AZAB BANCI PELAKOR MATI TERSEDAK SILIKON

Narator : Once up a time there was a village called worry’s village which really worrying.
(‘suasanaramai’ semuapemeranmasukkecualisuami,istridananak // ibu” gossip dgntukangsayur,
mucikari&istriadeganmarahinsuamikarenagkbawabanyakuang, terakhirbancimasuk sambal ngamen).

Narator : It’s really annoying and worying. In that village, it was also a family that semmed to be living
happily, Mr Ufa and Mrs Crang and their only a daughter who was really spoiled. But, unfortunately,
several years later, they would begin to be grind each other.

Mr. Ufa : “huftt… I think I’m really borred with Mrs crang, she’s really boring wife, she’s really crangky like
her name, and also she has been old now, and every time I invite her to dance and exercise in
bedroom she only can hold for 15 minutes..

Narator : In the other place….

Mrs. Stingy : “what can I count on you, what the hell are able to do?Money ,A job, even a diamond you can’t buy
for me, everything you can’t do. You know? You only able to look for the beautiful girl, diligent to
save many and kind. And do you know who is she? That’s me.... How poor I am.

Mr. earn : “forgive me honey,bunny, sweety. I’ll promise to bring you a lot of money, and also a ring to fill the
empty space of your finger, not only for your hand finger but also your feet finger honey…

Mrs. Stingy : “Promise”

Mr. earn : “Promise”

Narator : In the middle of the night when all people already slept.
(semua ACDC masuk dance tiktok)

ACDC (pretty) : I’m lonely, rarerly to belayyy, my feet feels like cold because it’s never moved, I need a man who
can shake me on a room…. (aaaaaahhhhh)
ACDC (reject) : hey you the beautiful girl in our group , don’t be sad, at least you can get one boyfriend a year,
while me always be rejected by a boy… (sambil espresi sok nangis dan sedih)
ACDC (slow) :of course u always rejected mrs reject because look at your muscle is already big, so what do you
want to enlarge again???...
Look me (sambilgoyangkan dada kanankiri) seloowwwww……

Narator : in the suuny morning (suasanasarapan)

Ms. Cute : fatheeeerrrr,, teteww (sambilgerakintangan)what the hell is that?, my friends always said
(tew..tew..tew)

Mr. Ufa : (tertawa) they are excercising cute so that they will not be limp.

Ms. Cute : ohhhh, okay. I’m gonna go to scholl pa, Mam,

(ayahtersenyum)
(mrs.Crangmenyahutdaridapur) mmmmm….

Narator : when the rest time for having lunch. Mr Ufa called his bestfriend Mr Earn and begin too tell about
his problem with his wife because hiswife now is really limp when excersise in bedroom at the
night. And because of that Mr earn offer to hisbestfriend to introduce him to a beautiful girl who
can make him satisfied about his desire. And finally in the end of his conversation the make an
appointment to meet after going home from office

Mr. Earn : hei what up bro, Take it or leave it? (pakaitos)

Mr. Ufa :take it dong bro, how much for a night bro?

Mr. Earn : eittsss, be calm, 500.000 only for a night bro it’s include ++++
She is a beautiful girl, sexy, hot (sambilpegangbetis), and he can stand it fo a long time brooooo.

Mr. Ufa : Ok, agree. I’ll begin next night.

Narator : the next day, Mr Ufa meet with ms preety and make appointment in the night..

Mr. Ufa &Ms. Pretty : “See you tonight my beautiful girl” (pakeadengan kedip mata … “see you my handsome
boy”(pake adegan cium jauh)

Narator : the night is coming

Mr. Ufa &Ms. Pretty : “ are you ready?? “ (Mr. Ufa) “yeeesss,(sambil suara mendesah) im ready honey. “ (Ms. Pretty)
(posisimr.pegangpundak, ms.Pegangpenggang)
(mr. )“posisiton” (music tiktoksambilsenam) (masukpembawaplanghari, music
ttpjalandannaratorbicara)
Narator : the day always keep changing, but that couple without knowing that there’s spy on who always
watch their activity.(adeganmengintip)( suaradaridalamrumah)
(ms.Yaturunsedikit, agakkekanan, yak pas), (mr. sip mantap)

Tetangga 2 : OMG, I’m sure that was Mr ufa last time. Why he entered to the ACDC’s House? What the fuck are
they doing? Oh my Gost, don’t don’t they are“ememe again”(gerakantangantelunjukketemutelunjuk )
It can’t be let, I have to tell his wife
Narator : Arissaaann time..

