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divorced friends who all used to go out and try to meet men together. All of them
were looking for love — or whatever rough approximation of it that they could fit
in between work, family, and some surprisingly contentious PTA meetings — but
my mother had one friend who seemed to be looking a little harder than everyone
else. Her name was Lydia, and her drive for companionship seemed to make her
a bit of a pariah among the singles mixer crew (all of whom were legit looking for
second husbands like it was their second job). How could I tell that Lydia was
herself. "That's just trashy," my mother had told me nonchalantly, the hidden
meaning obvious even then to my My Little Pony-loving self: Lydia was a slut.
tons of things alone. I eat out alone, go to the movies alone, and I once traveled
to Austria alone. But somehow, going to bars alone to relax has never made it
into my regular rotation. I mean, I hadgone out to bars alone in the past — but
always with the express purpose of getting laid, and generally after I had drinks
with a group of friends beforehand. In fact, I met my boyfriend of four years while
alone at a bar ... which kind of ended my doing that. But even when it was a
regular part of my life, I had never really enjoyed doing it. I always saw it more as
a means to an end than anything else. And now that I was partnered, I had a
I'm a feminist, and believe that everyone should be allowed to do whatever they
want, whenever they want. And yet, in my own life, going to a bar alone feels
unseemly. Even though I am no longer out on the prowl for fresh peen, when I
enter a bar alone, it feels like everyone must assume that I am. Bars are many
things — refuges from the working world, places in which to hide your secret
We women are told that any male attention is risky, but also that a lack of male attention
makes you worthless. And nowhere does that horrible package deal seem to play out
more sharply than when we're alone at the bar.
And so, when I was asked to go to some of New York City's top hookup bars by
myself for the sake of this experiment, I took all of those complicated (and,
We laid out the rules: Go in alone. Stay for a minimum of 20 minutes or one
beer; whichever comes first. No books or playing around on your cell phone. See
how to get people to talk to me. I have many (or at least several) good qualities,
but appearing approachable is not one of them. Even when I was very actively
single, coming off as hateful and unapproachable has always kind of been my
"brand." I have an affliction just a hair worse than Resting Bitch Face, which I
but pain, mayhem, and Tim Burton. I've just always had a hard time appearing
friendly. See?
And so I Googled the second-saddest phrase I have ever Googled in my life:
"How to look more approachable at bars." (The saddest phrase I have ever
googled was "Is Mad About You streaming?" — the answer to which is "No, of
course not.")
Some of the first advice I came across was from the Millionaire Matchmaker
herself, Patti Stanger. She noted that you shouldn't cross your arms if you want
and only cross your legs "strategically." What counts as "strategic" leg-crossing?
Like, when you have to pee? To show that you're a sexy sex lady who has all of
stuff like dark lipstick, and extreme emotional behavior, like oversharing. Since
dark lipstick and oversharing are pretty much my only hobbies, I decided to go
front of a mirror to make sure that your smile is "natural and welcoming." And so I
attitude! It's hardly fair to start changing the rules just for me.
Eventually, I gave up and decided to just not wear lipstick and hope that would
Hello, sailor!
But as I read further about the art of bar approachability, I found that a nude lip
gloss would only take me so far. The number of people you're out with is also a
and one to two are too few. Setting out solo, the experts warned, could
potentially give off the vibe that you're a scary man-eater, or there to drink away
So, scary man-eating cat-mourner that I am, I set off into the night to see what
happens when a lady rolls into a hookup bar alone. Here's what happened.
Choice Yelp Quote: "I would not recommend venturing here alone late at night,
The Black Rabbit once hosted a speed-dating event aimed exclusively at fans of
the Smiths and Morrissey, which should tell you pretty much everything you need
to know about it. It's a bar for slightly older indie rockers who may or may not be
What Happened: I sat down at the very end of the near-empty bar, ordered a
beer, and within moments, overheard a man talking about White Russians. "You
can call them Caucasians," he said to his companion. He then turned to me.
"Right?" "Yeah," I said, "like in The Big Lebowski." "Exactly," he said. "'You make
Within seconds, Lebowski and I were outside, smoking cigarettes and discussing
why we had both stayed in the city for Christmas. We talked about our
dysfunctional families. We even talked, for a second, about the Smiths. We went
back inside, where his two very friendly (married) friends told me that Lebowski
vulnerable if I went out to a bar alone, but this evening was already presenting a
very different challenge. Bars are full of people who are sexually attractive and
who are also not your partner. Part of me was able to picture a moment of
temporary insanity in which I'd grab Lebowski, pull him into a booth, and ruin my
entire life.
Lebowski pronounced himself "too drunk to hit on me," and then offered to buy
me a beer. "You shouldn't," I said. "I have a boyfriend." "Women make 70 cents
to a man's dollar," he told me, slapping down some ones and handing me a beer.
"Until the world rectifies that, you should let men buy you a beer."
I left an hour later, kind of flushed and embarrassed, but confused and happy.
The idea of bars being a minefield of temptation was messed up, but infinitely
What Happened: Remember that thing I said about bars being a minefield of
temptation rather than humiliation? I spoke too soon. I walked into Joshua Tree,
settled down at the only open seat I could find, and ordered my beer. Things
seemed as chill here as they had at the Black Rabbit — it was a weeknight, and
people seemed clustered in small groups, watching the game on the big
overhead TVs — but try as I might, I could not summon the same degree of
and the women who love them, and I had avoided it for many years not because
I thought I was too good for it, but because the thought of being so far out of my
element made me uncomfortable. Going to bars alone is a lot like being a new
kid in a high school cafeteria. It's thrilling if you find your table, but if you don't,
the urge to just to call the whole thing off and eat lunch alone in the bathroom is
overwhelming.
I was afraid of having no one talk to me, I was afraid of having someone talk to
A very attentive male bartender doted on me — not in a "you are a sexy pile of
sex" way, but in a "you appear to be a sad lost Victorian orphan" kind of way —
and handed me a plate of complimentary popcorn. To my left, a group of guys
around my age watched the game, ate burgers, and tried to explain the Iggy
Azalea "Fancy" video to each other. "So it's making fun of Clueless?" said one
I had vowed not to use my phone during this experiment, but after 10 minutes in
the bar, I caved. I paired my texting with frequent glances at the doorway, as if I
was expecting someone, putting on a show that mattered to no one except me.
What the hell was I doing here? I felt embarrassed for myself. I was so clearly not
interested in the game being shown on TV. I could only imagine the other patrons
thinking that I was cruising for D or drinking away the pain. Either way, they
I waited until the bartender was in the bathroom to leave, because I was afraid of
him sweetly asking me if I was okay. "So wait," I overheard the guy in blue say as
Choice Yelp Quote: "This place is your typical dive bar, there is absolutely
Niagara was the site of some of my own youthful debauchery — I got bounced
from there in 2003 after I tried to pay for a $7 drink with quarters. So I thought
that rolling in here after the anxiety of Joshua Tree would be easy like Sunday
morning.
What Happened: I went in around 8 p.m. on a weeknight, and found the bar
dotted with clumps of attractive men, all in intimidating groups of five or more. I
sat at the first open spot I saw at the bar, and was almost immediately asked to
The bartender, again, was kinder to me than any bartender I had ever
encountered in my life. While I had met funny bartenders and chill bartenders in
the past, I had never before encountered so many male bartenders who treated
me tenderly, like a puppy with its leg in a cast. "Our stereo is having problems,"
As I watched the overheard TV (which here silently played old classic rock videos
instead of sports), I began to obsessively wonder what I looked like to the people
here. Must they be wondering what's wrong with me? The bartender certainly
seemed to. Did people think I was a loser for being here alone? The fact that I
had many friends and a boyfriend and had gone here on purpose without any of
The bartender came over and passed me a drink token. "Happy hour's over," he
said, "but I thought maybe you could use this extra one." I smiled, thanked him,
and again waited until he was in the bathroom to grab my coat and leave. The
closest relationships I had formed at these bars were with the bartenders, and
like all relationships that get too intense too fast, I couldn't think of any way to
Choice Yelp Quotes: "Packs of strangers roam around looking for whoever
wants to fit their parts inside of each other." "Kinda reminds me of a middle
school auditorium-gymnasium, but maybe it's all the grinding and makings-out."
About ten years ago, Union Pool was the place in the greater Brooklyn area to
has lost some of its louche luster in the intervening decade, when I rolled in at 10
p.m. on a Monday night, the place was still absolutely packed, which seemed like
a good sign. Surely, this wouldn't be the site of yet another lonely humiliation,
right? Goddamn it, I've already had sex with strangers I met at this bar! I'm pre-
approved!
What Happened: Here, the bartenders were too busy to feel sorry for me. They
sadness, I leaned back and took in all the coy elbow-touching and tipsy "I love
this song!" enthusiasm going on around me. Young women pushed past me to
order drinks — not rudely, but like I just didn't register. The woman closest to me
rubbed her huge mane of curly hair across my face by accident as she ordered. I
could smell her fruit shampoo. I felt like a ghost of a single person.
I didn't have to wait for the bartender to go to the bathroom to leave this time. In
fact, when I went to the bathroom, I came back to find that my seat had already
been taken.
