How to make your own Cards Against Humanity 1. Download this PDF and take it to your local print shop. 2. Have the shop print out the game on heavy white cardstock (usually 801b /216 GSM). Although the cards are black and white, you'll get a nicer result if you can convince them to use a color printer. 3, For added fanciness, you can print black on the back of the question cards to make them easier to tell apart. 4, Cut the cards to size using a large paper cutter. The more precise you are, the easier they'll be to handle later.Cards Against Humanity Rules Basic Rules ‘To start the game, each player draws ten White Cards, ‘The person who most recently pooed begins as the Card Tsar and plays a Black Card. The Card Tsar reads the question or fil-in-the-blank phrase on the Black Card out loud. Everyone else answers the question or fils in the blank by passing one White Card, face down, to the Card Tsar. ‘The Card Tar shuttles all of the answers and shares ‘each card combination with the group. For ful effect, the Card Tsar should usually re-read the Black Card before presenting each answer. The Card Tsar then picks the funniest play, and whoever submitted it ‘gets one Awesome Point Atte the round, a new player becomes the Card Tsar, land everyone draws back up to ten White Cards. Pick@ ‘Some cards say PICK 2 on the bottom, ‘To answer these, each player plays two White Cards in ‘combination, Play them in the order that the Card Tsar ‘should read them —the order matters, Iv the Card Tear has lobster claws for hands, you ean use paperclips to secure the card in the right order Gambling If Black Card is played and you have more than one White Card that you think could win, you can bet one ‘of your Awesome Points to play an additional White Card. Iyou win, you keep your point. If you lose, whoever ‘won the round gets the point you wagered House Rules Cards Against Humanity is meant to be remixed, Here fare some of our favourte ways to pimp out the rules: Happy Ending: When you're ready to stop playing, play the "Make a Haiku" Black Card to end the game. This is the official ceremonial ending of a good game of Cards ‘Against Humanity, and this card should be reserved for the end, (Note: Haikus don’t need to follow the 5-7-5 form. They just have to be read dramatically Rebooting the Universe: At any time, players may trade in an Awesome Point to return as many White Cards as. they'd lke to the deck and draw back to ten, Packing Heat: For Pick 2s, all players draw an extra card before playing the hand to open up more options. Rando Cardrissian: Every round, pick one random White Card from the pile and place it into play. This card belongs to an imaginary player named Rando Carérissian, and if she wins the game, all players go home in a state of everlasting shame, God Is Dead: Play without a Card Tsar, Each player picks his or her favourite card each round. The card with the ‘most votes wins the round, ‘Aussie Rules: Players may become Card Tsar at any time by tackling or physically overpowering the current Card Tear, Serious Business: Instead of picking a favourite card ‘each round, the Card Tsar ranks the top three in order, ‘The best card gets 3 Awesome Points, the second-best ‘gets 2, and the thied gets 1. Keep a running tally of the ‘score, and at the end of the game, the winner is declared the funniest, mathematically speaking, Never Have I Ever: At any time, players may discard ‘cards that they don’t understand, but they must confess their ignorance to the group and suffer the resulting humiliation,Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus. Rupert Murdoch. John Howard's eyebrows. Boat people. Guano. 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