The Phantom Chainsaw

[1] Forty years ago, there was a man named Uribe I, who walked Paisaland
knocking down trees with his bloody chainsaw, turning forests into wastelands for
livestock.

[2] In 1983, Mr. Uribe I and his son Santiago, traveling in his magical flying
carriage, and landed in the realm of "The Guacharacas" where thieves called "The
Elenos" which were hidden among the trees, tried to steal their things.

[3] Mr. Uribe I fought the Elenos with his bloody chainsaw with great valor and
courage, but a poisoned arrow struck his heart, leaving him seriously injured.
Before dying, Mr. Uribe I pronounced a curse, which his chainsaw, it would
become a ghost chainsaw scare all travelers try to build on their wastelands ...

[4 ]And so begins the story of ... "The Phantom chainsaw"

25 years later, a small entrepreneur dwarf named Alvarito was elected mayor of
Paisaland, making it the best mayor, hurt it who hurt it, when suddenly he heard in
his office some farmers claiming some close to "Las Guacharacas" land.

[5] They told Alvarito how some of their cows and horses were cut into pieces by a
phantom chainsaw, and so were very scared and wanted to go and live in Bogotá.

Alvarito, a kind man, firm and well-mannered person said, "It's best to leave here
my dear friends, or “I’m going to hit your face faggots” So very sad farmers left that
land and sold them to "Good faith buyers".

[6] The problem with the chainsaw became so uncontrollable that Alvarito had no
other solution than creating a group of mercenary adventurers called "Las convivir"
that all the ghosts, witches and dangers of the region would face: The Elenos,
phantom chainsaw and a terrible witch named Marbelle who ate dog's farmers in
the region.

[7] A year later, the group “Las convivir” became very prestigious and very powerful
and our great leader Alvarito could not control them anymore, so he sought the
king of the nation, the great "Luisca Sarmiento I" and asked for help. King Luisca
helped him gather a large army, with help from nearby kingdoms, such as Yankee
kingdom, Odebretch Kingdom, that helped kindhearted.

[8] Thus, the final battle of the guild of adventurers "Las convivir", now calling
themselves "the AUC" against the great army of King Luisca I. But even with all
great army could defeat “Las convivir" was fought by what our eternal mayor
Alvarito, the best mayor who has had Paisaland hurt it who hurt it, he had to
borrow the secular power of the phantom chainsaw.
[9] So, Alvarito with his phantom chainsaw beat the Elenos, las convivir, Marbelle,
Godzilla and all the ghosts and witches who tried to return to Paisaland Castro-
Chavista.

[10] Now, we don’t heard nothing about Alvarito anymore. Some say they see
hidden near the Constitutional Court ... others say Paisaland cares for his phantom
chainsaw in the shadows ... others say that bore the curse of the chainsaw, for the
sake of Paisaland.

[11] Others say he went to buy cigarettes and never came back ... but what we can
be sure is that thanks to our eternal mayor Uribe, Paisaland will not returned as
Venezuela.

End.