I didn't feel shame as I walked away from Union Pool, the way I had leaving
Joshua Tree or Niagara. I also didn't feel the pang of "Still got it!" that I did upon
exiting Black Rabbit. I simply felt a wave of relief. I was ashamed about how
What I'm Taking Home: During this experiment, I was reminded of guys in
college who would make declarations like "women can have sex whenever they
want," and then followed it up muttering "except the ugly ones." So many of us
women spend so much of our lives trying to figure out if we are one of "the ugly
ones." I have spent so much of my life trying to figure out if I am one of "the ugly
ones."
And while I know plenty of women who like going to bars alone for completely
nonsexual reasons, for me, a bar was still a place to trade attention for self-
confidence back and forth with some man in sick, sad loop. A place to do
research on my own beauty or worth. A place to try to finally establish for myself
We women are are told that any male attention is risky, but also that a lack of
male attention makes you worthless. And nowhere does that horrible package
deal seem to play out more sharply than when we're alone at the bar. I was sent
into a shame spiral by being ignored (I spent a good half hour after getting home
massaging various pricey creams into my face), and yet also felt tremendous
relief that I hadn't been hit on or harassed by someone who didn't see me as a
a potential victim.
We're supposed to accept trading risk for approval, told that these are the rules
I thought back to Lydia. "Lydia thinks she's hot shit," my mother, who never went
to bars, would mutter. She pictured Lydia trading risk for approval on a grand
scale, hooking up with every dude she met, receiving confirmation that she
wasn't one of the ugly ones. Looking back on it now, I think that Lydia probably
just wanted a place to drink a beer away from her seven-year-old kid. We all
want a place to be alone with our thoughts and away from the people we live
with, although it's still pretty taboo for women to admit it.
But for me, a bar still doesn't feel like a place where I can safely be alone with my
thoughts. Going to bars alone didn't feel like a refuge for me, but merely another
place in life to put on my makeup and ball gown and await the judge's score.
2. "I was kicked out of this bar in Atlanta. We used to joke about turning over
tables when angry, and one night I made the joke using the table as a prop,
except it was a shitty bar height table and it fell over, breaking all bottles on
top. I was carried out by security guards, movie-style."
7. "Some awful drunk misogynist made some gross sexual comment to the
owner's wife when she was sitting next to him at the bar, and he was standing
right there and heard, so he said, 'You can finish that drink, but after that you
need to leave and never come back.'"
8. "My group was kicked out of a Waffle House in probably '98 in the middle
of the night because one my friends paid for 'Block Rockin' Beats' by The
Chemical Brothers to play 14 times on the jukebox."
9. "There were several incidents in college, but back then, just getting let into
the club was a victory, so getting kicked out wasn't a big deal."
10. "At a restaurant in New Jersey. August 2015. They told us we had five
minutes to gather our shit before they physically remove us. We'd been playing
rosé pong all afternoon."
11. "I got kicked out of a crappy college bar for drinking Goldschlager and then
puking in a trashcan. The bouncer was mad because it was outside liquor, but it
wasn’t even mine."
12. "I've been kicked out of two bars. One on my 21st birthday for dancing to
'In your Eyes.' They told me, 'This bar doesn't have a dance floor, get out.' The
second time was for tripping and falling in a bar. They said I was too drunk
and told me to leave. (I wasn't that drunk; I just tripped.)"
13. "I went to the door and claimed I was someone from the radio station that
promotes the band; I knew the guy's name. After half an hour, the bouncers and
real radio guy found me and kicked me out. Then I climbed on the roof of the
building next door, jumped across the gap and got in again. And then I got
kicked out again."
14. "I got kicked out of an Olive Garden for taking 'Unlimited Breadsticks'
seriously. If they are going to have the gall to call it unlimited, why would they
kick me out after 2.5 hours?"
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tl;dr They carried me out of the bar and gingerely set me down on the sidewalk
were I lay in my own puke till 7am.
DNA Lounge in SF, 1990. I was there with 5 really close friends and was the light
weight alcohol consumer of the 5 of us. I, for some reason still unknown to me,
looked at friend Bob and yelled, “I will drink you under the table!!!”. I will forever
remember the quizzical look he proffered, as if to say, “You’re kidding, right?
Duncan?” I exclaimed “Dude, you will be hugging table legs!!” He turned, looked
at my friends Lon and Blake, who looked at me with a WTF your kidding righ...
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I’ve not, but I was with my friend when he was.
I should probably clarify too that it wasn’t really a bar, but a club that had a bar in
it. Either way, he got really drunk and had to leave.
I don’t remember exactly how many drinks my friend had but I think it was
around ten. After the first few he was in a really great mood and was having a lot
of fun dancing. I was having a lot of fun watching him.
A few more, and he was stumbling around quite a bit. He was doing gymnastics
in open spaces and tried to do splits and such on the main dance floor. At one
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I honestly and literally can’t tell you how many times I (and many times my friends
with me) have been asked to leave, then told to leave, then kicked out of a bar.
I’m not proud of it. It’s just kind of a rite of passage here. It’s kind of like that old
saying, “If you haven’t heard a siren within an hour in New Orleans, you a’int in New
Orleans!”. Same concept.
Have I woke up on the sidewalk the next morning? Hell, yeah! Thank goodness this
beautiful Filipino I know (Krychell <3) who works at the Roosevelt (another story I
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1.
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
So I got booted from a bar last night, total bullshit, and they know it. Basically some
bartender with a bug up her ass didn't like my sarcastic tone and had the door guy boot me.
Hi-larious, especially because I wasn't being sarcastic and she just felt stupid. She told me
they were out of Fernet, yet her co-worker found more in the back like I knew they had, and
she didn't like being wrong so she pinned it on me.
Anyway, so I'm thinking I'll never go back. Right? I mean that's fucked up, I go there lots and
this was my first time seeing this bartender. So I hit up the owner by email and he's crazy
apologetic. Told me he called her, she apologized as she was "having a bad day" and knew
she was in the wrong. She wanted to apologize as he did.
I'm still thinking I won't go back, but he included a note saying that I can eat and drink
whatever I want for free for the remainder of June. Should I do it? I'm torn, on one side
principal says fuck the free shit, I was disrespected. But on the other side I can drink a LOT,
and there are 22 days left in June. Lots'o'time. The other bartenders are super awesome, I
usually love it there, so is it worth a second chance considering the golden lining of free liver
abuse for 3 weeks?
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o G L.
o San Francisco, CA
o 68 friends
o 90 reviews
Yes
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o Jay Z.
o Oakland, CA
o 308 friends
o 311 reviews
Oh my god Justin I can not believe you are asking this question. OF COURSE YOU GO
BACK DUDE.
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o Jillian M.
o New Orleans, LA
o 386 friends
o 150 reviews
Free stuff Justin. FREE. STUFF.
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o Valeria R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 361 friends
o 424 reviews
o Elite ’19
I can't believe this is even a question.
Snap out of it, get yer ass back to that bar, and start guzzling!
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o Valeria R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 361 friends
o 424 reviews
o Elite ’19
Lulz...look at all the lushes on this thread.
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o Valeria R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 361 friends
o 424 reviews
o Elite ’19
Your liver is still young...it can handle it.
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o .Hon H.
o Oakland, CA
o 235 friends
o 1253 reviews
No question - go back and party til you puke.
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o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
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I was leaning that way, but I was just so fucking irritated it made me hesitate.
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o Bad Y.
o New Hope, PA
o 183 friends
o 58 reviews
The answer is "duh", and the only reason you told this story is to look like a an 86'd bad ass
and to make us totes jelly, which we are.
WINNING!
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o G L.
o San Francisco, CA
o 68 friends
o 90 reviews
I got kicked out of that shithole Yancy's 12 years ago and I still have a vengful boycott on
that place....but it was the owner who was a dick to me so it is very differnt.
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o Rachel H.
o San Francisco, CA
o 51 friends
o 252 reviews
Do they have ribs?
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o Valeria R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 361 friends
o 424 reviews
o Elite ’19
Justin "Milwaukee's Best" N. says: I was leaning that way, but I was just so fucking irritated it
made me hesitate.
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o Roger L.
o San Francisco, CA
o 136 friends
o 0 reviews
why not write a review about it?
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o Brad R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 187 friends
o 91 reviews
you should go collect your free shit man. if they wrongly 86'd you, you should bleed them for
all the free booze and food you can, imho.
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o R J.
o San Francisco, CA
o 211 friends
o 317 reviews
Get you a free beer each day this month and once the month is up find a new place till that
crappy bartender is gone.
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o Vagizzle J.
o San Francisco, CA
o 20 friends
o 0 reviews
You should not ever leave.
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o R J.
o San Francisco, CA
o 211 friends
o 317 reviews
oh yea and don't tip that crappy bartender.
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o J T.
o Indianapolis, IN
o 170 friends
o 841 reviews
Justin, give your free drinks to the bartender who was having a bad day, get her drunk and
then get her fired.
Just kidding.
Yeah go back.
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o Elaine L.
o San Jose, CA
o 250 friends
o 229 reviews
Yes, GO! Also, I love that this is posted under 'Family and Parenting'.
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o Valeria R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 361 friends
o 424 reviews
o Elite ’19
Stop that crazy talk, Asi!!!
