JET SET EMILY: BABY ON THE GO

ABSOLUTELY ABSOLUTE FINAL FIXED VERSION

by Doctor Who (Steve Worek)

SO WHAT'S THE GAME ABOUT, ANYWAY?

Emily is a baby who has just moved to a huge house. On her first day there, she
makes a mess. Bedtime comes, and her mommy won't let her go to bed until the mess
is cleaned up!

Oh, don't let the cutesy exterior fool you. What you have is a nice and hard Jet
Set Willy game that's sure to bring a challenge. This is my first game, so don't
expect it to be the greatest JSW ever. I know it's not up to the standards of many
of the games that are coming out, but I think you'll enjoy it!

To my niece, Emily, who I originally made it for.

HOW WAS IT MADE?

I made it through the (extremely life-saving) JSW Editor Mark II, plus many cans of
Cherry Coke and weeks of only getting four hours of sleep on school nights.

ISN'T THAT A BADLY DRAWN FIST?

Yes. Yes it is. I'll probably fix it eventally.

WHAT WERE YOU ORIGINALLY GOING TO CALL IT?

"Jet Set Willy 5: Deja Willy". Willy moved back into his big ol' house, and found
that not much has changed...(*snort* borrring.)

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE?

About a month.

DOESN'T ANDREW BROAD DESERVE CREDIT?

YES!!! I stuck in a nice little homage to "WE PRETTY" and "DIAMOND B O Z Y", two
rooms from Andrew Broad's brilliant We Pretty. These rooms are the property of
Broadsoft, not me!

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THE ROOMS

Room 00: The Utility Shed

(First room I made. It shows.)
Room 01: A Gazebo And Odd Topiaries

Room 02: The Work Of Rob The Gardener

Room 03: Stumped

Room 04: The Driveway At Dusk

Room 05: A Real Platform Game

Room 06: Super Mario Hell

(Well, what'd'you expect Mario Hell would look like??)

Room 07: One Flew Over

Room 08: Treed Off

Room 09: Branching Off Into New Heights

Room 10: A Breath Of Fresh Air

Room 11: dark yet welcoming

Room 12: Emily Meets The Taxman

(A tribute to Matthew's beloved Sequelis Abortis...)

Room 13: A Leafy Glade in the Sky

Room 14: Free Willy

Room 15: I KNOW that I saw this before

Room 16: This Is Hardly A Quirkafleeg

Room 17: The Piercing Pagoda

Room 18: Leap of Faith

Room 19: I Cant Get You Out Of My Head

(La la la, la la la la la, la...a*hem*...er, yeah.)

Room 20: the dining room has grown dim

Room 21: the family of Anna Morgan

Room 22: Hot in Herre

(But please, don't take your clothes off.)

Room 23: Spatula City

Room 24: irma dot s5 dot com

(A shameless plug. GO THERE!)

Room 25: Man Its So Cold In Here

(They Might Be Giants...to that cold night I waited for
John Flansburgh's autograph...)

Room 26: Chimney Sweeping

Room 27: Unholy Cathedral

Room 28: Just How Confident Are You

Room 29: Dark Angers Toward Her Mother

Room 30: Not A Speccy Was Stirring

Room 31: The Previous Owner

Room 32: Hopping Mad

Room 33: The Playroom

Room 34: Dont Touch Mommys Perfume

Room 35: Emilys Bedroom

Room 36: Sawdust And Crimson

Room 37: Sunny Delight

Room 38: Strange Insects This House Has

Room 39: Say Hello To The Spikes Of Doom

(Rowan Atkinson will never believe this!)

Room 40: Dr No Will Never Believe This

(One of my favorites :-)

Room 41: The Attic Seems Out Of Place

Room 42: The Rafters Win By A Nose

Room 43: Conservatory with a View

Room 44: Seems A Bit Like Mary Poppins

Room 45: Daleks Conquer And Destroy

Room 46: This Mario Crap Is Getting Old

(This room almost killed the game completely. *sniff* But
it causes so many flashbacks! *sniff*)

Room 47: Youre Not Supposed To Be Here

(Oh come on, some people out there had to have played Duke 3D!)

Room 48: Nomen Scooby

(Oh yeah, don't jump out of the top or left side. Could
get nasty.)

Room 49: KAR ION A N D REW

(See Room 51.)

Room 50: The Turret

Room 51: ANDR E W TAK ESUS O U TSIDE

(Along with Room 49, a tribute to a true genius...)
Room 52: I Can Go Up But Can I Go Down

Room 53: A Nice Chat In My Back Room

Room 54: A Secluded Back Hallway

Room 55: Gotta Boogie

(Basically, you'd have to hear the Weird Al song to get it.)

Room 56: The Damp Crawlspace Air Is Foul

Room 57: The Ventilation System

Room 58: Sand Sparkling In The Moonlight

Room 59: A Ferry Tale

Room 60: An Unferry Tale

(A joke any hardcore Chumbawamba fan should get.)

Room 61: Shiggity Shiggity Shwa

(Inaccessible - this is a treat for hackers who have seen a certain
Flash movie...)

SPECIAL THANKS

John Elliott for helping me with a serious glitch (and literally saving an almost
abandoned game), Andrew Broad for "We Pretty", David Bowie for inspiring Andrew
Broad to make "We Pretty", Brian Eno for working with David Bowie on the album that
inspired Andrew Broad to make "We Pretty", Matthew Smith (of course), Chumbawamba
and Eminem for keeping me entertained while writin' this li'l thing, Emily (of
course!), Weird Al for "Gotta Boogie", Group X for inspiring "Shiggity Shiggity
Shwa", Kylie Minogue, Terry Nation (the father of the Daleks), Hanna-Barbera, Ian
Fleming for that wonderful spy from Chelsea, whoever made "The Ring", Shigeru
Miyamoto for making the portly plumber we all know and love, and everyone on
comp.sys.sinclair who cared.

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