Breathing Corpses - Laura Wade

Scene 1
Amy:
Oh god, sorry.
Right.
God not again.
You’re supposed to put the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign on. Then I wouldn’t
come barging in.
Ok
Ok
Yep,
Shit
Sorry, sorry
I’m ok
Just - You’re dead and I’m going to get sacked I think, so - not very -
not very good, is it?
Talking to you.
That’s new.
I’ll go down and tell them in a minute.
Probably think I’m joking this time.
You know you look - I bet you were lovely.
I bet you were really - really kind.
Not a person I’d really talk to but. But you look lovely.
Don’t fancy you or anything, you’re a bit old for me.
Probably got kids my age.
I think I’ll get the boot this time.
They won’t think I did it, not real -
Although I did get questioned last time cause they found my finger
prints on the bottle next to the bed
Got in trouble for what was it.. Disturbing a crime scene.
Manager says I’m the angel of death.
Don’t know why it’s always me.
I mean, I do - I do think there’s something wrong with me, there must -
Why can’t the thing that makes me different be a nice thing?
Special cause I’m.. I don’t know, pretty or something.
Something people’d want to look after.
Stupid cow.