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aan CHILTERN COMPLAINS AEOUr
TOMMY’ MANNER OF PROPOSING:
TOO OFTEN, OUT OF DATE, AND
IN BAD STYLE (vc)
(1895) Oscar Witoe, AN /DeaL HusBano, ACT II
There’ in the cast of characters. His only function is to
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Somaittl to come in the last act, from another character, Lord
Goring, in whom her interest is genuine. Nor does she have any other
function in the play; she is a character with literally nothing to do
until the plot's brief attention turns, for a very brief moment, and
very late, to her. Wilde, given her relative pointlessness, is free to
improvise character, subject and style, and since her conventional
yole in comedy would be: young lady who is wooed, he makes the
burden of her chatter her indifference to wooing, and her charm, hes
attention to her charm. But he means her to be the quintessence of
charm; this is how he imagines her: she is“a perfect example,” he tells
us on her arrival, “of the English type of prettiness, the apple-blossom
{ie She has all the fragrance and the freedom of a flower, She has
the fascinating tyranny of youth, and the astonishing courage of
innocence? Wilde’ revenge on such fragrant, youthful liberty would
have come had he lived to write more such comedies after An Ideal
Husband, when he would have aged her inte the supporting cast of
elderly titled matrons who
ted ni gather in his plays for ideally unfocused
conversation, in which they comment on everything serious with
indifferent nonchalance and everything trivial with grave opinion,
It is the Lord Goring in whom she is interested who has justalked out, not noticing, apparently, her i,
wi
wins to her hostess Lady Chiltern, she
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about Tommy's proposals, but does so this ti toh
arpeity—hardly at inoffensive Tae time with a small a joke
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Fortunately I don't know what bimetallism means. And I don't
believe anybody else does either. But the observation crushed
‘Tommy for ten minutes. He looked quite shocked. And then
‘Tommy is so annoying in the way he proposes. If he proposed
at the top of his voice, I should not mind so much. That might
produce some effect on the public. But he does it in horrid
confidential way. When Tommy wants to be romantic he talks
to one just like a doctor. I am very fond of Tommy, but his
methods of proposing are quite out of date. 1 wish, Gertrude,
you would speak to him, and tel him that once a week saute
often enough to propose to any one, and that it should always
be done in a manner that attracts some attention.