You are on page 1of 1

How to win the world cup- Franklin Foer

 Communism:
o great players and rock-solid team.
o Communist vs Non-Communist: 46 wins- 32 draws – 40 losses.
o Never won a world cup.
o Good preliminary rounds but collapse on the quarterfinals.
 Fascist:
o Manufacture a sense of natural purpose-national superiority. This cultivates
the perfect climate for a World Cup producing healthy confidence and a
powerful fear of losing.
o Best choice until WWII finish. Italy 34´and 38´.
 Hard to win when you are lapdogs of the USA (depend on their Alliance)
 No country has won the World Cup while committing or gearing up to commit
genocide.
 Military-Junta:
o Historically the best at world cups
 Social Democracy:
o Highest quality of day to day competition
 World cup bracket: how to fill one
o Fascism beats communism; military junta beats fascism; social democracy
beats military junta.
o EU means experience unlimited: Countries with poor leagues but players who
play in good leagues can became an impressive performer.
o Liberated and in a winning mood: countries that have just thrown off the yoke
of communist or authoritarian oppression are extremely difficult to stop.
o Colonizer over colonized: In a match colonizer vs once their Koln, the
colonizers will almost always win.
o Never invest hope in oil-producing nation:

You might also like