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Famguy The Dog
Famguy The Dog
- Right here.
- Another beer!
on Family Guy
- (GRUNTING)
- What? I am.
-II
(FARTING)
Mm-hmm.
better-than-the-pilot-
but-not-as-good- as-Star-Wars-episode
of Family Guy.
being dead.
- (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
- (BRIAN FAKE-LAUGHING)
- (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
- (BRIAN FAKE-LAUGHING)
- (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
- Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
- Nope.
(WHISTLING A TUNE)
Oh, hey, Peter. Be with you in a sec.
in Montgomery, Alabama.
- What?
(SOBBING): I just
- three
- ASTRONAUT: Whoa!
- two, one
- Oh.
- liftoff.
- Whoa!
Husbands Restaurant?
I've never seen this place before.
- Is it new?
- Wow!
- (KEYS JANGLE)
- You're right!
A series of sheds.
- Me, too.
Sheds!
(BLEATING LIKE SHEEP): Sheds
(INHALES)
(EXHALES)
I'm starving.
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
(PAGER VIBRATES)
- Yeah.
- I have no idea!
(BEEPING)
- tomorrow at noon?
Yeah, he gone.
Have a seat.
(INHALES)
(CRUNCHING)
I got to say, Bri, the guys at Husbands
Scott Peterson
Fireball?
Or am I?
- (LAUGHS)
- You're on!
I landed on Bryce.
He needs a bath.
- (LOUD CRACK)
- Oh!
Oh
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
(GRUNTING STOPS)
What's that?
but I do know
What is that?
Braaap! Braaap!
An MRI?
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Oh, my God.
- Just me vaping.
(INHALES)
as eating fruit.
Let me try.
(INHALES)
Yummy.
Watch this.
(INHALES)
(LAUGHS)
Awesome!
(BOTH SCREAM)
(SCREAMS)
what it is I should do
Ple-e-e-e-e-ease
Ple-e-e-e-e-ease
with you
I should do
E-liquid, please.
a Fruit Roll-Up.
- Good.
- All good.
It tastes great
is in my lungs.
in three hours,
(URINATING)
(URINATING RESUMES)
- (URINATING CONTINUES)
Good-bye, Brian.
(DOGS WHINING)
-
- (CASH REGISTER RINGS)
(INHALES)
(EXHALES)
Hi, honey.
What is this?
Um robot penis?
so give it back.
- to be doing this.
- I'm taking it
- (GRUNTS)
- (GRUNTS)
- (GRUNTS, CRIES)
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
Hey. (GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH SUCKING)
(BOTH SUCKING)
(COUGHS)
Go ahead.
(PHONE CHIMES)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Oh.
- So is Brian
Uh, sure.
Euthanized?
Oh, my God!
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
Oh, my God!
I got to do something!
(DOGS WHINING)
(DOGS BARKING)
(TIRES SQUEAL)
I do.
in the restaurant,
Okay, fine.
being married, I
Maybe I deserve to be
true marriage is
So much beauty.
my heart, my
So douchey.
Mom, you told him?
- We had a deal.
- No, I didn't.