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 Liber Covfefe
The Grimoire
of the Thoughtless

Reconstructed from various fragments compiled by

the archivers of the Eyogrisoth Lodge of Discordian
Sages
and translated from Atlantean Ouranic
by
Luis G. Abbadie
May 30 – June 2, 2017

Ars Necronomica Press

2017

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Liber Covfefe: The Grimoire of the Thoughtless
Compiled from various sources
al-azrad.blogspot.com
www.facebook.com/luisgabbadie/

This Liber is Copyleft Ars Necronomica Press 2017

All contents belong to their respective creators, credited

on each item and listed at the end, from whose Facebook
posts they were respectfully snatched
All Rites Reversed (backwards and upside down)
No Hypersigils were spared in the crafting of this Liber

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“And taketh the best candle, really the best, the greatest...
and place it into the biggest cauldron, and do a great job.
Make R'lyeh Great Again!”
Ben Stimpson

“How easily they get you to dance...smoke and mirrors.”

S.M.

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 THE COVFEFE EGREGORE

Covfefe - A New Aeon egregore, aspects; (earth, fire, and

plasma), north & east, appears frequently as an orange
tufted serpent with the head of a 5-horned goat, though
may take any form wished; hermaphroditic.
Presides over civil unrest, new media, memes.
May be ritually conjoined in sexual congress with
Baphomet to perform a marriage of Old and New Aeon
Ceremonial Magick, favors quarters, orange peels, and dirt
weed purchased from unknown dealers off the street in
sketchy neighborhoods.

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 COVFEFE INVOKING SCENT
FORMULA

The Covfefe invoking scent is prepared through the

following mixture, which makes no sense from human
standards or otherwise:

Orange marshmallow cream

bitter lemon
black pepper
orange carnation
gin

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

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 COVFEFE IN DEMONOLOGY

Covfefe has been identified as a form of the demon

Wamidal, described in the Compendium rarissimum totius
Artis Magicae sistematisatae per celeberrimos Artis hujus
Magistros (1775). The rare grimoire describes him as a
Demon who shall appear when summoned through the
repeated writing of his name.

The Booke of Pesice st tes th t the demon‟s n me

produces irrational, uncontrolled laughter in sensitive
individu s; those who v in y sought the O b of T‟kketh in
the Benghazi desert were also victims of this unnatural,
loathsome ailment throughout the centuries :

“„Covfefe‟. Destined to be the next „wo d‟ that elicits

giggles when mentioned. Like „Bengh zi‟.”

Duane Pesice

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Covfefe as portrayed in the Compendium rarissimum
totius Artis Magicae sistematisatae per celeberrimos Artis
hujus Magistros (1775).

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 THE SIGIL OF COVFEFE

The Sigil of Covfefe is as follows, and he can be invoked

through its appropriate use, but particularly as part of the
Grand Ritual, as will be explained in the following pages.

Sigil of Covfefe

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 GEMATRICAL ANALYSIS
OF COVFEFE

COVFEFE
3+70+5+80++5+80+5=248

MemHayReshBetAleph --- (808 w/f); pr.n. "Father of

a Multitude", Abraham. (see also Abram --- 243).

LamedAlephYodReshVauAleph --- pr.n. "Light of God".

MemVauReshBet --- (808 w/f); variegated cloths; damask.

VauHayYodReshKafZain --- (242, 227); pr.n. "Yah is

Mindful".

ReshMemChet --- to be hot, to burn;to be red; to boil,

ferment, to foam, to bubble, swell, rise in heaps; to be in a
ferment; to yearn; rumbling in the bowels; to be red; to
cover with bitumen, to pitch; to bear. to carry, to toil; to
collect; ass; bitumen, pitch; something fermented, wine;
clay, loam, potter's earth, mortar, cement, mire, mud; a
boiling, foaming; a heap; a homer (dry measure).

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MemReshChet --- (808 w/f); to shut in, enclose; a net; to
consign; to break off; cut off; shortened; flat-nosed, to be
high; a curse, destruction.

HayReshGimelMem --- a saw.

ReshChetMem --- to buy or sell.

--- to glow, to shine or dawn.
--- dawn or morrow, tomorrow; after time, hereafter.

ChetReshMem --- to rub or bruise; to rub over or lay on

(as a poultice of liniment).

Robert Canuti

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 THE INVOCATION OF SCIRLIN

HELON ✠, TAUL ✠, VARF ✠, PAN ✠, HEON ✠,

HOMONOREUM ✠, CLEMIALH ✠, SERUGEATH ✠,
AGLA ✠, TETRAGRAMMATON ✠, CASOLY ✠,
COVFEFE

John Birkel

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 THE CHANT OF OBNUBILATION

EFEFVOC EEHT NOMMUS I

Michael Martin

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 THE AKLO VERSE

Ph‟ng ui mg w‟n fh Covfefe T‟kketh wg h‟n g fht gn.

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 THE SONG OF THE ORANGE KING

Along the shore the cloud waves break,

The twin suns sink beneath the lake,
The shadows lengthen
In Covfefe.

Strange is the night where black stars rise,

And strange moons circle through the skies
But stranger still is
Lost Covfefe.

Songs that the Hyades shall sing,

Where flap the tatters of the King,
Must die unheard in
Dim Covfefe.

Song of my soul, my voice is dead;

Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Covfefe.

Don Webb

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 THE PROPHECY

The Ancient Masters of Covfefe have risen from their

thousand year slumber. Covfefe the Strong and the Wizard
Covfefe were the orange avatars who must battle until
their common essence is fused in Obnubilation. „Tis
w itten th t they sh ise g in when the O b of T‟kketh
is once more found within the Atlantean Temple where it
has lain for millennia, beneath the sands of Benghazi.
Then, when the Orange King has traced the Sigil
of Covfefe 248 times, he shall be drained by Covfefe, all
the worldly power previously granted to him utterly lost,
his wall shall crumble before it is ever completed. And the
Mi-Go shall seek to take away his followers, and find
them wanting, with nothing to be taken…
(The remaining text is missing)

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 APPENDIX:
PROLEGOMENA

Anagrammatic encoded sigil, assumed to be gibberish,

being virally spread?
I‟d do that, if I could.
Speculation about what Trump had tweeted — and
why — consumed hours of cable TV news chatter for the
day, creating a brief distraction for the president from
criticism over the federal investigation into Trump's
connections to Russia and his imminent decision on
whether to withdraw from the Paris climate accord. Many
critics on Twitter suggested that distraction is exactly what
Trump hoped to achieve.
By late afternoon, "Covfefe" had been used more
than 1.37 million times on Twitter, Facebook and
Instagram, according to analysis for the Los Angeles
Times by Brandwatch, a social media analytics firm.”

Josh Horton

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 BIBLIOGRAPHY & SOURCES

(Yeah I swiped your stuff guys, don’t hex me)

John Birkel
Don Webb
Will Millar
Robert Canuti
Duane Pesice
Ben Stimpson
Josh Horton
Michael Martin
CMG (Chaos Magick Group)
Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
et al.

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 This Liber was digitalized in the workshops of Ars
Necronomica Press on June 6th, 2017 under the auspices
of Our Lady Eris.
All Hail Discordia.

Easy Reader says:

“This Liber is e sy to e d!”

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 AND NOW
THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD

BECOME A
LIVING COVFEFE

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