;-p
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o Kurt P.
o Fairfield, CA
o 1 friend
o 85 reviews
Don't get too hung up on some bizarre notion of being "disrespected" (that's thugspeak
BTW). Life is short, man.
She admitted losing her cool, owner aplogized, free libations for the duration. WTH, dude?
Move on. Go get u some inexpensive relax time.
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
JT is gettin diabolical with this shit.
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o Valeria R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 361 friends
o 424 reviews
o Elite ’19
Janice "Junderpants" G. says: What is wrong with you people? Have you no shame?
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Shame...beer.
Beer...shame.
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o David K.
o Pacifica, CA
o 132 friends
o 352 reviews
don't drink their free pale ale
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o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
I like it when Janice drops F bombs.
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o Valeria R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 361 friends
o 424 reviews
o Elite ’19
Lollers, David!
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o Martin B.
o San Jose, CA
o 116 friends
o 236 reviews
Drink all the free booze you can get, but try something a little more manly than frenet. Like
some bourbon or vodka.
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o Luis M.
o San Diego, CA
o 934 friends
o 695 reviews
I hope you go back and get hit over the head with a bottle
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o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
Thanks Luis
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o Coach P. C.
o Mountain View, CA
o 124 friends
o 137 reviews
I have nothing constructive to add to this conversation. I'm cheap, so my advice:
GET YO FREE SHIT
Go every single day you can.
Is the food any good?
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o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
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I think pbc might be the first person ever to call me emo.
And the food is standard bar grub. Pizza, burgers, wings, etc
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o Gerald C.
o Oakland, CA
o 116 friends
o 640 reviews
1) Bygones.
2) Make sure you drink all the expensive stuff.
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o Coach P. C.
o Mountain View, CA
o 124 friends
o 137 reviews
Did they give you some sorta libary card looking thing that says "Free Pass?' Or are they
going to make you explain yourself each time? Because that would suck.
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o Joe P.
o Sacramento, CA
o 10 friends
o 152 reviews
go back till the end of june and then find a new watering hole !
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o Lora M.
o San Francisco, CA
o 182 friends
o 417 reviews
Did the owner also asked you to write a topic on Talk about it?
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o Dru P.
o Lafayette, IN
o 291 friends
o 224 reviews
Don't sweat it mang. I have been dragged from bars by the whole security staff and come
back the next night to treat everyone to a drink. People lose thier cool once in a while and
you gotta keep in mind that bad days happen to everyone.
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o Johnny L.
o Lafayette, CA
o 119 friends
o 511 reviews
I say go back, drink their booze, eat their food and bent that bartender over a table and roger
her real well.
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o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
Dru is wise.
As for the talk thread, I didn't mention the place, and I go to a lot of bars so it's not like I
busted them out.
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o Lora M.
o San Francisco, CA
o 182 friends
o 417 reviews
You know......you could go back there without taking the free foods and drinks.
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o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
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Points to Laura for being the only person to suggest that
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o Coach P. C.
o Mountain View, CA
o 124 friends
o 137 reviews
I'm really not that cheap. If I did go back to get the free stuff, I'd probably just end up
overtipping the staff.
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o Bill M.
o San Francisco, CA
o 509 friends
o 129 reviews
Walk in like you own the place, have a drink.
Then walk out because you just realized the place sucks anyway.
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o Gerald C.
o Oakland, CA
o 116 friends
o 640 reviews
So what bar is this, where I can get disrespected in exchange for all-you-can-eat-and-drink?
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o Seymour G.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 8 friends
o 10 reviews
Owner is an idiot, if he exists.
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o Mary S.
o Fremont, CA
o 64 friends
o 87 reviews
I would take one night of free drinks and then call it even. Otherwise it 's somehow dickish.
"Hi, it's me again. I'm here for another night of free shit....because the OWNER said so. Nah
nah nah nah."
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o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
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Oh the owner does exist, I've met him before which is why I didn't hesitate to shoot him an
email right after it went down.
And yes Mary, as much as free drinks for a month sounds rad it would feel dickish to me too.
I think a few trips, some Fernet (which is fucking delicious Eye!) and I'll call it square.
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61.
o Dru P.
o Lafayette, IN
o 291 friends
o 224 reviews
If you are drinking Fernet you should never show your face there again. ;-)
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62.
o Anthony Y.
o San Francisco, CA
o 49 friends
o 256 reviews
When I was a little younger I got 86'd out of a lot of bars. I was a good patron at all of
them. Not one 86-ing lasted more than 1 month except for Bacchus which lasted about 3
months, persistence is key. I deserved to be kicked out of all of them. I no longer really go
to bars unless I'm with my wife so my life has changed quite a bit and my days of getting
drunk at a bar are long gone.
I say you go back and drink and have good times for free.
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6/8/2011
63.
o Mary S.
o Fremont, CA
o 64 friends
o 87 reviews
googling Fernet
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6/8/2011
64.
o Mary S.
o Fremont, CA
o 64 friends
o 87 reviews
Because of its list of ingredients, a number of home remedies call for fernet, including for the
treatment of menstrual and gastrointestinal discomfort, hangovers, baby colic, and (formerly)
cholera.
65.
o Junglist S.
o San Francisco, CA
o 634 friends
o 147 reviews
I didn't know guys get all pussyhurt like this.
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6/8/2011
66.
o Jay Z.
o Oakland, CA
o 308 friends
o 311 reviews
It's Jäger for hipsters Mary.
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6/8/2011
67.
o Jay Z.
o Oakland, CA
o 308 friends
o 311 reviews
Sorry, Sophisticated Hipsters.
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6/8/2011
68.
o Dru P.
o Lafayette, IN
o 291 friends
o 224 reviews
lollers@ menstrual treatment.
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6/8/2011
69.
o Gary L.
o San Francisco, CA
o 117 friends
o 36 reviews
Junglist S. says:
-----
+1
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6/8/2011
70.
o Jay Z.
o Oakland, CA
o 308 friends
o 311 reviews
Justin is cool. I don't blame him for thinking fuck this place. But I would blame him for turning
down free booze.
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6/8/2011
71.
o Coach P. C.
o Mountain View, CA
o 124 friends
o 137 reviews
Shouldn't it be "penishurt?"
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6/8/2011
72.
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
pussyhurt would be inaccurate, i was livid at the time but i left without blowing up. that was
some bullshit, maybe some guys enjoy trying to relax at a bar and then being asked to leave
in the middle of the fucking drink while you're trying to watch the game, but call me crazy, i'm
not a fan.
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6/8/2011
75.
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
they combined the two Che, those clever bastards
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6/8/2011
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
Marie is trying to get me sent to jail lol.
And yes to the skinny jeans thing, if I wear baggy pants it looks ridiculous, they are "fitted".
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6/8/2011
83.
o Dru P.
o Lafayette, IN
o 291 friends
o 224 reviews
I second (or third or fourth) the vote to take advantage of free drinks. Maybe if you piss her
off again you will get comped for the year.
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6/8/2011
86.
o Henry S.
o Dublin, CA
o 382 friends
o 1512 reviews
Hell yeah...eat and drink for free for the rest of the month THEN stop going.
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6/8/2011
87.
o Terry Y.
o San Francisco, CA
o 42 friends
o 11 reviews
The way I look at it, the owner is trying to atone for his dumb bartender. Get your free drink
on and get your apologies from the bartender chick and who knows, she might give you a BJ
if you really make her feel bad. Win, win situation. Even sans BJ, she's pretty much your
bartender bitch now.
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6/8/2011
88.
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
Haha, Im pretty sure it's just me Che
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6/8/2011
89.
o Rebekah T.
o San Francisco, CA
o 4772 friends
o 2218 reviews
o Elite ’19
I think you should drink Fernet and give them the stink eye the WHOLE time.
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6/8/2011
90.
o Jilldo B.
o San Francisco, CA
o 2 friends
o 0 reviews
Go back and order a kombucha on the rocks.
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6/8/2011
91.
o Jane K.
o San Francisco, CA
o 0 friends
o 0 reviews
I say you go and get all Rick James like effe yo couch on them
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6/8/2011
92.
o Peter L.
o Dublin, CA
o 36 friends
o 81 reviews
So much drama. I'd kick you out again just for writing that.
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6/8/2011
o Tsada K.
o Oakland, CA
o 809 friends
o 273 reviews
What would Jesus do?
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6/8/2011
95.
o May T.
o Wellington, New Zealand
o 288 friends
o 588 reviews
i'd go back, refuse the freebies, and buy that particular bartender a drink and say "no hard
feelings". you basically ratted her out, and although she was totally in the wrong, it'll show
you're a bigger person.
also, if you ever order a drink from her again, you won't need to think twice about whether
there's glass in it or not.
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6/8/2011
96.
o Ruby D.
o Mission District, San Francisco, CA
o 187 friends
o 6 reviews
Hell yeah,go for it ...they made nice & apologized, that's what second chances are all
about.Don't dwell on
stoopid shit.
97.
o Gil S.
o San Francisco, CA
o 362 friends
o 1088 reviews
I'm too lazy to read this whole thing. Has anyone yet suggested shagging the bartender? It
sounds like she's hot for you, she just has trouble expressing it.
