Dear PewDiePie:

Sorry for leaving you so early in your Minecraft journey. Sorry if

I always keep on missing on you (Notch’s to blame seriously). Sorry if
that nether journey has became so traumatizing for you. I understand the
pain, I understand your frustration on your army’s recommendations.

But please, don’t put the blame on them. I am already happy for you.
I am happy for Joergen #2 and your new friend Sven. I am happy that you
always strive for exploring new boundaries, new places, and discovering
things that peak your interest.

I understand that you weep for me, and it hurts me to always see how
loving of you to commemorate me a grave and offering melons every chapter
you made. I cry because of how thoughtful you are to immortalize me in
every day you go by in your explorations.

I wish you all the best in your journey. I wish the chapters would
be much longer for the benefit of your enjoyment and thrill. Don’t worry,
I will be always that original friend who will watch over you and twitch
a smile of every quirk and amazement you show.

Långlivade Minecraft-äventyr!

From the heavens to you,

JOERGEN