© League Champ (Playoffs) • ② Runner-Up (Playoffs) • ® Season Title (Record) • ℗ Points Title

2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 TOTAL RECORD TROPHY CASE
(WIN PCT)

Aaron Witmer 6-10 9-7 10-6 ® 6-10 7-9 ② 11-5 © 10-6 59-53 (.527) Champion (2017),
Runner Up (2016),
Season Title (2014)

Alex Witmer 6-10 8-8 ② 7-9 ② 10-6 5-11 9-7 9-7 54-58 (.482) 2-Time Runner Up
(2013, 2014)

Andrew Davidson 10-6 ® ℗ 9-7 — — — — — 19-13 (.594) Points Title (2012),

Runner Up (2012)

Anthony Sandvig 8-8 10-6 © 5-11 8-8 © 9-7 7-9 7-9 54-58 (.482) 2-Time Champion
(commissioner) (2013, 2015)

Andrew Smith 8-8 4-12 9-7 11-5 ® 7-9 9-7 9-7 57-55 (.509) Season Title (2015)

Austin Witmer — — 8-8 ℗ 10-6 10-6 6-10 6-10 40-40 (.500) Points Title (2014)

Chris Reinhart 10-6 ② 5-11 9-7 7-9 9-7 — — 40-40 (.500) Runner Up (2012)

Cory Rogers 6-10 6-10 — — — — — 12-20 (.375) —

Danny Zach — — — — 6-10 6-10 7-9 19-29 (.396) —

Derek Christoffel 8-8 12-4 ® 9-7 11-5 ℗ ② 4-12 6-10 6-10 56-56 (.500) Season Title (2013),
Points Title (2015),
Runner Up (2015)

Josh Egan 8-8 6-10 — — — — — 14-18 (.438) —

Kelly Polacek — — — — — 6-10 11-5 ® ② 17-15 (.531) Season Title (2018),

Runner Up (2018)

Luke Sachau — — 4-12 6-10 8-8 8-8 5-11 31-49 (.388) —

Mikey Brauer 10-6 © 11-5 ℗ 9-7 8-8 15-1 © ® ℗ 12-4 ® ℗ ② 10-6 © ℗ 75-37 (.670) 3-Time Champion
(2012, 2016, 2018)
Runner Up (2017)
4 Points Titles,
2 Season Titles