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6/8/2011
98.
o Bill M.
o San Francisco, CA
o 509 friends
o 129 reviews
You never know Gil...you never know;)
Stay up Justin.
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6/8/2011
99.
o Lib P.
o Pacifica, CA
o 30 friends
o 9 reviews
May and Dan has it right.
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6/8/2011
o Pickle R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 354 friends
o 764 reviews
so which begs the question, what is the name of the establishment?
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6/8/2011
102.
o Jhoe G.
o Vallejo, CA
o 896 friends
o 158 reviews
Dude. Cool
It on the sarcasm man
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6/8/2011
103.
o Julie N.
o Fremont, CA
o 557 friends
o 57 reviews
Uh ya and bring me with you, I recently got a similar offer from some db from rays crab
shack, that isn't worth the stomachache if they paid me. But free food and booze?! :) I'm free
Friday's after gym, gracias!
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6/8/2011
o Al D.
o Santa Clara, CA
o 11 friends
o 10 reviews
another alcohol-related death.
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6/8/2011
106.
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
Just started my first round of freebies and I was served with a smile and news that said
bartender is "no longer with the company." free scotch, mmmmmm
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6/13/2011
109.
o Christopher N.
o Chicago, IL
o 34 friends
o 112 reviews
Tsada K. says:
What would Jesus do?
___________________
He'd go, drink a case of the foul red they serve, wander back to the store room and die.
Three days later he would come back out and inquire to see if the staff and menu has
changed.
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6/13/2011
112.
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
@eye
I feel bad :(
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6/13/2011
114.
o Kolohe C.
o Daly City, CA
o 40 friends
o 26 reviews
I love it how some bartenders take advantage of the fact that you've been drinking and fuq
with you knowing you can't really argue back due to the alcohol and manage to make you
look like the jerk when it's the other way around. And he/she has the power to throw you out
or stop serving you.
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6/13/2011
115.
o Umesh T.
o Richmond, CA
o 1854 friends
o 427 reviews
o Elite ’19
Hell no, dude! Self respect is worth more than 20 days of whatever!
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6/13/2011
116.
o Valeria R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 361 friends
o 424 reviews
o Elite ’19
Pipe down, Umerz. Nobody asked ya!
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6/13/2011
117.
o gurth y.
o West Menlo Park, CA
o 0 friends
o 0 reviews
get a table full of free food and a milkshake, take one bite, and then ask for a To-Go box.
then never go back.
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6/13/2011
118.
o Sue P.
o San Francisco, CA
o 4 friends
o 9 reviews
dude, who cares, get over it, it's a freakin bar, shit happens
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6/26/2011
120.
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
Way to bump old shit
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6/26/2011
123.
o Pickle R.
o San Francisco, CA
o 354 friends
o 764 reviews
i hear that bartender got another gig.
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6/26/2011
125.
o Joshua W.
o San Francisco, CA
o 255 friends
o 501 reviews
Since Lance ain't around anymore...
youtube.com/watch?v=m4Zq…
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6/26/2011
126.
o Sue P.
o San Francisco, CA
o 4 friends
o 9 reviews
mc, fat heavy with diabetes, try getting your ged fore you talk
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6/26/2011
127.
o Jhoe G.
o Vallejo, CA
o 896 friends
o 158 reviews
It's jmr
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6/26/2011
128.
o Al D.
o Santa Clara, CA
o 11 friends
o 10 reviews
it's the CAT that has diabetes. MC just has MRSA, Dengue Fever, and Ebola
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6/26/2011
129.
o John F.
o San Francisco, CA
o 562 friends
o 325 reviews
Dru "Stupid Gorilla" P. says:
Don't sweat it mang. I have been dragged from bars by the whole security staff and come
back the next night to treat everyone to a drink. People lose thier cool once in a while and
you gotta keep in mind that bad days happen to everyone.
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Dru too heavy to drag out
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130.
o John F.
o San Francisco, CA
o 562 friends
o 325 reviews
how about july fourth
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6/26/2011
131.
o Justin N.
o Los Angeles, CA
o 2076 friends
o 632 reviews
o Elite ’19
Stop bumping old shit yo
But for the record, I've had like $200 I booze lol
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“You f&*$ing b*$%@!”
I looked up in time to see my coworker get an unfortunate piña colada bath. The
guest kept screaming obscenities as security carried them away. It was a busy
Saturday night at our very high volume restaurant. At a venue like ours, it was
only a matter of time before the mixture of alcohol, adrenaline, and competition
While not every situation of a guest being cut off ends with a coconut-scented
Part of the problem is we, the bar staff, are educated to understand alcohol, but
they kick out customers and how they handle the conflict.
Handling conflict: You’re cut
off
When the bar is full, there’s never an easy way to tell someone they can’t have
their booze. Cutting off a guest puts the bartender in an awkward and sometimes
dangerous position. With the exception of one time, most guests I’ve confronted
baseline job of any bartender is to keep everyone, staff included, feeling safe and
comfortable. If a guest, or staff member, isn’t able to abide that, they’re gone.
Sometimes, a warning and/or redirect is in order and suffices, sometimes the line
It’s a bartender’s job to make sure that their customers have a great experience,
and are safe in the process. We aren’t looking to kick people out when we cut
them off, but that seems to be the assumption by many, and a cut off
customer, harassment was the most common selection on the first day I released
the survey. It was also a main anecdote cited by those who shared stories. One
person who took the survey shared this, “[I have] almost too many [stories] to
share. I have had bottles thrown at me, been called every name you can possibly
imagine, been challenged to countless fights, stepped into the middle of several
others, tackled fleeing felons, and even been threatened with a glass that a guest
with authority and autonomy to make bigger decisions, such as a head bartender
or manager. While the law empowers any bartender to refuse service, it’s best to
Managers should also be trained on how to best handle cut-offs. Keep your cool
to avoid triggering an emotional response. Get the story from the guest and be
empathetic, but don’t throw your bartenders under the bus. Your responsibility
as a manager is to protect your business, which includes your bar staff and your
guests.
document everything so that everyone can learn from the experience. It’s good
practice to keep a notebook for bartenders to fill out with details on each day. The
with police.
Teamwork is key
Communication is key to running a successful bar and bar team, especially in
times of conflict. After the event, gather the team together to discuss what
happened and document it together. Nobody likes to kick people out, but when
you demonstrate solidarity in doing right by the business and each other, the
situation will be easier to handle and you’ll be better prepared for the future
Getting kicked out of a bar/club for no reason
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(._.)
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#1
Anybody ever have this happen to them? It's really hard for me to let shit go and it almost
ruined my night. apparently I was fighting outside with some fat bald guy over some fat girl
:S
WAT
LOL
bleh. They still have my card too. I wasn't even drunk. Have to drive back to this shitty bar
tomorrow to close my tab. The place was alright too so I'm trying really hard to see it from
their perspective so I don't get bitter and never go back. They didn't even wanna hear my
side they just said you gotta go. Nothing from my end. I think they mistakened me for
somebody else. On the way out some fat girl called me a "faggot." WHO THE FUCK USES
THAT WORD IN 2013? jesus chrsit. I never got the last word :[
discuss.
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Yaboosh
Super Sleuth
Mar 8, 2013
#2
Maximus.
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#3
I've been rejected from coming in because I was "drunk" when I actually was sober. Bouncers
are dicks.
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Mar 8, 2013
#4
Yaboosh said:
No, I was DD. That's why I took it so personally. Had like 2 beers and a bit of wine. Not drunk
now at all. Was hardly tipsy then. felt like I was getting charged with shit I didn't do. Just
unfortunate :[
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Homeboyd
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Mar 8, 2013
#5
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BankaiZaraki
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#6
The only time I was ever kicked out of a bar/club was on St. Patrick's Day a couple years ago.
Got shitface wasted and was stumbling all over the place bumping into people. Bouncers
noticed and told me I had to go. I agreed with them but forgot to close my tab so I went
back in and closed it and drove home drunk. I still feel like they should've stopped me from
doing that.
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Lionel Mandrake
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#7
(._.) said:
No, I was DD. That's why I took it so personally. Had like 2 beers and a bit of wine. Not drunk
now at all. Was hardly tipsy then. felt like I was getting charged with shit I didn't do. Just
unfortunate :[
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B For Bendetta
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#8
BankaiZaraki said:
The only time I was ever kicked out of a bar/club was on St. Patrick's Day a couple years ago. Got
shitface wasted and was stumbling all over the place bumping into people. Bouncers noticed and
told me I had to go. I agreed with them but forgot to close my tab so I went back in and closed it
and drove home drunk. I still feel like they should've stopped me from doing that.
You should probably rephrase/edit part of that out completely. And yeah no one is buying
your alibi OP
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DJMicLuv
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#9
jesus chrsit!
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Joe
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#10
A few years ago I drank almost two Four Lokos, smoked some JWH and then headed to a bar
with a bunch of my friends. Apparently I found a deck of cards and said "HEY GUYS LOOK
MAGIC" and proceeded to fling them 1-by-1. I remember the bouncer chasing me around
the bar and I avoided him by weaving in and out of people and then heading out the front
door, straight into a cab, and then home to pass out.
The kicker was the next day my friends said that all happened in the first 15 minutes of
getting there.
