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Item #: SCP-1632
SCP-1632 will assist its client(s) with the various legal processes of obtaining a
divorce from a spouse. SCP-1632 does not appear in the vicinity of Foundation
employees or recording equipment, making surveillance of its appearance difficult.
Clients of SCP-1632 report its service to be helpful and inexpensive. Attempts to
transfer a client from SCP-1632's involvement to a Foundation appointed lawyer
result in the client's dissatisfaction with the new lawyer, and request that SCP-
1632 be brought back to the case. Administration of Class-A Amnestics to clients
have proven successful in halting SCP-1632 cases.
When a divorce case is finished, SCP-1632, its client and the client's former
spouse will disappear. After a few hours, an instance of SCP-1632-1 will appear
where the client was. SCP-1632-1 refers to a biological entity that consists of a
SCP-1632 client and the client's former spouse physically fused together. SCP-1632-
1 instances are usually found wrapped in white cloth, for an unknown purpose. SCP-
1632-1 instances tend to be radically different in the method of fusion, ranging
from both partners becoming fused at the pelvis region, to appearing as a mass of
non-discernible tissue. However, nervous and respiratory systems are not modified,
allowing both partners to utilize cognitive functions and vocalize respectively.
All attempts at surgical separation, even when the procedure itself is relatively
harmless, have been met with failure.
Interviewed: SCP-1632-1
Junior Researcher Winger: Could you tell me the events that led to your
current�.condition?
SCP-1632-1B: Strange names you people use around here. Anyway, Xing was really
helpful with all of the legal jargon. I could tell he never approved of what he
did, but money is money, I guess.
SCP-1632-1B: Alright then. After about two weeks after all of the papers were
submitted, I woke up in this strange place, in my wedding dress. It was like a
chapel. But it wasn't just a chapel, it was THE chapel, you know? Like, the floor
was alive and breathing. It didn't scare me, for some reason. Then, I suddenly saw
Randal next to me.
SCP-1632-1A: The chapel was beautiful. Nobody was seated, yet the world was
watching. Gold and flowers lined the walls. I wish I could show you, it was
unforgettable. Xing stood at the end of the chapel dressed in these fancy white
robes. Light flooded the chapel in a color too beautiful for words.
Junior Researcher Winger: Were you not concerned about suddenly being in an
unknown place?
SCP-1632-1A: No, it felt right. Everything felt right, for the first time in so
long.
SCP-1632-1B: Our memory's a bit fuzzy after that, but next thing I knew, I was
back in my house, together with Randal, the way it should be.
Junior Researcher Winger: Does this mean you are satisfied with your current
condition?
SCP-1632-1A: Satisfied? This is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Thank Xing for me whenever you see him.
Footnotes
1. This is the first found occurrence of SCP-1632 utilizing newspaper ads.