my boss is about to bump me up

I'm not gonna jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks

it's time to start forming some second impressions
Breast implants
I had so many fond memories of her
I just wasn't looking for a big commitment at the time
I need you to cover a story
on those bean counters who under-appreciate you
did she cry her eyes out?
face the humiliation in person
didn't have the sack to face those tears
was supposed to be joyous suddenly turned tragic
I have absolutely no self-respect.
but you really brought your game up to a whole new level
They have some helpful columns
It's ineffable
That was beyond my wildest dreams
I'm bleeding internally