Other than that I don't think I've ever been officially kicked out of a place although I'm trying
to remember. I've been involved in shenanigans but I almost always make a point to be really
friendly with the bouncers and befriending them if I frequent a place. Helps out so much.
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Phonomezer
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#11
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Steelrain
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#12
Shit happens. Doesn't sound like it was a very good bar if there were fat girls hanging
around.
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Sho_Nuff82
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#13
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CPS2
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#14
I was standing near the entrance to a club once and the bouncer says "you can't come in
here with tracksuit pants," and i was like "i'm not trying to get in there and these aren't
tracksuit pants..." then i just kinda stared at the smug douchebag for a second and went off
on my merry way.
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Devolution
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#15
(._.) said:
No, I was DD. That's why I took it so personally. Had like 2 beers and a bit of wine. Not drunk now
at all. Was hardly tipsy then. felt like I was getting charged with shit I didn't do. Just unfortunate :[
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SlickShoesRUCrazy
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#16
yep
BadAss2961
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#17
I love how you rated the girls you were hanging out with. lol
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freenudemacusers
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#18
drunk driving all up in this thread lol
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Trouble
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#19
I've never been kicked out of a bar. I've been cut off when I was crazy drunk once or twice,
but not kicked out.
Speaking of, I used to have a roommate who would constantly get 86'ed at bars because
when he got wasted he had no off switch and bartenders were seriously worried we was
going to drink himself to death. He never caused a scene, but would just be so amazingly
blind drunk but somehow still on his feet.
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Amagon
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#20
Go to sleep.
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lush
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#21
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Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#22
Sho_Nuff82 said:
You a tender? can you please elaborate? I know that it may make your job easier which I
respect since I'm sure you deal with a lot of shit. Somebody complains and points. You go
and kick out who they pointed at to keep the peace. My friend told me why they kicked me
out when he went to pay. They told him I was trying to start fights... WHATTTTT
I love how you rated the girls you were hanging out with. lol
STANDARDS breh
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freenudemacusers
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#23
maybe you are a 4/10 and below the standards of the bar.
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Devolution
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#24
BadAss2961
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#25
lush said:
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EnderWiggles
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#26
I'm willing to bet that the OP told the girls his ratings of them.
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dreamcastmaster
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#27
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Banned
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#28
Devolution said:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49417446&postcount=2570
YOU HAPPY?
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OnkelC
Hail to the Chef
Mar 8, 2013
#29
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Sho_Nuff82
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#30
(._.) said:
You a tender? can you please elaborate? I know that it may make your job easier which I respect
since I'm sure you deal with a lot of shit. Somebody complains and points. You go and kick out
who they pointed at to keep the peace. My friend told me why they kicked me out when he went
to pay. They told him I was trying to start fights... WHATTTTT
STANDARDS breh
Click to expand...
I'm a bouncer. We get a fair amount of leeway in solving most problems on the floor, but if a
bartender says you are out, you are out. For he said/she said confrontations where no
punches are thrown, we generally just tell both parties to walk to opposite sides of the bar. If
it's something like sexual harassment, a warning will usually do the trick, though
inappropriate groping will get you tossed. Mostly it's just people who are too drunk or piss
off the waitstaff.
As to your situation... are you sure you didn't say anything to (or about)this girl at all? Did
you have anyone to vouch for your whereabouts during the incident in question? Did you
respond calmly, or were you all "don't put your fucking hands on me? "
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Devolution
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#31
(._.) said:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49417446&postcount=2570
YOU HAPPY?
Saw the pic in pyp, you kind of look like other people (don't take that the wrong way) so it's
probably why some dude called you out in a bar, was it low lit?
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Amory
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#32
apparently the way I walk after drinking makes me look drunker than I actually am. People
tell me that and I always ask what they mean but no one can explain it. Bouncers are always
questioning me really hard when I'm not even buzzed. Pisses me off.
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(._.)
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#33
Devolution said:
Saw the pic in pyp, you kind of look like other people (don't take that the wrong way) so it's
probably why some dude called you out in a bar, was it low lit?
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Devolution
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#34
(._.) said:
That's probably what did it. Drunk ass punk was probably just looking to finger anyone who
remotely looked like the guy.
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Hanmik
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#35
LeBrick James said:
I love how you rated the girls you were hanging out with. lol
I have been thrown out once for getting a window in the back of my head (someone broke it
with a beer and it shattered on me), and they thought I should stop bleeding all over their
place.
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BankaiZaraki
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#36
You should probably rephrase/edit part of that out completely. And yeah no one is buying your
alibi OP
Why should I? It happened. I feel like if you are leaving a club/bar visibly drunk, the club/bar
should prevent you from getting in your car and leaving drunk. It's not like it just happened
last night or anything. It was 2 years ago.
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(._.)
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#37
Sho_Nuff82 said:
I'm a bouncer. We get a fair amount of leeway in solving most problems on the floor, but if a
bartender says you are out, you are out. For he said/she said confrontations where no punches
are thrown, we generally just tell both parties to walk to opposite sides of the bar. If it's
something like sexual harassment, a warning will usually do the trick, though inappropriate
groping will get you tossed. Mostly it's just people who are too drunk or piss off the waitstaff.
As to your situation... are you sure you didn't say anything to (or about)this girl at all? Did you
have anyone to vouch for your whereabouts during the incident in question? Did you respond
calmly, or were you all "don't put your fucking hands on me? "
I was very calm and sensible actually. One of the reasons I took it so personally was
something similar happened to me earlier in the week where I got in a big fight with a friend
virtually over nothing. I was very calm and I started apologising right away saying I had no
idea what they were talking about. I was starting to work it out with one of the tenders when
the big one came up and said I had to go. Maybe they weren't play games that night and just
wanted it over with ASAP? Either way I flt like they should have at least let me clear my name.
I did absolutely nothing. I don't "fight over" girls that look like her in "the the game room"
when I go to bars ._.
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Sho_Nuff82
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#38
(._.) said:
I was very calm and sensible. I was starting to work it out with one of the tenders when the big
one came up and said I had to go. Maybe they weren't play games that night? I did absolutely
nothing I don't "fight over" girls that look like her in "the the game room" when I go to bars ._.
That's a damn shame man. Sounds like mistaken identity. Aside from ruining your night, the
asshole who caused the trouble got off Scott free.
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B For Bendetta
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#39
BankaiZaraki said:
Why should I? It happened. I feel like if you are leaving a club/bar visibly drunk, the club/bar
should prevent you from getting in your car and leaving drunk. It's not like it just happened last
night or anything. It was 2 years ago.
The very vocal community on GAF on the topic will probably focus on your lack of
responsibility rather than the establishment's. If you want to start the argument that is your
prerogative obviously.
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Dr.Acula
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#40
My buddy once lit a joint at a table in a club and a bouncer found him within five seconds.
And this was when cigarettes were allowed, so I'm surprised this happened so quickly.
"No."
"No problem."
We all just got up and left. Pretty funny. He's like 6'6" and a solid if unathletic build, so you
could tell the bouncer was pretty glad that he left without any trouble.
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(._.)
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#41
Sho_Nuff82 said:
That's a damn shame man. Sounds like mistaken identity. Aside from ruining your night, the
asshole who caused the trouble got off Scott free.
Yeah it was, thanks for being understanding. Just felt like going home after that shit. Either
way it's over now so whatever. Overall a good night however. Just never been accused of
stuff I'v never did liek that so the feels made me all bitter and stuff :[
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KingofGourds
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#42
I always felt bad for a friend of mine. A big fellow, probably 6'10 and hefty, he was always
friendly, never aggressive, but whenever we went clubbing other blokes would get drunk and
try to fight him and he always ended up getting thrown out.
The bouncers were also almost always roided up Napoleons too, and would always go over
the top with swagger in dragging him out.
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(._.)
Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#43
Steelrain said:
Shit happens. Doesn't sound like it was a very good bar if there were fat girls hanging around.
nah it was alright, like 3 planets. a lot of good looking chicks I mingled with. all a few years
too old for me though but I was there just to have fun anyways so doesn't matter.
BadAss2961
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#44
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YOU HAPPY?
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Steelrain
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#45
Hanmik said:
I have been thrown out once for getting a window in the back of my head (someone broke it with
a beer and it shattered on me), and they thought I should stop bleeding all over their place.
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Devolution
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#46
KingofGourds said:
I always felt bad for a friend of mine. A big fellow, probably 6'10 and hefty, he was always friendly,
never aggressive, but whenever we went clubbing other blokes would get drunk and try to fight
him and he always ended up getting thrown out.
The bouncers were also almost always roided up Napoleons too, and would always go over the
top with swagger in dragging him out.
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Scratch
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#47
Phonomezer said:
D.Lo
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#48
Yeah few times I've been refused entry for being drunk when stone sober.
Bouncers make a call based on a laugh or something, and never, ever back down no matter
what, because it is a job that attracts the unintelligent.
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Banned
Mar 8, 2013
#49
D.Lo said:
Yeah few times I've been refused entry for being drunk when stone sober.
Bouncers make a call based on a laugh or something, and never, ever back down no matter what,
because it is a job that attracts the unintelligent.
the chunk guy who was buff also. he was just doing his job and I know he would have let me
clear my name if he was in a more reasonable mood. just feel mad as hell he at least let me
explain that they were kicking out the wrong guy.
