TSM, aka "Tribe of Silver Monkeys," is a team in Riot Games' Minor League that is

often ridiculed for being washed-up and having an owner that looks like Wukong. It
is specifically known for its obnoxious fanbase and mind-numbing throws.
I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super
adorable. you don�t know me at all and i know it�s kinda weird. I just thought
maybe it�d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you�re
straight. I�m a boy that�s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn�t a troll. again, I
know it�s really random and weird. I�m sorry. It would just be a fun online
relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and
support you and just be here
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out
of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up.
You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop
accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for
specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your
septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive
with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop
accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop
accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window.
The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the
workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks
over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop
accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your
legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million
viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the
vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is
deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your
butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop
accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle
of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates.
4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your
city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no
longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is
reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer
alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail
remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can
no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
James. We've had issues with James at previous events. Some Valve people lobbied
to bring him back for Shanghai, feeling that he deserved another chance. That was a
mistake. James is an ass, and we won't be working with him again.
Hey QT, my family just got back from Hawaii. We noticed this obese life form
washed up on shore. We walked over to see what could possibly be that washed up. My
brother poked it with a stick and it twitched and said "wow that actually fuckin
killed me" wonder what it could be?
apology for poor english. when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home
eating smegma butter when pjotr ring. �john is kill� �no