pop the champagne helping me plan this out I've been there for all the big moments of taking the biggest step of his life. Exhibit "A." got to second base with me. I'm full of surprises thinking on his feet The other just slips out freaking out all of a sudden strategically spank me in bed for fun you pansy do those dumb little fluff pieces Guess who's covering it (that news) this was no ordinary girl quote obscure lines from saving the best for last take 'em off your hands chickened out perfect metaphor take the leap a million thoughts raced through my mind A simple "no" would have sufficed You're hungry for experience Eccentric hypothetical woman bear with me through all this