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BigJonsson
Member
Mar 8, 2013
#50
Liquor licenses are hard to get and easy to lose, bars need to be very careful with what goes
on inside
fter being kicked out?
asdaven
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So about a week ago I got kicked out of my local bar for no reason. I was about to leave
the bathroom and a bouncer grabs me and asks me to step outside with him. So I
cooperate and do so willingly. We het outside and he said I'm gonna have to kick you out
tonight because you were acting drunk and a bartender complained you were knocking
over drinks on the bar, which wasn't true at all and I wasn't even near the bar , I was by
the dance floor. So, either he or the bartender mistook my identity for someone else who
was doing what he said I was doing or he made up a bunch of bs just to throw someone
out for the fun of it or because they let too many people in (was a very busy night), or I
wasn't buying a lot if beer and spending lots of $$$ (was only a second beer in 2 hours,
was not drunk). But the guy basically acted like even if I am wrong your already kicked
out too bad. a**hole. And as he started to go back in I barely walked into the doorway
(not trying to go back in) , and told him basically okay fine, I know its busy tonight, ill take
one for the team, if I'm out I'm out and ill take the fall for something I didint do , but I still
have a tab open and the bartender has my credit card and I need my tab closed out and
my credit card back. So he got all pissed off so I backed away and chose not to escalate
it. So two hours waiting out in the cold, my buddy finally comes out ( who is actually
drunk). So I teold him what happened so I get him to back in to close my tab. And the
bartender gives him a hardtime getting the bouncers involved almost kicking him out but
finally they give in.
So, thing is this is my local bar that I always goto. I've never had a problem, I'm always
courtious to the bouncers and bartenders there. Some of them I even know as I'm a
regular. This night the people working I had never seen before. I always follow the rules
and don't cause any trouble or get too drunk. And if I had gotten kicked out for a
legitimate reason I wouldve left and not contested. But I mean I goto bars a lot and have
never gotten kicked out and always get along with the bouncers and bartenders. And I
understand that bouncing just like being a cop can be a rough job and there's reasons
they're not always nice people. So, I'm not saying bouncers are a**holes.
But anyhow, I still want to go back and I'm willing to put that night behind me even
though it kind of pissed me off because I was labeled as a "troublemaker" or "riff-raff"
when I'm not and wasn't doing anything wrong. So my question is from your experience
if you get kicked out of a bar for something like this is it just for the night or your not
allowed to come back?
Updates:
+1 y
I don't know who the manager was. I asked to speak to a manager and the bouncer basically
said "this time of night we are the management." And I wasn't trying to provoke a fight or
argument I just wanted to explain my side of the story. But once you been marked to get
kicked out, your considered a "threat". And I'm debating whether calling up and complaining
about this will make it a bigger deal then it has to be. I'm thinking about giving a few weeks
then just going back.
I suppose it's addicting, this knowledge that someone is coming back just
for you, that you hold the power to make their day by setting down their
usual before they even ask. But it’s even more of an opiate when you start
to feel the same way about them.
One night after I got off work, I reclined in the corner of the bar with a few
coworkers and a bottle of wine. As we bantered, I noticed a handsome
stranger nervously alight on a barstool and order a beer. "Bar four is hot," I
whispered to my friend (also my manager), who promptly snagged the
bartender and made him send Bar 4 a shot on me. I raised my wine glass,
prepared to "cheers" him from across the bar as soon as he looked up to
thank me. I waited, my glass growing heavy. I watched the shot,
untouched. He sipped his beer. He went to the bathroom. The shot began
to sweat, or maybe that was me—we were both feeling overtly ignored.
Friday rolled around again, and I was just about to sit down and pour
myself some wine when in he walked—Bar 4. He sat down, ordered a
beer, and this time, he struck up a conversation.
For the better part of a year, I had a fake date every Friday night with the
regular from upstairs. The last half hour of my shift, he would arrive and try
to score his favorite seat, right at the end of the bar where he knew I would
sit to eat my dinner and have a glass of wine. If I sat at a table, he would
join me. We laughed, we flirted, he occasionally brushed my arm or found
an excuse to lean in closer. But, in an entire year of fake dinner dates, the
man never once asked me out. Not once.
"My first bar gig in New York, I had a regular from Spain,” my friend Elijah
said, sipping his vermouth-heavy Manhattan. "She was always drawing in
her notebook at the bar, but she would never show me what she was
rabidly sketching. One night, my friend glanced over her shoulder and
realized she was drawing me! He came up to me and said, 'Dude, ask her
out!'" Elijah laughed. “She said yes to a beer. She was only in New York for
the summer finishing her degree. One night, I took her to DUMBO and we
went on the carousel. I took her hand and leaned over and kissed her. It
was crazy hot. We were both kind of drunk and started fooling around on
the subway on the way back—there was no one else on the train and so
we took it up to the next level. I won't lie, I'm a bit of an exhibitionist."
Images of Tom Cruise in Risky Businessbegan flashing in my brain as he
continued. "It got to the point where we'd have sex everywhere. She'd
wear a lot of skirts..." He trailed off, a gleam in his eye. "I was closing the
bar one night and, as we were about to leave, she turned off the lights and
said 'close the gate' before leading me back to the bar. My manager texted
me the next day and said, 'Yo, stick to the back left corner next time! Our
cameras work.' She moved at the end of the summer; the break up sex on
my roof was incredible."
Elijah's story was fresh in my mind when I went into work the next day and
found myself across the bar from one very hungover friend. I slid her an
iced Irish Coffee and asked, "Hey, got any 'and then I did the bartender'
stories?"
"Boy do I," Elizabeth laughed. "I mean, I definitely had sex in the
manager's office during the World Series. I was a patron and he was
working and we had a quickie during his shift." I resisted the urge to bust
out a home run joke.
"This was a guy that had also lifted me up on a dumpster one night after
closing the bar. It was hot. We were classy,” she said. “I used to be the
queen of bar bathroom hook ups. The absolute worst was coming out of
the bar in broad daylight in the East Village."
Elizabeth and I paused and looked at him with raised eyebrows. She
continued: "Being a bartender is flirtatious—I used to have regulars back
when I was in the industry and I'd always wonder what if. It's just a matter
of the moment being right: the stars align, there's a blizzard." She chewed
her straw. "A blizzard?" I asked. "I literally hooked up with a bartender and
cheated on my boyfriend because there was a blizzard and I couldn't catch
a cab,” she said.
"There was a time when I was cl-opening a bar in the city and living way
out in Brooklyn and I'd wait to see if any patrons had hotel room keys on
the bar—I just really didn't want to pay for cab fare," my friend Kristina
said, putting a saison in front of me. "But the real story, I suppose, is my
affair with a superhero." She whispered his name and I choked on my
beer. "It's actually an amazing story—his agent hooked him up with an
apartment next to my old bar. He'd feed me sushi and throw me around
because he's, well, a superhero. He was here shooting a series and he'd
come into the bar when I worked lunch and order wings and whatever IPA
I recommended. We loved each other's company but we initially said that
nothing could happen. I mean, he was married. Then we had too many
Yuzu Margaritas and he kissed me on the lobby couch—and he's a terrible
kisser. The superhero is a terrible kisser! But he's probably the hottest
thing I'll ever have sex with...getting thrown around by that man. Ooooo
lawd!" My eyes must have been as big as the superhero's resplendent
biceps, his prolific pectorals, his—we'll just leave it at that. She
sighed. "No one knew who he was when we were seeing each other. He's
too high profile now. I never gave him my number, but he always knew
where to find me. He'd call to make sure I was working."
"People fetishize you behind the bar, dude. You know it's true,” another
friend told me. “This beautiful woman I met at Imbibe Ball used to come
into my bar after we first met.” This particular friend happened to work at
one of the foremost cocktail bars in the country. "She would come in and
flirt like wild. One night she slid her panties over the bar while I was
working! Thank the lord my uniform involved something with pockets. We
had this intense, whirlwind romance. She moved, and the last time we had
goodbye sex I pulled a muscle in my arm. I had to wear a sling from break-
up sex!" He raised his Martinez, "I still have those panties in my closet."
My first bar gig in the city came with an interesting crew of regulars. They
would primarily congregate around the end of the downstairs bar, spilling
into the serving area where they were able to avoid the theater goers and
tourists who ran rampant in those parts. One particular regular happened
to not only be young, witty, single and attractive, but he also happened to
live right upstairs. It was fairly common knowledge that he'd already dated
one of the waitresses. He was a good-natured dude, easy going, and it
didn't hurt that he also had a ridiculously adorable dog.
I'm not entirely sure how it happened, but at one point in time, one of my
coworkers was carrying on simultaneous affairs with this upstairs dude
with the dog, her out of state ex-boyfriend and her live-in boyfriend. I
remember one particular New Year's Eve when all three of them happened
to be on different floors of the restaurant, seemingly oblivious to each other
while she swigged Jim Beam and hyperventilated in the keg room. She'd
done a pretty stellar job at keeping the affair upstairs a secret, until one
morning she stumbled out of his front door and ran directly into another co-
worker of ours who was headed in to work the lunch shift. The jig was up.
