The Everything Pizza

I ordered an "everything" pizza,

which probably was a mistake.
For it came with a bagful of
doughnuts;
it came with a shovel and rake.
It came with a woman named Ida.
It came with a man from Peru.
It came with a half jar of peanuts.
It came with somebody's left shoe.
It came with a clown from the circus.
It came with a butterfly net.
It came with a small piece of Kleenex
that was used by Marie Antoinette.
It came with an open umbrella.
It came with some smelly old socks.
It came with a picture of Lassie,
and two lovely grandfather clocks.
It came with a nice set of dishes.
It came with a stale loaf of bread.
It came with a sack of potatoes.
It came with a four poster bed.
It came with a dining room table.
It came with a washer and dryer.
It came with a broken guitar string.
It came with a radial tire.
It came with a golden retriever.
It came with a basket of fruit.
It came with a bottle of mustard.
It came with a red rubber boot.
It came with a college professor.
It came with a hive full of bees.
And then - this is simply amazing -
they forgot to put on any cheese!
Anna Banana

Anna Banana, jump into the stew:

Gravy and carrots are good for you.
Good for your teeth,
And your fingernails too,
So Anna Banana, jump into the stew!
Spaghetti
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Heaped in a mound;
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Winds, winds around.

Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Slips, dips, and trips;
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Slithers and drips;

Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Slurps, sloops, and droops;
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Comes in groups;

Spaghetti,
Spaghetti,
Twists, turns, and bends;
Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Never ever ends!