Rob LaTourelle — — 8-8 © 3-13 — — — 11-24 (.344) —

HIGHLIGHTS: The HIGHLIGHTS: HIGHLIGHTS: Any HIGHLIGHTS: HIGHLIGHTS: HIGHLIGHTS: HIGHLIGHTS: WHAT TO WATCH IN 2019: What will
inaugural season Simply put … in time you start to get Hello, parody. Fueled by a team of Aaron exacts his Kelly’s Panty happen in 2019? No one knows, but for
sets the tone for 2014, we witness cocky in this Andrew storms Cheaters (Ball revenge, knocking Pirates complete the first time in league history, we head
what this league the most league, remember through an Flattener Tom off Mikey in a the most into a third consecutive season with the
would become — a phenomenal good ol’ Rob impressive Brady and Pot championship game astounding same 10 people — which is quite an
glorious, shit-talking postseason run in LaTourelle — who campaign and Head Le’Veon Bell), rematch from the turnaround in accomplishment. This will also be the first
Coliseum league history. Not half-assed his way becomes our Mikey rattles off an year before. Andrew league history, year with our auction waiver wire system,
where anyone can only does Anthony through an entire league’s fourth unprecedented 14 & Austin threaten in literally going from which carries over the “auction spirit” that
win on any given run roughshod over season, slipped into different regular victories in a row. the points race, as worst to first in the makes the draft so great. Everyone gets a
day. On the last day everyone else in the playoffs as an 8 season title winner Meanwhile, DC’s usual. DC’s top season standings. fresh $100 to spend, but here’s some
of the regular playoffs — he does seed and then in as many years … bold “Rookie Draft” running back gets The regular season friendly advice: Don’t shoot your wad too
season in 2012, 6 it by posting the finally decided to only to be upset in strategy — which hurt, as usual. Luke comes down to a early. Other intriguing storylines to watch:
teams were still in two highest point start trying. He won. the playoffs by last landed him Todd starts off 8-3 but tiebreaker with 1) Will this be the first year that we have a
the running for the totals in league And oh yeah … it seed Anthony, who Gurley and a points drops five in a row Aaron in an intense “Witmer Bowl” title bout? According to
season title & top history. In back-to- was his first season becomes the title the year before after Zeke gets head-to-head, our resident draft guru Andrew Kiper, Jr.,
playoff seed. Kudos back weeks, no in the league. second straight #8 — bites him in the suspended. Kelly week-by-week all 3 Witmers had a strong performance in
to the original 10 less! (See league That’s right, Rob seed to win the @$$ and he drops Polacek’s Panty overtime challenge the auction draft; so time will tell … 2)
players for agreeing records). Think was one of three championship — his first six games. Pirates join the fray, that keeps all of us Was Kamara really worth $77, Dibbles?
to an auction draft about how amazing rookies replacing and he does it over That’s what and rattle off 3 wins glued to the group 3) Will punters finally matter after our
concept in the first this two-week Cory, AD & Egan points winner DC in happens when you in the last 4 weeks. text chain. The key beloved Commish’s scoring tweaks. … 4)
place. Genius. stretch is. Or don’t. (who I guess moved the final matchup. like ‘em young, DC. Little did anyone to Kelly’s DC made a bold move and kept James
Highlight of the I don’t care. How on to bigger and Chalk up two It didn’t help that know, it was a sign turnaround? He Conner for $1 instead of Mahomes for $2.
season: Aaron does he do it? better things???). trophies in 3 years virtually his entire of things to come … keeps 10 of the Will he be able to overcome the Realtree
Witmer spending Some say it’s Josh Fellow rookie Austin for the Commish … lineup was injured. original players he Running Back injury curse? 5) Will Danny
$92 on Aaron Gordon and Jamaal Witmer also Also of note: Rob The league also drafts (no one else feel the hangover of his drunken draft
Rodgers … who Charles. I happen crashed onto the gets exposed for welcomes Danny keeps more than 5 night strategy — or was blowing his load
proceeds to guide to think it was his scene by totaling the lackadaisical Zach, who adds throughout the early on a top-tier receiving corps really a
“A-Train” to a last- X-Rated Team 1,600+ points. I’d Fantasy player he instant credibility season — shoutout stroke of genius? 6) Will Zeke & Gordon
place Name and Logo. mention the third truly is. Many but battles injuries to Jester DC for play? Anthony & Danny sure hope so. 7)
finish. Whatever the case, new guy, but he weeks, he doesn’t of his own (from finding that stat). Can Kelly repeat his regular season title
Sandy Vagina finished last. His even bother to “Golden Tate Although Polacek’s after a solid draft? 8) Can Mikey win a 4th
certainly makes name rhymes with update his lineups, Warriors” to Pirates don’t enjoy straight points title? Make a 4th straight
history. Taco. Meanwhile, en route to the “Golden Tate-Less changing their title game appearance? 9) Will Robert
Alex must begin to worst season in Warriors” — a Panties much … Kraft’s Happy Endings turn their “best
wonder if he’s league history. “Bye classic name they’ll have to team name” into an actual best team? 10)
cursed … two Week Rob” doesn’t change. Right up remember a fresh Andrew is the most accomplished player
straight title game return. there with DC’s pair for the playoffs with the best record (57 career wins) to
appearances, two “Broken Johnson”. next time after they never make a title game. And his team is
straight See 2017.) poop themselves in loaded this year (Rodgers + one of the
heartbreaking the championship best WR corps). Can he shed his playoff
losses. Maybe he match against curse? A team name change wouldn’t
should have traded Mikey’s Tight-E hurt … just saying … Good luck to all!
more???? Whities (a game
forever known as
the Underpants
Bowl). Side note:
This is the highest
scoring season in
league history (the
top six points
finishers now hold
the Top six spots all
time: Mikey /
Aaron / Kelly /
Andrew / Alex /
Danny).