After she ended the fling, homeboy made a pass at me to which I replied,
"No thanks, man. You've already slept with too many of my friends." I
guess some of my other coworkers didn't share the same sentiment; there
were plenty more upstairs affairs.
As I was excavating the alcohol-soaked images of the past, I realized there
was one friend I had never really talked to about her now decade-old fling
with one of her regulars, who happened to be a detective for the NYPD.
Lucky for me, she was more than happy to fill me in. "The whole thing was
so weird, I was so afraid it would come back and my boss would find out,”
she said. “There was this super late night and he was super drunk and he
asked me out. I ran upstairs and asked my coworker, 'Didn't he just get
married? I can't do that!' And she said, 'Yes, you can, because he's not
anymore.' I guess he'd only been married about a month. Never really
asked him what happened. Anyway, I just always thought he flirted with
everyone. He was always telling me what a great cook he was."
"So what made you say 'OK,’” I asked. “I mean, I remember him being witty
and kind of hunky but wasn't he—” “Like, 10 years older?" She laughed
into the phone. "Yeah, he was. I think I was 26 and he was 36/37. I don't
know," she paused. "He was sweet and so I met him at a beer garden in
Queens. We wound up back at his place, which had no furniture except for
this super ugly orange couch—I mean, he'd just gotten divorced. After that,
we saw each other every weekend for about five months. Then I went to
Germany to study, and he kept threatening to show up and whisk me to
Belgium," she laughed. "And you know he was the kind of crazy who would
actually do that! After I got back, he went away on a trip to Paris. But the
bar was his first stop back after the airport. He rushed right in and kissed
me in front of my boss! I got the hot sweats for weeks but my boss never
said anything."
Of course, not all bartender-regular affairs end with one of the parties
permanently exiting the bar. There's nothing quite like walking into a room
and realizing one or more of the people bending their elbows at the bar
have seen you naked. Reinstating the equilibrium after doing the deed can
be tricky. But hey, maybe you should've thought about that before you
gave into temptation while serving that Happy Hour hottie her usual.
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There are those nights when you truly just want to grab a beer (or seven), hang out with your friends, and
complain about work. But then there are the other nights when you use up all your hair gel, iron your jeans,
and truly just want to get laid. Once you spot a girl at the bar and reel her in with your subtle-yet-strong eye
contact, you’ve began a modern day phenomenon known by scientists as the bar relationship. It can either
either end right at that very bar or it can actually progress into a full-fledged committed relationship.
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7 Flirtatious relationship
You say something insanely witty, she says something sexual back, and before you know it conversation is
flying back and forth faster than the girl can keep adding her drinks to your tab. Either she signals her friends
with a loud sneeze, gives you a phone number that starts with 1-800, and starts talking to another guy at the
bar.
3 A weekend fling
Neither of you want to get out of bed when you wake up in the morning. You bring up a funny story from last
night, she shows you a weird shaped bruise she got when you couldn’t hold her up against the wall
anymore.You spend the next two days tangled up in sheets sharing your life dreams, confessing your
biggest fears, and coming up with a quality safe word. Either she takes the confessions too far and admits
she was technically born a man.
2 Booty call
You can’t always recall where she’s from or what exactly she does for a living, but you do remember that
she can do it in handstand position. Over the next month or so you call each other when either person is
horny, lonely, and/or bored. Either you start to develop a strange rash that she explains away by saying that
it will come and go for the rest of your life.
1 A serious relationship
Not only is she a cirque du soleil alum in bed, but you actually enjoy spending time with her doing other
things like eating out at restaurants and holding hands in public. You’re just dying to meet her parents and
you don’t get so angry anymore when she calls you by a cutesy nickname. Either this ends in a horrific
break-up scene where the neighbors call the cops or you get married and entertain yourself for the next 50
years telling everyone that your wife was supposed to only be a one-night stand.
1
Practice good hygiene and grooming. Present your most attractive self by practicing
good hygiene and grooming. Take a hot shower, style your hair, trim your beard or
shave (if necessary), and put on cologne. Try not to throw on too much cologne, as the
overwhelming smell may turn off potential dates at the bar.
2.
2
Choose a bar that will have a higher likelihood of single women. You may want to
be strategic when selecting a bar to meet single women, as not all bars are created
equal in terms of having a high number of single women. The atmosphere of a bar over
a club or a lounge is often more conducive to meeting single people, with its casual
environment and cheaper drink prices. There are three primary types of bars:[1]
Neighborhood bars: This is your local pub or sports bar, with a gang of regulars and
familiar faces. While these bars may be fun to go to with close friends every weekend,
they may not be the ideal spot to pick up girls. If you go to your neighborhood bar often,
you will likely know everyone who frequents the bar and are not as likely to meet new
single women in this type of venue.
Popular bars: These bars are known hang out spots in the downtown area of your town
or city, or franchise pubs that are often packed on the weekends. While these bars are
often crowded with people, new and familiar, it may be more difficult to get a girl’s
attention in this environment, especially in a large crowd.
Dive bars: These bars are considered a little seedy or dank, with cheap drink specials
and a casual atmosphere. You may find that dive bars are one of the best settings to
meet single women, as the people in the bar are likely less image conscious and are
accustomed to the bar scene.
3.
3
Ask friends where they go to pick up girls. You can also reach out to friends who are
single and often go out to pick up girls or friends who are in the know. Ask them which
bars they prefer and if any particular nights are popular, such as Ladies’ Night or
Single’s Night at a certain night spot.
You can also try searching online reviews of certain bars or pubs to determine if they are
good spots to meet single women. Read the reviews of a bar before you go, as it may tip
you off as to if you are walking into a prime hook up spot.
4.
4
Wear clothing that will fit the atmosphere of the bar.You should dress according to
the setting. Choose a more relaxed outfit, like a clean t-shirt and jeans, if you are going
to a dive bar or a neighborhood bar. You may decide to get a bit more dressed up if you
are going to a popular bar, such as a collared shirt and slacks.
5.
5
Invite a few friends to support you. Reach out to one or two friends who are willing to
act as wingmen for you at the bar. Choose friends who are confident and have had
success with girls in the past, or a few single friends who are also interested in meeting
single women.
Try not to go out with a big group of friends or a pack of other guys, as this can
overwhelm potential dates and make it difficult to focus on the single girls in the room.
Part2
Getting a Girl’s Attention
1.
1
Make eye contact with her. Once you notice a girl you are attracted to or interested in,
you should make fleeting eye contact with her. Avoid staring or leering at her. Instead,
glance at her periodically and smile at her. If she returns your glances and smiles, she
may also be interested in you.[2]
You should also display open body language to show her you are engaged in her. Keep
your hands relaxed at your sides or casually holding a drink, with your body facing
towards her and your head facing her direction.
2.
2
Buy her a drink, and her friends a drink. Really get her attention by sending over a
few drinks to her table or offering to pay for her drink at the bar. Look at what she is
already drinking before you order something and ask the bartender what she is drinking.
You should then order her the same thing or something similar.[3]
Offering her friends drinks as well will show her that you can be considerate of her
company and are not trying to impress just her. Buying her friends a drink, as well as
her, will also appear non threatening and friendly.
Remember that a girl does not owe you any of her attention just because you bought a
drink. Buy her a drink as a friendly way to notify her of your presence, but not as an
excuse to aggressively pursue her or push yourself on her.
3.
3
Gather up the courage to introduce yourself. If she accepts your drink, you can take
this as a sign that she is open to engaging with you. Take a deep breath and gather up
the courage to walk over and say “hi” to her. Tell her your name and ask her about
herself. Be relaxed and casual in your introduction, using open and non-threatening
body language.[4]
Maintain eye contact when you speak to her and do not shy away from talking to her
friends, as well. Show her that you can handle talking to her friends and be personable
as you speak to them. But keep your primary focus on her, using small talk like “What do
you do?” or “I love this song, do you like this band?”
Early compliments about her physical appearance are risky, unless she's obviously into
you. Get in her good graces first by showing enthusiasm for her hobbies, interests or
other topics that come up in conversation.
Part3
Closing in on the Hook Up
1.
1
Offer to play pool or throw darts with her. Suggest that you do a fun activity together,
like play pool or throw darts. If the bar has arcade games, challenge her to a game.
Doing a fun activity together can help to break the ice and allow you both to relax and
enjoy each other’s company.[5]
She may prefer to sit and talk with you over a few more drinks, rather than play a game
or do an activity. You may suggest a fun drinking game you can play, your friends, and
her friends together. This can be a fun way to get to know each other and have fun in a
comfortable, casual way.
2.
2
Encourage open and casual conversation. As the night goes on, you should focus on
talking to the girl you are interested in. This may mean staying close to her and making
jokes to keep the mood light or maintaining fun, light banter while you both play a game
or have more drinks.[6]
In the opening conversation, follow up on her statements with open ended questions,
such as "Oh, you're a football fan. What's your favorite team?" or "What are you studying
at college?" If she stick around and continues to pay attention to you, keep the banter
light and quick instead. "Enjoying your night?" leads to more flirtation than an interview
about her travel history.
3.
3
Determine if she is single and interested. By this point you probably already know
whether she's interested, but asking whether she's single is an obvious signal that you
want to take things further. If she says no or seems uncomfortable, the two of you aren't
on the same page.
