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The Queen’s Team and the People’s Team continued wrestling with their beavers till finally
the two teams collapsed in a sooty muddle, with Tyler on his back, snoring in the middle.
Everything and everyone around her, from the frogg grass, to the putting green, to the Bush,
and all the way past the Glaring Hole to the far horizon was flooded in darkness.
Alice alone was not enveloped in the still softly descending black pall of pepper.
Then, up rushed Henderson to prod, nudge and pull the muddled players apart, who dog-
tired, began to brush the pepper from their hair, as more falling pepper replaced it.
Consumed with joy, Henderson seized the foremost player by both hands, which he clasped
together in his own, and began vigorously to pump while addressing the whole half-aroused
frog-faced muddle of The Queen’s Team and the exhausted faces of the Peoples’ Team.
“Basically, congratulations, folks!” shouted Henderson, who, like Alice herself, was
unaffected by the still descending pepper, for none of the black stuff had stuck to him, either.
Then the Earth began to shake. The players cringed, but not Henderson, who fixed his eyes
on the distant Clock Tower, as if expectant. Crash! Boom! Thunder came rolling in toward
the Golf Green from all directions, for the storm wasn’t over. The turf trembled fearfully
under Alice’s feet. On the far edge of the storm front, Alice thought she saw an Egg bobble.
Coal black clouds piled and billowed overhead as lightning fissured the sky. Thunder claps
mounted in volume and violence, at last to resonate in the loud expectoration of a giant
collective SNEEZE …. Sah! Sah! Sah! Seshun!
“Gezundheit!” thought Alice desperately, but it was too late to say it.
After a while the noise seemed gradually to die away, till all was dead silence. Alice lifted up
her head in some alarm as Law Professor and Golf Pro, Stephen Allan Scott, came striding
toward her out of the gloom.
Scott’s golf attire was immaculate; he shone like a headlight emerging from a tunnel.
“Why!” cried Alice, wary and surprised, “There isn’t a speck of it on you, either!” She meant
the awful twinkling substance that had blackened the whole of Referendumland.
“And none on you,” rejoined the Law Professor. How are you doing it?
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