Tales from the Kingdom of Fife

(Cuentos desde el Reino de Fife)

ANSTRUTHER`S DARK PROPHECY

The prophecy is written… Dundee will fall!

THE UNICORN INVASION OF DUNDEE

They came with the first light of dawn

Setting their sights on Dundee

Led by the sorcerer Zargothrax

Slaying all people, he sees

They ride to war on once noble beasts

Corrupted by wizard spell

The unicorns used to be good

Now they are forced to serve hell

Down from the mountains

And across the River Tay

An army of undead unicorns

Are riding into the fray

 Fireballs and lightning are raining from the sky

Chaos and bloodshed while all the people die

In this epic battle begins the final war

Tragedy will strike this day, prepare thee for

The unicorn invasion of Dundee

The townspeople had little hope

They were not ready for war

Fireballs make everybody die

And building collapse was raped

And taken to prison with cry

Angus McFife swears a mighty oath

I will make Zargothrax die!

The forces of darkness

Are invading proud Dundee

There must find a hero

To save its destiny

And an ominous shadow fell over the battlefield as the evil wizard Zargothrax rode into the once
mighty city of Dundee, atop and undead unicorn of war, to enthrone himself as its new dark
master!
 ANGUS MCFIFE

Across the wastelands I ride upon swift steed

Behind me lies the burning ruins of Dundee

No turning back now, my journey lies ahead

I won’t give up until the sorcerer is dead

A raging hero with the destiny of steel

With glory overcomes a mighty quest concealed

He is the prince of the land of Fife

Noble and true with a heart of steel

Now it is lost vengeance shall be his

Angus McFife is his name

In ancient castle frozen for all time

Inside the dungeons my beloved waits to die

Ride fast for vengeance, but I must find a way

The force of unicorns make Zargothrax fight great

Power of the sorcerer too great to be control

Glenrothes trees will heal the torment in my soul

And so, the brave hero Angus McFife set out on an epic quest to free the lands of Fife and rescue
the beautiful Princess Iona McDougall. One baleful night, he stopped to rest in the woods near
Glenrothes, and in his sleep a vision came to him. He saw himself, riding into battle atop a great
Golden Dragon, wielding a huge enchanted hammer of war, with a strange glowing amulet around
his neck. He knew that only by the power of these three artefacts, could he ever defeat Zargothrax,
and so, his quest begins… FOR THE GLORY OF DUNDEE!

QUEST FOR THE HAMMER OF GLORY

The snow keeps on falling

As I ride to the north

I set out on a journey so far

Have been on my way thenceforth

My armour and weapons

Now covered with ice

Many battles have they seen

But onwards I must strive

To defeat the foes of Dundee

I must have a weapon of ultimate steel

Ride! To the faraway mountains

Fight! Many goblins and trolls

Quest! For the Hammer of Glory

To wield the power to slay all your foes

 My mission is simple

My purpose is clear

In a cave on a mountain up high

There lies a mystical shrine

Of a warrior quest there

With a heart pure of steel

The gods will grant unto him

A weapon that shall be revealed

The Hammer of Glory it’s called

Passed down by heroes from centuries old

The shrine lies before me now

The hammer in sight

I raise it up to the heavens above

And I hail the king

MAGIC DRAGON

Riding my steed into faraway lands

Searching for a dragon to claim back the throne

Into the forests of deepest Strathclyde

Where time no centuries has been foretold

A mighty warrior

Questing to valleys unknown

 A village of wizards revealed me the way

They saw it by scrying a magical ball

Enchanted chamber with mirror and fire

Defeat it and dragon would be the reward

To be the chosen one

A hero must rise to the rest

Demon attacked me but then it was slain

The dragon appeared and a battle was fight

I spoke from the words of a powerful scroll

And magical dragon became now allied

Mighty and glorious

He flies through the emerald skies

Magic Dragon

Casting a spell on the mountains

Covering wizards in glory

Flying through majestic skies

Searching for mighty power

To defeat ultimate evil

Ride on the wings of a dragon

Flying through majestic skies

Questing for the steel

SILENT TEARS OF FROZEN PRINCESS

Sometimes I seem to drown in woe

But there is a hope

Glooming inside my heart alone

When I think of you

Remembering bygone days

And your silvery laugh

It will not resound again

Caught in a shroud of ice

But I will not cease

Seeking for you

Frozen princess in this land of fears

Your mighty Kingdom has fallen

I see the glitter of your silent tears

Afar in the wuthering dark

Every night I feel you’re near

Vivid memories
 They dance within my reach

And still are so far from here

Your angelic grace shall be ablaze

With light again

My hammer may break the spell

Before the last hope dies

My path carries on

Seeking for you

My forces conspire

To bring back the warmth of your smile

My heart set on fire

It will burn down your prison of cold

It’s burning for you

AMULET OF JUSTICE

Now I am mounting dragon, girdled by a golden gleam

To search for the last artefact, I saw in my dream

A thousand legends twine around the mystery

How to find the periapt that sets the spellbound free

 Powers of the universe

Will guide me the way

My hammer I hold up high

So, I proclaim

Amulet of Justice

Your destiny awaits

In a land now reigned in shadow

By a wizard full of hate

I will ride across the highlands

I will sail across the seas

The one and only hope for Fife

Your mystic legacy!