You can also try to read her body language throughout the night to get a sense of her
intentions. Notice if she maintains eye contact with you, laughs at your jokes, and
displays open body language, with her body relaxed and turned towards you.
4.
4
Make a move and gauge her reaction. Once you feel confident that she is single and
possibly interested, you may make a move. The type of move you make will depend on
your intentions. If you are looking for a casual hook up, you may mention that your place
is close by or that you both could have a drink at your place to cap off the night. This is a
clear hint that you are making a move.[7] If you're looking for a date — or you suspect
she won't be into the one night stand — hand her your phone and say "Why don't you
put your number in there?"
You can become more physically intimate with her by placing your hand on her waist or
touching her hair or face. Only do this if she seems interested in you and she displays
open body language, where she appears into touching and becoming more intimate in
public.
If she says no or appears uncomfortable by your hook up suggestion, back off and
apologize. Tell her that you misread her intentions and respect her decision. Never try to
force yourself on a girl or convince her to come home with you.
5.
5
Use protection if the hook up occurs. If you are successful and you hook up with her,
you should always use protection. Put on a condom before you have sex and ask her if
she is on birth control. Make sure you are safe with any type of sexual contact, as you
want to ensure you both have fun and do not have any regrets the next morning.
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1. ↑ http://www.girlschase.com/content/how-pick-girls-bars-and-clubs
2. ↑ https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/how-to-flirt-with-women-dating-tips
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Tinder has changed the dating scene forever. Once upon a time
we'd all have to go out to sweaty clubs and shout at girls to get a
date, and now it's as easy as swiping right and sending a couple
of emojis. The art has been lost, but it's still just as important as
ever. Girls still go to bars, and when you're out on the town,
there's still plenty of opportunities. You just need to know what to
do - which is where this ultimate guide comes in...
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BassDrive
The only word of advice I can give in this scenario is to not make hooking up the objective when
you go out as you subconsciously can come off looking thirsty to any potential woman.
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Bossdon247
so if i go out alone what are some tips to get a hookup without looking thirst?
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Bossdon247
l, the good news is you live in NYC and there are girls at basically every bar in the city every single
night. There's no magic place for this. Just pick one where you feel comfortable and be yourself
and see what happens. Really, though, just get to swiping o
i try / tried the tinder thing during weekdays but it just adds to the depression, in a week i'll get
like 4-5 matches, 3 wont write back, the other 2 will write back for a few then nothing. in the end it
all leads to nothing and im back at square 1. Any tips?
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LouisSeize
I can say that this isn't the sort of place and introvert walks into alone. This sort of a lions den in
there and will peak social anxiety. Cudos to you. If you enter and succeed here alone, but this
establishment is sorta wingman necessary. I've gone here with a former lover looking to spice up
our sex life with another lady, and no such luck. It's huge with tons of people from all walks of life
here.
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Bossdon247
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parkerpyne
I suggest you rather hang out at your local watering hole and make yourself a regular there. This
won't instantly hook you up with anyone but down the road it might. Just hang out at the bar and
be ready to talk with everyone.
I advise against going to some bar that is allegedly good for hookups. It's going to be full of frat
bros and will ultimately leave you more frustrated than before.
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sokpuppet1
If you're very introverted and have social anxiety the issue isn't with the bar you choose to go to.
No bar will solve that problem. It's not like theres a bar where desperate women go to meet guys
who are scared to talk to them.
A therapist might help, or a psychiatrist who can proscribe anxiety medication.
I'll echo others here--use dating apps to break the ice. For some it's easier to ease into
conversation if there's some textual interaction first. Also, hooking up should not be the goal.
Meeting should be the goal. Gotta walk before you can run.
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Vucinic9
Damn bro he just asked for some good bars to go to, not for a random nigga on reddit to evalute
his life and tell him to go to a therapist lol
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Bossdon247
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redhotbellpepper
Whenever I've had a hook up, it's been completely random and unplanned. Don't plan it. Let
nature take it's course, use that beautiful charm you may or may not have, and throw yourself out
into the world.
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SlowerEastSide
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HadyHeron
Nice explanation.
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bluechipmonk
This advice is if you don't want to go to bars. Like /u/CHlVE said just go to Union sq, Washington
Sq, and all those parks and sit down next to some girl/girls. Then just start chatting, ask if they are
tourist or student and where they are from etc. If you see some cutie walking, just smile and
approach and say "hey can ask you something? I just wanted to say you're super cute and do you
have boyfriend? are you busy? let's go have a drink or can I have your number then?".. you can
drink a little to feel a bit more confident before approaching. I recently came from Japan and
Korea and I saw guys just boldly approaching girls on the streets. I usually never see that in NYC
though which is strange.
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CHlVE
Wait you saw guys approaching in Japan and Korea?? Time to re-learn everything I thought I knew
about those places haha. Yeah from my experience I have not seen 1 person doing approaches in
NYC at all, like ever. Really weird tbh but since I don't necessarily look for it maybe it goes
unnoticed. You know what now that I think about it, in contrast to America as a whole Japan and
South Korea's youth spend more time online on average than people in the US so maybe the
whole 'pick up/self development' audience is bigger there just because of the sheer volume of
users. Also not to mention that in Korea specifically the country is more urban on average too
compared to the US so there are less small suburbs/natural friend circles people meet in as
opposed to here. Idk, very interesting though because from what I've heard anyway about JA and
SK it's more socially conditioned there, it could be that tourist areas like Tokyo or Seoul are
different though which is true for the US as well
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flowerb0mbs
Just be friendly. Easier said than done, sure, but you probably just need practice. Try going out for
happy hour on a weekday once in a while too. A good bartender will happily chat with a lone
customer (unless it's packed/loud). Make conversation with other people seated at the bar. Talk to
everyone you can, get comfortable, and then talk to girls. Go back to the same bar if you like the
vibe or bartender; try a different one if you don't.
A person probably isn't going to go home with you unless you can build a rapport with them.
How "creepy" you seem is generally negatively correlated with how attractive a person finds you.
Don't take it to heart -- even [insert beautiful celebrity here] is unattractive to someone. (And girls
aren't wild animals; you can talk to them without scaring them away.)
Also, don't just go to bars, try going to EVENTS. Whatever you're into or want to check out, the
city has so.many.events. including mixers for single people. Find them on Facebook, on apps,
online.
As far as dating apps go, Tinder is old news. Try happn, Hinge, CoffeeMeetsBagel, or Bumble.
Learn how to carry a conversation, be interested in the person you're talking to, and be
interesting. (Maybe check r/OnlineDating and r/dating_advice.)
edit: fixed link
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LouisSeize
As far as dating apps go, Tinder is old news. Try happn, Hinge, CoffeeMeetsBagel, or Bumble.
That depends. OP is looking to get laid. His ideal app is the straight equivalent of Grindr. Which
would you recommend him?
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Vucinic9
I'm in the same boat as you, all my friends got new jobs and are busy all the time now, I dont have
social anxiety and am very extroverted especially when I'm out, but haven't really gone out for
weeks now, what part of the city u lookin for?
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CHlVE
I would just go to places like Washington Sq, Central and Bryant park and talk to girls there
durring the daytime. There's a few yt channels that helped me out with this too such as RSDTyler.
Make the objective to just have a good time. Be more social and you'll be good in a few months.
Nobody is going to care if you go up to some cute girl and talk to them, and chances are if you
make her smile you'll be a positive influence on thier day that they probably are bored of
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The New York Times recently wrote a piece on how to get and keep a
bartender’s attention. In it, Alan Yuhas advises on the myriad ways to
endear a bartender to your particular plight of needing social lubricant,
with tips that range from not pulling dick behavior like expecting free
drinks, waving around a $20 to get faster attention, or ordering labor-
intensive cocktails (mojitos, anyone?) when the bar customers are
packed like sardines.
Yuhas deduces from talking to seasoned bartenders that the crux of this
art form is actually pretty simple: It’s just being a friendly person. Pitch in
if the bar is littered with empty glasses, a bartender tells him. Make
conversation, but don’t treat the bartender like a therapist, another
suggests. Tip well — that means, bare minimum, $1 for a beer or wine;
$2 for a cocktail.
In order to get the primo service at your local watering hole, you must
adopt the bulletproof low-maintenance of someone who needs little,
understands the natural order of things, and respects the vibe. So we
asked a few bartenders to elaborate precisely on what makes a good
regular at a bar, and the dos and don’ts that are typical of all great
repeat customers.
That said, how you order is also a clear tell on whether you’re worthy of
regular status. “Pro drinkers know what they want, wait patiently and
have their payment method ready,” Bell says.
“We’re loud, so there’s not a lot of the typical small talk that
neighborhood bars have,” he adds. But regulars know what not to do
when ordering. That includes what Bell describes as “obvious
amateurish behavior” like “waving cash, ordering drinks and turning
around to talk to someone, not knowing what you want when the bar is
busy, wet bills, and asking for drinks to be strong, and saying you’re
going to ‘hook them up’ with a tip at the end of the night.”
“Not hitting on me when I’m clearly not interested transports you from ‘a
guy who sits at my bar all the time’ to a regular,” Hamilton says.
“Regulars either know me well enough to know I’m not interested, or
know enough about bars in general to not ask me out.”
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