Point
Move Along, Nothing to See Here
My Card
My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad
My Eyes Are Up Here
My Grandma Can Do Better Than You
My God, What Have I Done?
My God, You Are Serious
My Life Flashed Before My Eyes
My Way or the Highway
My X Is AY
My Other Car Is an X
N
Name One
The Natives Are Restless
Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
Never Heard That One Before
Never Send an X to Do a Y's Job
Never Tell Me the Odds!
Never Work with Children or Animals
New Look, Same Great Taste!
No Intelligent Life Here
No Matter How Much I Beg
No One Could Survive That!
No One Is Indispensable
No Questions Asked
NOT!
No Time to Explain
No, You
No, You Hang Up First
Not a Game
Not Big Enough for the Two of Us
Nothing Can Save Us Now
Nothing Can Stop Us Now!
Nothing Exciting Ever Happens Here
Nothing Personal
Not Afraid of You Anymore
Not in Kansas Anymore
Not in My Backyard!
Not in My Contract
Not in the Face!
Not Like Other Girls
Not Listening to Me, Are You?
Not My Driver
Not Now, Kiddo
Not on the List
Not Safe for Work
Not That Kind of Partner
Not What It Looks Like
Not What I Signed on For
Not with the Safety on, You Won't
Not Your Daddy's X
Not Your Problem
Now It's My Turn
Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep
Now You Tell Me
O
Oh, Crap!
Oh God, with the Verbing!
Oh, No... Not Again!
Oh No You Didn't!
Oh, the Humanity!
Oh Wait!
On a Scale from One to Ten
Once Upon a Time
One Thing Led to Another
The One with...
Open-and-Shut Case
Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Or My Name Isn't...
...Or So I Heard
Ow, My Body Part!
P
Permission to Speak Freely
Pick on Someone Your Own Size
Pinch Me
Please Don't Leave Me
Please, I Will Do Anything!
Please Wake Up
The Plot Thickens
[Popular Saying], But...
Precision F-Strike
Preemptive Apology
Preemptive "Shut Up"
Prepare to Die
Present Company Excluded
Q
Quit Your Whining
R
Rapid-Fire "No!"
Rapid-Fire "Shut Up!"
Rapid-Fire "Yes!"
Readings Are Off the Scale
Read the Freaking Manual
The Real Heroes
Resistance Is Futile
A Riddle Wrapped in a Mystery Inside an Enigma
Right Behind Me
Right Under Their Noses
Rule #1
S
Sand In My Eyes
Saw It in a Movie Once
Say My Name
See You in Hell
Seize Them!
Shame If Something Happened
She Is Not My Girlfriend
She Will Come for Me
Shoot Everything That Moves
Should Have Thought of That Before X
Sick and Wrong
Sign of the Apocalypse
Silence, You Fool!
Slices, Dices, and Makes Julienne Fries
Slip into Something More Comfortable
So Beautiful, It's a Curse
So Long, Suckers!
Sorry, I'm Gay
So You Were Saying...?
Someone's Touching My Butt
Something We Forgot
So Proud of You
So Was X
Spy Speak
Standard Police Motto
Stating the Simple Solution
Stay Frosty
Still Got It
Stock Scream
Stop, or I Will Shoot!
Stop Saying That!
A Storm Is Coming
The Strength of Ten Men
Stupidest Thing I've Ever Heard
Such a Phony
Sure, Let's Go with That
T
Take Care of the Kids
Take Me Instead
Take Me to Your Leader
Take the Wheel
Take Up My Sword
Taking You with Me
Talk to the Hand
Tastes Like Chicken
Tell Me About My Father
That Didn't Happen
That Liar Lies
That Man Is Dead
That's an Order!
That's Gotta Hurt
That Wasn't a Request
That's What I Call "X"!
That's What I Would Do
That's What She Said
There Are No Coincidences
There Are No Rules
There Are Two Kinds of People in the World
There Is a God!
There Is No Try
These Hands Have Killed
They Don't Make Them Like They Used To
They Have the Scent!
They Knew the Risks
Thicker Than Water
Think Nothing of It
This Ain't Rocket Surgery
This Cannot Be!
This Explains So Much
This Is a Competition and I'm here to win.
This Is as Far as I Go
This Is Gonna Suck
This Is Not a Drill
This Is No Time for Knitting
This is No Time to Panic
This Is Reality
This Is Something He's Got to Do Himself
This Is the Final Battle
This Is the Part Where...
This Is Unforgivable!
This Is Wrong on So Many Levels
This Song Goes Out to TV Tropes
Those Were Only Their Scouts
The Three Certainties in Life
Three... Two... One...
