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Hitler was a vegetarian.

Therefore, I don't trust any


vegetarians.
I saw a magpie and then I crashed my car. Magpies are bad luck.
Hospitals are full of sick people. Therefore hospitals make people
sick.
If we let your brother stay, we'll have to let your whole family stay.
Running is a good way to keep fit, so everyone should run a mile
every day.
"You shouldn't have that second piece of cake. It's so fattening
“Didn’t you eat an entire tub of ice cream yesterday?"
I believe that Frosted Flakes are great because it says so on the
Frosted Flakes packaging.
If you don't vote for this candidate, you must be a Communist.
"Are you going to admit that you're wrong?" Answering yes
proves you're wrong. Answering no implies you accepts you are
wrong, but won't admit it. This question presumes guilt either
way.
Her new boyfriend drives an old car. He must be poor. She should
break up with him.
I see a dark cloud on the horizon. Dark clouds mean rain. It's
going to rain here today.
Jeremy's private investigator reported that a man with a beard
was having dinner with his wife. Jeremy's best friend, Ronnie, has
a beard. Therefore, Ronnie is having an affair with Jeremy's wife.
All Dubliners are from Ireland. Ronan is not a Dubliner, therefore,
he is not Irish.
More people are turning to meditation and mindfulness to help
them cope with the stress of modern-day living. Therefore
meditation can make us all calmer.
Cars kill people just like guns, but if you're not going to ban the
sale of cars you can't ban the sale of guns.

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