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[Crowd laughs]
Interviewer​: You know, I nearly enjoyed doing applicants for this Management Training Course.
(Knocking on the door) Come in (clears throat then opening the door and closes it.) Ah come
and sit down.
Applicant​: Ah thank you.(clears throat)
Interviewer​: Would you mind us standing again one moment, take a sit.
Applicant​: Sorry?
Interviewer​: Take a sit.
Applicant​: Yes
Interviewer​: Ah good morning
Applicant​: Morning
Interviewer​: good morning
Applicant​: morning (crowd laughing)
Interviewer​: (sighs) Do it, one say good morning when its probably in the afternoon.
Applicant​: (laughs) Well you said good morning hahahah
Interviewer​: Good afternoon
Applicant​: Ah, good afternoon (Crowd laughing)
Interviewer​: Oh dear, good evening.
Applicant​: Goodbye?.
Interviewer​: hahahah No (bell rings then put it back on the table) Answer me when you ask me
when I rang the bell.
Applicant​: Hah ah why why did you ring the bell?
Interviewer​: Why do you think I rang the bell?.
Applicant​: Well
Interviewer​: five four three two one zero!!.
Applicant​: (stutters) Well,well, I,I,I
Interviewer​: Too late (rings the bell and chants) Good the night ading ding ding ding ding (bell
rings again and chant's) Ah good the night ading ding ding ding ding.
Applicant​: Uhm oh this isn't these the interview for the Management Training Course is it?.
Interviewer​: Yes it is.
Applicant​: Oh
Interviewer​: (bell rings and chants again) ah good the night ading ding ding ding ding
Applicant​: Oh dear, I think I'm not doing very well.
Interviewer​: Why do you say that?.
Applicant​: (stutters) well, well I don't know.
Interviewer​: Do you say it because you didn't know?.
Applicant​: Well, well I, I, I don't know. (stutters)
Interviewer​: (crowd Laughs) five four three two one zero!!. Right (clears throat then produces a
vibrating sound) prrrrrrtttt.
Applicant​: I'm sorry I'm confused, uhm
Interviewer​: Well why do you think I did that then?.
Applicant​: Well I don't know.
Interviewer​: Answer curious?
Applicant​: well yes
Interviewer​: Well why didn't you asked me?
Applicant​: (stutters) Well, I, I, I
Interviewer​: Name?
Applicant​: What?
Interviewer​: Your name please, your name.
Applicant​: ah uhm David
Interviewer​: David Schul?
Applicant​: oh yes
Interviewer​: David Schul?
Applicant​: no no no Thomas
Interviewer​: Thomas Schul?
Applicant​: no no no David Thomas (crowd laughs)
Interviewer​: (bell rings and chants) Good the night ading ding ding ding ding.
Applicant​: Oh dear, we're back to that again
Interviewer​: (bell rings and chanting) Good the night ading ding ding ding ding(2 times)
Applicant​: I don't know what to do when you do that.
Interviewer​: Well do something (bell rings and chants) Good the night ading ding ding ding
ding, five four three two a one!.
Applicant​: (screaming) oh who ohhh ohhh ohhh
Interviewer​: Good
Applicant​: good?.
Interviewer​: Very good, do it again.
Applicant​: (screaming) oh woh ohh ohh ohh
Interviewer​: Very good indeed quite outstanding, ah right ready now, right once more (bell rings
and chants) Good the night ading ding ding ding ding.
Applicant​: (screams) Oh wohh ohh ohh ohh.
( one crowd coughs with phlegm and all of the crowd burst out laughing and claps.) What,
what's going on, what's going on?.
Interviewer​: You've got very good marks.
Applicant​: Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on I think you're deliberately trying to
humiliate people, I'm gonna stay out of there and I'm gonna tell the police exactly what you do to
people and I'm gonna make really sure that you're never do this again heh!!!. What do you think
of that heh!!. (Screaming) what do you think of that!!!. (Crowd laughing)
Interviewer​: Very good marks.
Applicant​: Oh well do I get the job?.
Interviewer​: Ah well I'm afraid not, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.
(Crowd laughs)

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Interviewer​: You know, I nearly enjoyed doing applicants for this Management Training Course.
Come in, come and sit down.
Applicant​: Thank you.
Interviewer​: Would you mind us standing again one moment, take a sit.
Applicant​: Sorry?
Interviewer​: Take a sit.
Applicant​: Yes
Interviewer​: Good morning.
Applicant​: Morning.
Interviewer​: good morning.
Applicant​: morning.
Interviewer​: Do it, one say good morning when it's probably in the afternoon.
Applicant​: Well you said good morning.
Interviewer​: Good afternoon
Applicant​: good afternoon.
Interviewer​: Oh dear, good evening.
Applicant​: Goodbye?.
Interviewer​: No, answer me when you ask me when I rang the bell.
Applicant​: Why why did you ring the bell?
Interviewer​: Why do you think I rang the bell?.
Applicant​: Well
Interviewer​: five four three two one zero!!.
Applicant​: Well I
Interviewer​: Too late, Good the night ading ding ding ding ding, Ah good the night ading ding
ding ding ding.
Applicant​:this isn't these the interview for the Management Training Course is it?.
Interviewer​: Yes it is.
Applicant​: Oh
Interviewer​: good the night ading ding ding ding ding
Applicant​: Oh dear, I think I'm not doing very well.
Interviewer​: Why do you say that?
Applicant​: well I don't know.
Interviewer​: Do you say it because you didn't know?
Applicant​: Well I don't know
Interviewer​: Five four three two one zero!. Right prrrrrrtttt.
Applicant​: I'm sorry I'm confused
Interviewer​: Well why do you think I did that then?.
Applicant​: Well I don't know.
Interviewer​: Answer curious?
Applicant​: well yes
Interviewer​: Well why didn't you asked me?.
Applicant​: Well I
Interviewer​: Name?
Applicant​: What?
Interviewer​: Your name please, your name.
Applicant​: David
Interviewer​: David Schul?
Applicant​: yes
Interviewer​: David Schul?.
Applicant​: No Thomas
Interviewer​: Thomas Schul?.
Applicant​: No David Thomas.
Interviewer​: Good the night ading ding ding ding ding.
Applicant​: Oh dear, we're back to that again
Interviewer​: Good the night ading ding ding ding ding(2 times).
Applicant​: I don't know what to do when you do that.
Interviewer​: Well do something, Good the night ading ding ding ding ding, five four three two a
one!.
Applicant​: oh who ohhh ohhh ohhh!.
Interviewer​: Good
Applicant​: good?.
Interviewer​: Very good, do it again.
Applicant​: oh woh ohh ohh ohh!.
Interviewer​: Very good indeed quite outstanding,right ready now, right once more. Good the
night ading ding ding ding ding.
Applicant​: Oh wohh ohh ohh ohh!.
What's going on?.
Interviewer​: You've got very good marks.
Applicant​: Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on I think you're deliberately trying to
humiliate people, I'm gonna stay out of there and I'm gonna tell the police exactly what you do to
people, and I'm gonna make really sure that you're never do this again heh!. What do you think
of that heh!. What do you think of that!.
Interviewer​: Very good marks.
Applicant​: Well do I get the job?.
Interviewer: Well I'm afraid not, I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.