Client: Good Morning Everyone

Traditional Team: Stands and sings Good Morning Sir except manager (Manager reacting and asking all
to sit)
Client: (Frustrated Reaction)
So we are here for the meeting on the product description and our requirements from the team
working on it.
So this is the blueprint (showing blueprint) and I want a product that that can be used in multiple ways
and is cost efficient and effective.
I hope you will complete it.
Agile…
TT Manager: Are sir aate hi kaam ki baat, kaam to hojayega, koi badi baat nahi , pehle bataiye aap kya
lenge, thanda ya garam?
TT Team Member whispering: Humare liye to beer manga lena sir
Client: No thanks, first we should concentrate on the product and requirements
Agile…
TT Manager: Are sir ye kya btayenge hum btate hain, dekho Requirement ka kya hai sir, aap hume
product banane to do, aap bta hi nhi paoge requirements fulfill hui ya nhi..mera mtlb koi kami nikal hi
nhi paoge…
kyon ho jayega na ready (to coder)
Coder: Sir pata to krlo ki banana kya hai..
Manager: Abe bana denge jo bhi hoga, konsa ye taj mahal bnwa raha..tu rehen de.. duster tester tum
btao, ho jayega na..
Tester: Are sir aapne bol diya to smjho ho gya… apne ko kya hai apne ko to test krna hai
TT Manager: Dekho Sir, True professionals…Adha kaam to yahin ho gya sir, ab kal product leke aate hai
seedha..
Client: Please listen to the requirements so that you can make a better product..
Team Member whispering: kuch bhi bata le, banega voi jo hum banayenge..hahahah
Client: So the first requirement is Design.. Team A please put your views..
Agile…
TT Manager: Are sir ye sab jo bol rahe vo to hum bhi bolde..
Team Member whispering: Haan par inko angrezi nahi aati na..hehehheh..
TT Manager: Hum to itna bolte hai ki jesa aap bologe vesa hubahu, sakshat product aapke saamne rakh
denge..apni team se bhdia koi nhi banata.. matlab design
Abhi abhi latest humne swiggy hai na swiggy, uski delivery wali bikes hai na bikes, unki number plates
design ki hai,
Designer (Intern): Sir hiring time to aapne bola tha ki swiggy humara client hai!
TT Manager: Tumse kisine kuch pucha..chup raho or designs copy krna start kro product ke hisab se
jldi..
Client: Ok! Second requirement is latest technology..
Agile..
TT Manager: Are sir inki technology to kuch bhi nhi, or mehengi badi h.. hum batate h latest
technology, vo bhi sasti nahi sbse achi.. ek dum top class sir, humare office me world famous hai. Sir..
Client: Please tell me which technology.
TT Manager: (to coder) abe naam btaio kya hai uska..
Coder: Sir naam to yaad nahi, logo me chai ka cup dikhta hai..
Designer (Intern): Are Java bolte hai
TT Manager: Haan haan pata hai, hoshiyar mat bano jada.. (To Client): Sir Java Sir Java…

Client: Okay. Now the most important, a professional dedicated team.