Tetangga 2 : OMG, OMG, OMG, do you kno what? It has been 3 days I looked Mr Ufa the Mrs crang’s husband
always visit and entered to Mrs Pretty’s House guys..
Tetangga 1 : whaaaaattttt?is that true????. …nahh what I said is tru,every man can’t be believed .his neck must
be relayed and so that his eyes can’t be look to someone else. I’m sure the have been messssuuum..
Tetangga 2 : aduuuuhhh, what style yaaa they have been used? (sambilgayamikirgeleng-geleng)

Mrs. Crang : hei Mrs Acus and Mrs Ime ,don’t ever accuse my husband like that yaa, it must be a prove. My
husband always go back home every night because he work from the afternoon to night. Don’t aever
accuse without proving it .i will never believe If I haven’t seen it with my owneyes.

Tetangga 1 : aduuuuhhh buk crengg, don’t be sok like that lah,if you want to know him, try to smell him if he is
getting sweat it means he did it.
Huuuhh basic pretty pelakor. I never like her because she was too sok beautiful from a long time ago.
If I met her I’ll water her mouth with a ton of chilly.

Tetangga 3 :don’t be like that mother-mother, never acusse someone without a prove, it’s sin.
It’s better to us for praying togheter then Mrs crang’s family will be spared from the Pelakor.
All ibu-ibu : Amin…

Narator : when Mrs crang back to his home and while waiting her husband she is really nervous and think
about their friend said.
Mrs. Crang : why my husband hasn’t been back from office?? Is that true, he is making affair with the other girl
I’ve to know it tonight.

Narator : finally Mrs Crang invite herfriend to visit the pelakor’s House to find and meet with her husband
(suasanategang, pelakordanmr. Ufa sedangberduaan)
 Mrs crang was really shocked because she found her husband was there with the pelakor and a some
of people ther.

Mrs. Crang :what the fuck are u doing here? You make affair with this being girl .so that’s true what people said
about you, you make affair behind me. Am I not perfect for you mas??

Mr. ufa : this is not like you think mam.

Mrs. Crang : you are lying

Mspretty : you are weak, can’t stand for a long, you are not sexy anymore. Not like me , HOT, and sexy where a
where, and the important I’m strong for hours..

Mrs. Crang : heyy, pelakor, keep your fucking mouth, shut uppp

Narator : the fire already burn, Mrs crang can’t bear it, the fourth world war has been started..

Pak Ustad : be patient, be patient, be patient.(masukdalamkerumunan, tapi di dorong )

Ibuustad : oh my ghost don’t be like this mother-mother, (mrs.Acusmenghalangi)

Ms Cute :( jadipenontonsambilmenyemangati mama)

Mr Earn danistri : (berkelahi )

ACDC &Ibu2 : (adumulut)

Narator : the fighting it can’t be stopped , and finished sadly.

(semuakembalidalamkeadaanemosi)
And it’s really ironis Mrs pretty lost one of her silicon brace..

Ms. Pretty : they are really cruel to me, I can’t let it, I’ll revenge them.

Narator : Ms. Pretty started to make a plan, but unfortonutely god has a better plan by crashed Mrs pretty
with motorcycle . (adegantabrakan, silicon pecahdan pretty matitersedak air silicon).
 Because of this accident two of Mrs Pretty’s friend finally back to the good away so Mr ufa and Ms
crang which always got Tausiah from Ustad..

Penutup = Pak ustad

The best of people are people who value their hearts as they are created.

-The End-