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Be More Chill PDF
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Jeremy Heere
★ Chapter 1
○ Stresses about his name being called in attendance
○ Has preprinted Humiliation Sheets
★ Chapter 2
○ Thinks Christine Caniglia looks pretty
○ Is going to give Christine a Shakespeare made out of chocolate at play rehearsal
○ Is in the play
★ Chapter 4
○ Likes theater
■ Has been in The Tempest and You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown in high
school
■ Has an extensive middle-school career
○ Likes everything about school plays
○ Plays Lysander in Midsummer Night’s Dream
★ Chapter 6
○ Talks to Christine about the letter
○ Fails to give her the chocolate as it is melted in his pocket
★ Chapter 7
○ Encounters Rich in the bathroom
○ Thinks being cool is the most important thing on earth
★ Chapter 9
○ Brown hair
○ Brown eyes
○ Long face
○ Eye socket is bigger on left
○ Thick, dandruff filled hair
○ Drawnback, ghoulish lips
○ Huge earlobes
★ Chapter 11
○ Decides to go to the Halloween dance
★ Chapter 17
○ Goes to the bowling alley with Michael to find the squip dealer
○ Dealer then sends him to eBAY and his cousin
★ Chapter 18
○ Goes on eBAY to find a squip, but only finds Beanie Babies
★ Chapter 19
○ Steals Beanie Babies from his Aunt
★ Chapter 20
○ Sells the Beanie Babies to get money for the Squip
○ Buys a Squip from Rack at Payless
○ Swallows the Squip with Mountain Dew
★ Chapter 22
○ Talks to Anne and Chloe
○ Brushes Michael off
★ Chapter 23
○ Gets Chloe’s number
★ Chapter 25
○ Gets in a fight with Michael
★ Chapter 26
○ Tells Rich that he got a squip
★ Chapter 27
○ Kisses Brooke
★ Chapter 28
○ Punches Mark at play rehearsal
★ Chapter 29
○ Tries to attract Christine at play rehearsal but is unsuccessful
★ Chapter 30
○ Gets invited to a party by Chloe
★ Chapter 31
○ Disses Jenna when she starts talking about Elizabeth
★ Chapter 32
○ Invites Michael to the party
★ Chapter 33
○ Steals his Mom’s car
○ Drives to the party with Michael
★ Chapter 34
○ Hooks up with Chloe
○ Gets into a fight with Chloe’s boyfriend, Brock
★ Chapter 35
○ Hides in the bathroom and talks to Stephanie
★ Chapter 37
○ Has a conversation with Christine
○ Decides he doesn’t care about being cool, he just wants to be with Christine
★ Chapter 38
○ Gets Christine’s number
★ Chapter 42
○ Tells his parents about the party and the squip
★ Chapter 46
○ Tells Christine how he feels during the play
★ Chapter 47
○ gets kicked out of the play
★ Chapter 48
○ Writes a book for Christine to explain everything
○ Uses Mountain Dew Red to dissolve the squip
Christine Caniglia
★ Chapter 1
○ Jeremy’s possible crush?
★ Chapter 2
○ Intelligent
○ Sweet
○ Everything that a girl is supposed to be to offset her beauty
★ Chapter 4
○ Usually on time
○ Plays Puck in Midsummer Night’s Dream
○ blond
★ Chapter 5
○ Brown eyes
○ Talks to Jeremy about how much she hates Mr. Reyes
★ Chapter 6
○ Gets mad at Jeremy for bringing up the rumor
★ Chapter 12
○ Dad works at Great Adventure
★ Chapter 14
○ Talks to Jeremy about her relationship stages
■ Hooking up
■ Dating
■ Going out
■ Boyfriend-Girlfriend
○ Kisses Jeremy on the Cheek
○ Is going out with Jake Dillinger?
★ Chapter 16
○ Decides to get a squip
Michael Mell
★ Chapter 3
○ Jeremy’s Best Friend
○ Sits in a different place in the cafeteria every day
○ Tall
○ White
○ Has a “white-boy afro” and huge headphones
○ Only sits with Asian girls
★ Chapter 13
○ Bring up the ‘script’ that his brother used to get 1530 on SATs
■ Computer that comes in a pill
★ Chapter 32
○ Goes to the party to make sure Jeremy is safely driving
Rich
★ Chapter 3
○ Short, but very built
○ Blonde with a streak of red in the back
■ Like a rooster
★ Chapter 7
○ Makes fun of Jeremy in the bathroom
Chapter 15
○ Tells Jeremy about a squip at the Halloween Dance
■ Same as ‘script’
○ Was only bullying because of squip
★ Chapter 40
○ Sets a fire and burns down the house where the party was
Squip
★ Chapter 15
○ From Japan
○ A grey oblong pill
○ A supercomputer that fits in a pill
○ A quantum nanotechnology CPU
○ Travels through bloodstream until it gets to your brain and it assists you
○ Preprogrammed to tell you how to be cool
★ Chapter 20
○ Works best if taken with Mountain Dew
★ Chapter 21
○ Voice in head
○ Sounds like Keanu Reeves
★ Chapter 22
○ Fixes Jeremy’s posture
○ Tells Jeremy to buy a new shirt
○ Tells Jeremy to get frozen yogurt
★ Chapter 24
○ Helps Jeremy work out
★ Chapter 25
○ Helps Jeremy do homework
★ Chapter 26
○ Introduces Jeremy to some girls
★ Chapter 33
○ Teaches Jeremy how to drive