Short story 1

1. We have never been to Asia, nor have

we visited Africa.
2. Don't step on the broken glass.

3. I checked to make sure that he was

still alive.
4. My Mum tries to be cool by saying that

she likes all the same things that I do.

5. Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan

decorated them.
6. A glittering gem is not enough.

7. She advised him to come back at

once.
8. I want more detailed information.

9. I will never be this young again. Ever.

Oh damn… I just got older.

10. The quick brown fox jumps over the

lazy dog.
11. The river stole the gods.

12. Sometimes, all you need to do is

completely make an ass of yourself

and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t
so bad after all.
13. They got there early, and they got

really good seats.

14. I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on
clocks.
15. The lake is a long way from here.

16. She was too short to see over the

fence.
17. Malls are great places to shop; I can

find everything I need under one roof.

18. Is it free?

19. He told us a very exciting adventure

story.
20. He ran out of money, so he had to

stop playing poker.

21. Christmas is coming.

22. The clock within this blog and the

clock on my laptop are 1 hour

different from each other.
23. Cats are good pets, for they are clean

and are not noisy.

24. She always speaks to him in a loud

voice.
25. Wednesday is hump day, but has

anyone asked the camel if he’s happy

about it?
26. Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I

plan to spend two weeks there next

year.
27. I want to buy a onesie… but know it
won’t suit me.
28. There was no ice cream in the freezer,

nor did they have money to go to the

store.
29. Please wait outside of the house.

30. If Purple People Eaters are real…

where do they find purple people to

eat?
31. There were white out conditions in the

town; subsequently, the roads were

impassable.
32. Check back tomorrow; I will see if the

book has arrived.

33. I love eating toasted cheese and tuna

sandwiches.
34. I hear that Nancy is very pretty.

35. If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try

combining the two. It’s really not as

bad as it sounds.
36. How was the math test?

37. Two seats were vacant.

38. A purple pig and a green donkey flew

a kite in the middle of the night and

ended up sunburnt.
39. I am never at home on Sundays.
40. She borrowed the book from him
many years ago and hasn't yet
returned it.
41. The book is in front of the table.

42. A song can make or ruin a person’s

day if they let it get to them.

43. The body may

perhaps compensates for the loss of a

true metaphysics.
44. This is the last random sentence I will

be writing and I am going to stop mid-

sent
45. Hurry!

46. Sometimes it is better to just walk

away from things and go back to them

later when you’re in a better frame of
mind.
47. She wrote him a long letter, but he

didn't read it.

48. He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet

he went anyway.
49. If the Easter Bunny and the Tooth

Fairy had babies would they take your

teeth and leave chocolate for you?
50. The sky is clear; the stars are

twinkling.
51. What was the person thinking when
they discovered cow’s milk was fine
for human consumption… and why
did they do it in the first place!?
52. Wow, does that work?

53. I currently have 4 windows open up…

and I don’t know why.

54. The memory we used to share is no

longer coherent.
55. I am counting my calories, yet I really

want dessert.
56. Where do random thoughts come

from?
57. Yeah, I think it's a good environment

for learning English.

58. She did her best to help him.

59. Someone I know recently combined

Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn

thinking it would taste like caramel
popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t
recommend anyone else do it either