*Music in GUY

The kind of guy girls looove.

BOTH: *sigh
GIRL
*Music The kind of girl guys craaave.

GUY: Did I mention that I My breasts would be rounder.

just had my phone fixed?
GUY
GIRL: Really? My pecs would astound her.

GUY: Yes. GIRL

My legs would be longer.
GIRL: Ohhh?
GUY
GUY: Yup. My buns would be stronger.

GIRL: Wow. GIRL

My locks would be flowing
GUY: Yup.
GUY
*Music My chest hair would be showing.

GIRL: Oh! I just remembered the GIRL

cutest story about my brother! My hips would be slimmer.

GUY: What? GUY

My butt would just simmer.
GIRL: No, maybe not.
BOTH
GUY: No, come on, come on! Oh oh oh

GIRL: Ok, my brother, GIRL

this is really cute... I'm gonna go up and seduce him.

GUY: Yeah? BOTH

Oh oh oh
GIRL: My brother, he has eleven toes!
GUY
*Music She'll be begging me for more.

I sit here trying to impress and make this guy awestruck. BOTH
But every subject I address make me sound like such a Oh oh oh
shmuck.
GIRL
GUY Yea tonight I'm gonna goose him.
Its not that I can't be diverting,
sometimes I can even thrill, GUY
But I'd just be so much better at flirting, Tonight I'm gonna score yeah!
if I only had looks that kiiiiiiiill.
A stud
If IIIIIII were a stuuuuuud.
GIRL
GIRL A Babe
If IIIIII were a baaaaaabe.
GUY
She'll love.
GIRL GIRL
He'll crave My nails are all chewed off

BOTH GUY
Oh oh ohhhh My hair is all glued on

If I were aaaa... GIRL

My hips are all dumpy
GUY: So, Julie, baby, BABY!
GUY
GIRL: Talk to me sweet meat. Well mine are real lumpy

GUY: Oooh. You, uh, you have some nacho BOTH

schmutz on your face there. Oh oh oh

GIRL: Gone? GIRL

Every night I'm always snoring.
GUY: You, uh, You, uh, wiped it
to the other side... BOTH
oh, now it's on your chin. Oh oh oh
Better.
GUY
*Music Yea my feet can really stink

Julie, be honest, BOTH

I don't have a lot of what Oh oh oh
you're looking for do I?
GIRL
GIRL: No, no it's me. Yea I'm homely and I'm boring

GUY GUY
Julie, I'm not stuuuud. Well let me buy you one more drink

GIRL GIRL
I'm not a baaaabe. Yeah!

GUY GUY
I'm not a guy girls love. No stud

GIRL GIRL
Well, I'm not a girl guys crave. No babe

GUY GUY
Really? I love

GIRL GIRL
I'm awkward and whiney I crave

GUY BOTH
My biceps are tiny Oh oh ohhh

GIRL oh oh, oh oh, oh ohhh

I'm not too athletic
oh oh oh oh ohhhh
GUY
My clothes are synthetic