1.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if

a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood
As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could
chuck wood

2. Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she

shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

3. How many berries could a bare berry carry,

if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!

4. How much caramel can a canny canonball

cram in a camel if a canny canonball can
cram caramel in a camel?
 5. Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black
bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don't eat with your mouth full!

6. I'm not the fig plucker,

nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.

7. Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold

sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.

8. Knife and a fork bottle and a cork

that is the way you spell New York.

Chicken in the car and the car can go,

that is the way you spell Chicago.

9. How much dew does a dewdrop drop

If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.

10. If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,

why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.

11. All I want is a proper cup of coffee,

Made in a proper copper coffee pot
I may be off my dot
But I want a cup of coffee
From a proper coffee pot.

12. Ned Nott and Sam Shott

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.

Some say Nott was not shot.

But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.

If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.

But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.

However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but

Nott.
Easy Tagalog Tongue Twisters

1. Ang relo ni Leroy Rolex

2. Botika, butiki, bituka
3. Nakakapagpabagabag
4. Buwaya, Bayawak, Buwaya, Bayawak, Buwaya, Bayawak, …
5. Siopao, siomai, suman
6. Ako ay biik, ikaw ay baboy!
7. Aklat Pangkatagalugan
8. Aba, bababa kaba Baba?
9. Pugong bukid, pugong gubat
10. Pitumput pitong puting tupa
11. Pitumput-pitong puting pating
12. Bababa ka ba? Bababa din ako!
13. Ang bra ni Barbara ay nabara
14. Sinusi ni Susan ang sisidlan ng sisiw.
15. Ang relo ni Leroy ay nagka luray-luray.
16. Bumili ako ng bituka ng butiki sa butika.
17. Pitongpu’t pitong butong puting patani
18. Pasko, Paksiw, Pasko, Paksiw, Pasko, Paksiw, …
19. Buwan ng Kabilugan,
kabilugan ng buwan, …
20. Ngipin ang nangangailangan ng ngubngob
21. Tubig sa gumamugam na pinagumamugaman
22. Kapapansiteria mo pa lang, magpapansiteria ka na naman.
23. Notebook at aklat, notebook at aklat, notebook at aklat, …
24. Minekaniko ni Moniko ang makina ng manika ni Monika.
25. Betong Tutong alyas “ketong” ang hari ng mga bulutong.
26. Ngumunguya at nangunguyakoy nang paa si Ka Ngarding.
27. Tanso sa tasa, tasa sa tanso.
28. Tinuka ng pitong puting pato ang pitumpot-pitong puting puto
29. Bagong bahay, bagong buhay. Bagong buhay sa bagong bahay.
30. Palakang higa,
laging nakahiga,
kahihiga pa lamang,
hihiga na naman.
31. Sumuso ang sanggol na si Susie sa suso ni Susan na sumuso sa suso.
32. Palakang dapa,
laging nakadapa,
kadarapa pa lamang,
dadapa na naman.
33. Pitumpu’t pitong puting putong ipinirito ng puting patong papito-pito
34. Makati sa Makati,
may pari sa Aparri,
mahihilo sa Iloilo
at may bagyo sa Baguio.
35. Tumalon si Tonton sa malalim na balon sa ilalim ng talon sa taniman ng
talong

Difficult Tagalog Tongue Twisters

1. Isinayaw nang isinayaw ng mananayaw ang sayaw na isinasayaw ng
mga mananayaw.
2. Pinaputi ni Tepiterio ang pitong puting putong patong patong.
3. Sumasaway ng pasaway ang nagsasaway na sanay magsaway.
4. Nagtanim nang nagtanim ang manananim ng tanim na itinatanim ng
mga manananim.
5. Palakang Kabkab,
kumakalabukab,
kaka-kalabukab pa lamang,
kumakalabukab na naman.
6. Kalabit ng kalabit si Alabit na may bitbit sa balikat ng kanyang kalapit-
kabalikat kapitbahay.
7. Usong usong isang isang salu-salong nagsisi-usyosohan ang mga aso
sa asosasyon sa Ascuzena
8. Mayamaya’y mamamanhikan si Aman sa mayamang si Maya malamang
sa harap ng maraming mamamayan.
9. Kakakanan lang sa kangkungan sa may kakahuyan si Ken Ken habang
kumakain ng kakaibang kakanin kahapon.
10. Humuli ng ahas si Pedro Penduko.
Ang nahuling ahas ay biglang nagluko.
Ang naglukong ahas nanuklaw kay Pedro.
Ang nanuklaw na ahas tinodas ni Pedro
kaya sila ngayon ay kapwa nadedo.