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From Sanskrit:
Look to this DAY, for it is life,
the very life of life. In its brief course
lie all the verities and realities of your
existence: the bliss of growth, the
glory of action, the splendor of beauty.
Yesterday is just a dream, and
tomorrow is only a vision; but TODAY,
well-lived, makes every yesterday a
dream of happiness and every
tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well,
therefore, TO THIS DAY, such is the
salutation of the dawn.
HOW TO LIVE…
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF
SUCCESS:
PROMISE YOURSELF:
TAKE TIME…
10 COMMANDMENTS FOR
BUILDING A STRONGER YOU!
COMMANDMENT # 1
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COMMANDMENT # 10
HE AND SHE
Said She:
What makes you think as I suppose
You do,
I’d ever want another man
Like you!
NO EXCUSES: 99% of the failures
come from people who have the
habit of making excuses.
A WOMAN’S REPLY TO A
HUSBAND ELOPING WITH HER
SISTER.
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you
that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve
been a good man to you in our 7
years of marriage & I have nothing to
show for it. These last 2 weeks have
been tough for me. Your boss notified
me that you quit your job today & that
was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t
even notice I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favourite meal & even
wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight
to sleep after watching all of your
soaps. You don’t tell me you love me
anymore; you don’t want sex or
anything that connects us as husband
& wife. You are cheating on me, or
you don’t love me anymore; whatever
the case, it’s over and I am leaving
you.
Yours,
Ex-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER
& I are moving away together! Have a
great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me; nothing has made my day
more than receiving your letter. It’s
definitely true that you & I have been
married for the past 7 years, although
a good man is a far cry from what
you’ve been. I watch my TV shows so
much because they drown out your
constant whining & griping, although
that doesn’t seem to work. I definitely
noticed your haircut last week, but the
1st thing that came to mind was ‘You
look just like a girl!’ And since my
mother raised me not to say anything
if you can’t say something nice, I
decided not to comment. And when
you cooked my favourite meal, you
must have gotten me confused with
MY SISTER, because I stopped
eating pork 7 long years ago. About
those new silk boxers: I turned away
from you because the $49.99 price tag
was still on them, & I prayed it was a
coincidence that my sister had just
borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt
we could make this work out. So when
I hit the lotto for 20 million dollars, I
quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to
Jamaica. But when I got home you
were gone. Everything happens for a
reason, I guess. I hope you have the
fulfilling life you always wanted. My
lawyer said that the letter you wrote
ensures you won’t get a dime from
me. So take care.
Signed, Yours,
Ex-Wife, Rich as Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this,
but my sister Joanne was born John. I
hope that’s not a problem.
Take Risks:
If you win, you will be happy
If you lose, you will be wise.
YOU: HOW CAN YOU BE AT ALL
THE TIMES SO CALM?
A: I DO NOT ARGUE WITH STUPID
PEOPLE!
YOU: I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU!
A: YOU ARE RIGHT!