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Chip Tolentino
Logainne Schwarzandgrubeniere
Leaf Coneybear
William Barfee
? Marcy Park
Olive Ostrovsky
1:
2:
3:
4:
Speech:
DCP,
Check
in
Audience,
Olive,
savings
bond,
already
winners,
Panch
intro,
Pledge,
RUles
Miss Logainne Schwarzandgrubenierre is
head
of
the
Gay-‐Straight
alliance
at
her
elementary
school.
Mr. Coneybear was
second
runner
up
in
the
Putnam
basin
district.
Miss Ostrovsky came
in
second
in
her
school’s
Halloween
contest.
-‐[One
moment
please]
Okay
watch
this
technique-‐
He
calls
it
the
Magic
Foot,
and
he’s
the
only
one…
Miss Park is
new
to
our
county,
having
placed
Ninth
in
Nationals
last
year,
as
a
representative
of
Virginia.
[I only remember the top ten] Charlito “Chip” Tolentino is
a
little
league
pitcher
with
a
wicked
22-‐mile
an
hour
screwball.
-‐[that is correct] He rallies and nails it. That’s what it means to be a champion.
(Pandemonium)
-‐[would
you
like
to
forfeit
your
turn]
why
don’t
you
give
it
your
best
shot,
Mr.
COneybear?
(Not Smart)
(CHAMPION
STANDING
PART
and
boys/girls)
“ask
a
child
in
a
spelling
bee
if
they
expect
to
win”
-‐[word would be silent] You still need to speak up, Miss Ostrovsky
related reasons.
Audience Volunteer
Miss Park skipped
fourth
and
\ifth
grades.
She’s
on
track
to
become
the
youngest
high
school
freshman
in
parochial
school
history.
-‐[My turn to spell?yes] A rare break in concentration from mr. Tolentino.
-‐[i’ll take my turn now] another excellent decision by the incumbent.
Snack
break
offstage
after
comfort
counselor-‐-‐-‐break
up
after
erection
(“hadn’t
already
been
eliminated”
break
up—-‐>take
off
after
“common
misperception”)
Woe
montage,
coney
goodbye
Mr, Barfee has
a
sea
anemone
circus
in
his
basement.
Miss Park speaks
\ive
languages.
-‐don’t
you
-‐it
also
says
you
won
your
school’s
handwriting
competition
[dads Ginal three] Ladies and Gentlemen please turn off all cell phones, pagers, and
[entrance
fee]
Let’s
allow
it
this
once.
Miss
Ostrovsky’s
line,
Rona
speaking.
Just
one
minute,
Logainne.
[or a mother] can we have all parents in their seats please. This is not a soccer game.
[what
did
my
dad
say]
Oh
your
dad
says
he’s
running
late-‐
and
he’ll
discuss
the
entrance
fee
with
you
when
he
picks
you
up.
[use
it
in
a
sentence]
“She
thought
she
was
walking
into
the
dawn,
but
it
turned
out-‐
it
was
the
crepuscule.
[Thats
incorrect]
Now
remember,
no
speller
can
win
on
another
speller’s
mistake.
Mr.
Barfee
must
spell
the
next
word
correctly
to
take
the
Putnam
bee.
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