At the bottom of Loch Rannoch there is lying deep below

A necklace made of pure silk, with a gem as white as snow

I dice into the dark to avert calamity

Brought by evil wizard over beloved Dundee

Powers of the universe

Will guide me the way

Through worlds man has never seen

Lone and arcane

Powers of the universe

Have shown me the way

Now I have the amulet the kingdom I’ll save

 Quest complete!

HAIL TO CRAIL

Far to the east, where the land meets the sea

There lies a majestic town

Crail is its name, shrouded in fame

Jewel in Fife’s noble crown

Here, every day, the warriors train

In the art of epic fights

Riding on eagles, questing so true

A legion of powerful knights

Emblazoned ‘cross the sky

Hear the Kingdom cry

HAIL! TO CRAIL!

Mightiest warrior in the land

HAIL! TO CRAIL!

Ready to fight with a sword in hand

Fighting battles every day

This is why we say

HAIL TO CRAIL!

In the battle of Cowdenbeath

Their steel did win the day

 Knights of Crail with banners high

Riding hard into the fray

Once, in the siege of far-off Dunkeld

Defeat of the town was night

But then came the Knights, the warriors of Crail

And all of their foes did die

They’ve never lost a fight

So, we proclaim tonight

BENEATH COWDENBEATH

Tell me traveler, do you know what lurks beneath… Cowdenbeath?

THE EPIC RAGE OF FURIOUS THUNDER

Dundee! Mighty city on the banks of the silv’ry Tay

Your sacrifice will always be remembered that fateful day

But now that the time has come to regain our fallen pride

We march to war with an army of eagles by our side

Oh Dundee

Swiftly across the sapphire sky

The magic dragon flies

Angus McFife is atop his back

Hear the battlecry!

Down below, the Knights of Crail

Have rallied to the cause

The hammer of glory is their guide

A great majestic force

 The final battle has begun

For freedom and Dundee

Oh brave chivistic rainbow, give me strength of angelic might!

Far from the north a hero comes

His armour made from wolf

He heard the call to defend his king

The Barbarian Warrior of Unst!

Now at the side of Lord McFife

Across the land they ride

He know the way to the citadel

Where Zargothrax must hide

Many evils guard the way

The castle has great might

In the epic rage of furious thunder

Legends create their tales

When the twilight calls and the dark lord falls

Our glory will prevail

The tower is high and mighty

We cannot climb the walls

We must find our way through the secret

Tunnels of the dwarves

Through the ancient tunnels, the warrior make way

Into a darkened cavern beneath the fortress great

 Led by a hermit, Ralathor his name

The way to the castle his secret to betray

Mighty unicorn, that flies in the sky

Touch the universe with your wings and hail the King

Now in the fields of Dunfermline

An epic war is fight

The knights of crail make evil die

Bring glory for the light

Meanwhile inside the citadel

McFife has found the way

Facing to face with Zargothrax

And drowns in liquid ice

In the epic rage of furious thunder

Legends create their tales

When the twilight calls and the dark lords falls

Our glory will prevail

And it came to pass that Zargothrax was cast into the frozen pool of liquid ice, encasing his
immortal body in a cage of eternal frost, Atop the crystal spire of the ancient citadel, the valiant
hero Angus McFife held aloft the Amulet of Justice. Channeling the power of the lights, its
mysterious ancient force freed the unicorns from their spell of undeath, and awoke the princess
Iona McDougall from her frozen slumber, restoring cosmic balance to the lands of Dundee… for the
stronger we our house do build, the less chance we have of being killed.
 WIZARDS!

High in the cairngorm mountains

An ancient war still burns

A magical missile shoots and fireball explodes

These are the spells of the wizards

Fighting the demon horde

A secret battle for eternity

Wizards!

Ancient and powerful keepers of chaos

Wizards!

Casting their magic over the mountains

Wizards!

Brewing a potion in the dark tower

Wizards!

Guardians of time

Far from the past they travelled

In to the future they see

The crystal ball reveals all history

They see the coming battle

Across the galaxy

Where evil and good collide in a final war of steel