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Sasha Daygame’s
Top 10 Approach-Anxiety Annihilation Exercises
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What’s up!
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Sasha here, and thanks for grabbing this PDF. For the first time
ever, I’ve laid out my top 10 funnest, most hilarious and most
effective exercises for totally destroying your approach
anxiety.
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Now, these aren’t just random jokes I made up off the top of my
head. These are the same social-freedom exercises I usually
reserve only for my private coaching clients who shell out $3,550
- $10,400 depending on the program. So use these wisely –
they’re pretty much GOLD!
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The main focus with these exercises is:
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• Before anything else – HAVE FUN! This is supposed to make you
be laughing (inside your head if you can)
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• Get a reaction – ANY reaction. The goal is not to get a number,
walk away with people liking you, or even get them to smile or
laugh (although that’s great if you do.) The point is to get a
reaction, even if it’s negative. In fact, negative reactions teach
you MORE about what you can get away with than positive ones.
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• Persist and push further than whatever is comfortable. Once
you are putting yourself into awkward situations, for god sake
make the most of them! If you’re thinking “how much more
uncomfortable can I make this?” the whole time, then the more
hilarity will follow. And how easy is it to approach a hot girl once
you’ve done a few of THESE babies? ;)
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That’s enough intro, so – in increasing order of difficulty, here are
your Top 10 Approach Anxiety Annihilation Wind-Ups and Pranks:
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1. The Window Stare
Find any plate glass window in front of a café, bar or restaurant.
Ideally you want a bunch of people to be sitting pretty close to
the window. Walk over and put your face almost touching the
glass, and stare through, focusing on the back wall. Stare for at
least 2-3 minutes, like you’re really high or really retarded (or
both!) without making any movement, making eye contact or
reacting in any way to anybody. People will stare at you! Try to
get into a zen state where you soak up all the pressure of people
thinking you’re a fucking weirdo. There’s nothing they can
actually DO to you though, is there? ;)
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2. Dumb Time (requires at least 1 friend)
Walk up to any person, couple or small group of people, stop
them, and motion that you can’t talk. Then motion that you need
the time (remember, no talking at all during this point). Once the
person show you the time or tells you, immediately turn around
to your friend(s) stationed at least 10 feet away and SHOUT as
loudly as you can the time they just gave you.
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3. Nose pick
Walk up to any person, stop them (you can say “excuse me” with
a smile this time). Once they are stopped and you have their
attention, then place your right index finger FULLY inside your
nostril and begin picking as you ask them directions to the
nearest subway / bus stop / whatever you want. KEEP PICKING as
they give you the directions, and say thanks and walk off.
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4. Nose pick + Handshake
As above, except see if you can get an extra +1,000 bonus points
by saying “thanks” and trying to get them to shake your gross
hand you just used to pick your nose. (Again, ANY reaction is
what we want here. It’s probably gonna be disgust, and that’s
ok!)
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5. Chlamydia
Walk up to anybody (although try to look for a cute girl at this
point if you can), and stop them and get their attention with a
smile and a “hi.” Then explain you don’t know the area that well
but that you’re looking for somewhere you can get … a chlamydia
test (or STD test if you don’t know what that is!)
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Whatever they tell you, look directly into their eyes and stare
awkwardly for a few seconds, then end with “because it REALLY
burns.” And then STARE until they break the tension by saying
something or running away.
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6. Boob stare
Go up to any girl, get her attention and then as soon as you start
talking, look ONLY at her boobs and nowhere else. Have a normal
conversation, just ask directions somewhere, ask her if she’s
having a good day, talk about your day, it doesn’t matter. Just
see how long can you extend the conversation while constantly
staring at her boobs!
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Pro Tip: If she gets the joke and starts giggling or laughing, she
probably likes you! If you like her, cut the joke, stare at her face
and have a normal conversation before going for her number.
You’d be surprised how quickly they’ll forget how weird you are
if they like you and you get into a decent chat! ;)
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7. Ultra-Bragging
Pick any girl or group of girls, stop them and get their attention.
As soon as you are in conversation, don’t ask them any questions
or say anything normal at all. Just talk about ridiculous things
that are totally bragging in the most absurd way. Like you just
parked your Maserati around the corner, and you’re on your way
to take your new yacht for a spin to celebrate the billion-dollar
oil deal you just did with Saudi Arabia. Make it about what
amuses YOU.
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As with the above one, if she starts laughing and sticks around.
She probably likes you – you can cut the joke and then just
continue normally and try to go for her number!
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8. Gay Dudes (with 1 friend)
Grab your buddy’s hand and stroll down the street pretending
you guys are gay boyfriends. Stop people and girls and ask them
where the party’s at, or if they wanna party with you. Have fun
acting super flamboyant and over the top.
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9. Aftershave Confession
Go into any store that sells men’s aftershave. Find a female
assistant and ask her to show you the different brands. Ask which
one the best one is. When she tells you, build up the absurdity
like this:
“Ok so one spray of this bad-boy, and I go out the door, and if I
talk to a pretty girl she’ll like me more right?”
- Doesn’t matter what she says
“Ok so two sprays, I’ll leave here and women will be coming up
to me and shit, right?”
“Ok so I buy this now, three sprays, I walk outside and 5 minutes
later I’ll meet the woman of my dreams, we’ll have like 9 kids,
have the beautiful house in the suburbs, and I’ll be the happiest
man alive.”
- I can’t promise you that sir
(STARE for like 3 seconds) “I…haven’t had sex since 2007.”
And KEEP STARING until she says something, laughs or walks away
(breaks tension.)
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10. Repentant Robber
Go into a store that sells a variety of items, and pick up the most
random assortment of things you can find (if you can make up
kinky / weird combinations e.g. women’s panties, whipped cream
and condoms, then all the better ;)
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Take as many as you can hold / put in your pockets, and walk
almost to the exit. Then turn around, and find the nearest
security guard, and start handing him the items one by one,
explaining “ah man, I feel so bad. I was gonna steal all this stuff
but I realised I just couldn’t go through with it. Here, take it
man, I’m real sorry.” And slowly hand him everything and then
leave. (You can take a quick peek on your way out to see their
incredibly confused expression!)
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That’s it! 10 of my favourite pranks you can use today to go out
and finally rid yourself of that voice in your head telling you
“what if people see? What if she rejects me? What if I screw up?”
After a few of these, you should realise IT DOESN’T MATTER, so
you can finally go and start using all the rest of my material to
actually meet women and get the dates you deserve.
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If you enjoyed this, then be one of the first on the list to grab my
upcoming eBook. It’s totally packed with my complete daygame
system from open through conversation and how to close, plus
advanced techniques, powerful mindsets, in-field stories and
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See you on the other side,
- Sasha

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