Timber!
Time for Plan B
Timmy in a Well
Tired of Running
To Absent Friends
Today, X. Tomorrow, the World!
Together We Are X
To Make a Long Story Short
To the Batnoun!
Too Slow
Trial Balloon Question
Trust Me, I'm an X
Try Not to Die
Turn Off the Camera
Turn Your Head and Cough
Two out of Three Ain't Bad
Two Words: Added Emphasis
Two Words: I Can't Count
U
Unaccustomed as I Am to Public Speaking...
Unstoppable Force Meets Immovable Object
V
[Verb] This!
W
Wait Here
Walk the Plank
Walk This Way
The War Has Just Begun
Was It All a Lie?
Was Just Leaving
Wasn't That Fun?
We All Die Someday
We Are Everywhere
We Gotta Stop Meeting Like This
We Have Ways of Making You Talk
We Need to Get Proof
We'll See About That
Welcome to Hell
Welcome to My World
We Meet Again
Went to the Great X in the Sky
We Only Have One Chance
We've Got Company
We've Got Ourselves a ____
We Wait
We Will Meet Again
What an Idiot!
What Are You in For?
What a Senseless Waste of Human Life
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
What Did I Do Last Night?
What Does She See in Him?
What Does This Button Do?
What Have I Become?
What Have You Done for Me Lately?
What He Said
What Is Going On?
What Is This, X?
What's an X Like You Doing in a Y Like This?
What's He Got That I Ain't Got?!
What's in It for Me?
What the Hell Are You?
What Were You Thinking?
What Would X Do?
What Year Is This?
When I Was Your Age...
Where Is Your X Now?
When It Rains, It Pours
When Life Gives You Lemons...
When You Coming Home, Dad?
Where Did We Go Wrong?
Where's the Fun in That?
Where Were You Last Night?
Who Are You?
Who Dares?
Who Would Be Stupid Enough?
Who Would Want to Watch Us?
Why Couldn't You Save Them?
Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?
Why Don't You Marry It?
Why Won't You Die?
Why Are You Looking at Me Like That?
Why Didn't I Think of That?
Why Isn't It Attacking?
Why, Thank You, X!
Why We Can't Have Nice Things
With Due Respect
With or Without You
Word Schmord
Worst Whatever, Ever!
Worth It
Wouldn't Hit a Girl
Would Hit a Girl
Wouldn't Hurt a Child
Would Hurt a Child
Would Rather Suffer
Would You Like to Hear How They Died?
Wrote the Book
X
X Called; They Want Their Y Back
Y
Years Too Early
You! Exclamation
You! Squared
You and What Army?
You Answered Your Own Question
You Are a Credit to Your Race
You Are Already Dead
You Are Not Alone
You Are Not Ready
You Bastard
You Can Run, but You Can't Hide
You Can Say That Again
You Can See Me?
You Can Talk?
You Can't Make an Omelette...
You Can't Miss It
You Can Verb My Noun Any Day
You Could Have Used Your Powers for Good / You Could Have Used Your Powers for Evil
You Did Everything You Could
You Didn't Ask
You Didn't See That
You Did the Right Thing
You Do NOT Want to Know
You Fool!
You Got Guts
You Got Spunk
You Had Us Worried There
You Have Failed Me
You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!
You Have No Chance to Survive
You Have No Idea Who You're Dealing With
You Have Outlived Your Usefulness
You Have to Believe Me!
You Just Had to Say It
You Just Ruined the Shot
You Killed My Father
You Know I'm Black, Right?
You Know What They Say
You Know What They Say About X...
You Know What That Means
You Know What to Do
You Know What You Did
You Leave Him Alone!
You Look Like You've Seen a Ghost
You Make Me Sick
You Meddling Kids
You Monster!
You Need a Breath Mint
You Need to Get Laid
You Never Did That for Me
You Owe Me
Your Answer to Everything
Your _____ Is Showing
You Rebel Scum!
You're Cute When You're Angry
You're Insane!
You're Just Jealous
You Remind Me of X
You're Nothing Without Your Phlebotinum
You're Not My Father
You're Not My Type
Your Favorite
Your Little Dismissive Diminutive
Your Mom
Your Other Lef
You Said You Couldn't Dance
You Said You Would Let Them Go
You Should Have Died Instead
You Talk Too Much
(Are) You Talkin' to Me?
You Taught Me That
You Wanna Get Sued?
You Watch Too Much X
You Will Be Spared
You Will Know What to Do
You Won't Feel a Thing
You Would Do the Same for Me
You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You
You Wouldn't Hit a Guy with Glasses?
You Won't Like How I Taste