Agile….
TT Manager: (referring agile team) Sir ek kaam ke liye itne sare log, khichdi ban jayegi sir.. Team to
humare paas hai sir, ye dekho tester, ye coder, ye designer, main manager or aap maalik.. one person
for one work..
Client: Fine! 4th requirement is on time product delivery
Agile..
TT Manager: Sir time ki to aap chinta mat kariye, aap bolo to product abhi deliver krde…. Baaki jitna
ye(referring to agile) bol rhe hai use ghanta bhar pehle to maan hi lo….aur exact time ye coder aapko
bta dengi. (referring to coder) btao zara sir ko calculate krke.
Coder: Sir as per my calculation the time you have mentioned is enough…aur thda bohot upar neeche
to chalta hi hai.
Client: Now the last but not the least requirement is Cost.
Agile..
TT Manager: Arey sir inhone to loot macha rakhi hai … ruko zara hum batate hai. Tester bhaishab btao
zara kitta paisa lagega.
Tester: Sir ruko pata krta hun..(Makes a call) ohhoo!!!!…..acccha!!!!…..itnaaa!!!! (Call Cut) Sir 7 bol rha
hai 5 mai maan jyga, ab aap dekhlo kitna chhapna hai …bas mera 5% dhyaan rkhna.
TT Manager: Arey Sir paiso ki kya baat hai aap to apne hai…prototype bnne do thik thik laga lenge.
Client asks both the teams to make prototype
Client and Agile team goes and TT Team starts discussion.
TT Manager to Designer(intern): Designer sahiba idhar udhar se design copy maro,,, thda use idhar
udhar rotate karo aur prototype bnake lao.
Designer(intern): Sir I think we should do a discussion first like the agile team does, and then we should
decide the design. We all will get to learn something from this.
TT Manager: Dekho tum intern ho intern bnke raho investor na bano…aur tmhe hire kisne kiya….Tester
nikalo isko…
Tester: Itna hi seekhna ka shauk hai to agile team mai chali jao, ye lo tmhara resignation, sign krke mail
krdena. (Intern Leaves)
Narration: Intern leaves and joins the agile team.
TT Manager (to team): Waha humne badi badi baaten to bnali, lekin hum product to bana lenge na?
Coder: According to me we can do it bas aap ye bata do bnana kya hai.(whole team laughs)
Tester: Sir Client ko bana dia na to product bhi bana denge, bs ek baar pta chal jaye ye hai kya.
(trying to understand the blueprint)
TT Manager: Chlo to lago kaam pe.
Tester: Sir subh se kaam kr rhe hai, ek chai to banti hai.
Coder: Sir subh se English bol rahi hun ek chai to bnti hai.
Team goes for a Break…
Narration…
Agile Scene: Tester will sneak into their discussion and will try to understand what they are doing.
Scene 2:

Tester Comes back and sit with the team

TT Manager: Aur bhai kya chal rha hai waha(referring to agile team)
Tester: Arey Sir bohot bura haal hai becharo ka, work pressure mai aake patani kya AI Cloud kar rhe
hai…..ek to waise hi thand kam nhi ho rhi upar se ye aur baadal bula rhe hai.
Coder: They should not give up so early, they should learn from struggle of Ananya Pandey.
TT Manager: Uska struggle chodo apna struggle dekho, kal client ayga prototype ready hua ya nhi.
Tester: Sir ban gya hai, full testing Karli hai …kal client dekhke khush ho jyga.
Coder: Yes sir yes sir prototype completed working butterfly….
Manager: Kal agar tmhari English jaisa chala na prototype to naukri se nikaal dunga….
Manager to all: Time pe aajana kal…(Leaves).

Scene 3:

Teams waiting for client

Tester: Prototype chal rha hai na.
Coder: Yes it was working last night.
Client arrives
Client: So Let us see the prototypes, Team A please proceed.
Agile team explains the Prototypes
TT Manager: Arey sir dekha maine kaha tha na loot macha rakhi hai teen(depending on the variety of
shoes) guna kharcha kara dia...
Hum dikhate hai sir, mazboot sasta aaramdayak. Tester btao zara...
Tester: Arey sir aisi item bnai hai na, fully airconditioned, user friendly and available in different colours
and sizes.
Coder: Yes sir yes sir this is a great invention we have worked so hard I only slept for 10 hours.
TT Manager: Sir dekh rhe ho aap inki excitement,,,,, chij hi humne aisi bnai hai…
Client: That’s fine but now show the prototype.
TT Manager: Tester jao leke aao… Sir itte prototype aata hai aap btaiye kya mangwae aapke liye ,
thanda ya garam?..(Testers voice in background sir mere liye Bira manga do).
Client: Its okay just show the prototype.
Tester comes with the prototype and shows the product
Client: What is this!!!
Tester: Sir prototype!!!!…
TT Manager: Sir ye hai hmari shandaar invention jiska naam humne Chappal rkha hai.
Coder: Sir we can also call it Slippers.
Client: What is this nonsense thing, it doesn’t meet our expectations at all.
Client(To Tester): First of all you tell me how it is air conditioned.
Designer(intern) Laughs…
TT Manager looks at intern in anger..
TT Manager(to client): Arey sir mai btata hun aapko ye kya hai. Sir ye Chappal hai jise aap kahi bhi
kabhi bhi kaise bhi pehen skte hai. Matlab Bathroom jana hai to pehen li, market jana hai to pehen li,
acche design ki lelo to party mai bhi pehen li aur maine to khud ek baar office mai pehen li.
Tester: Pehnne ke saath saath iske aur bhi kayi fayde hai jaise ki isspe aap apna baccha peet skte
hai…makkhi maar skte hai…aur kahi bhi le jaa skte hai…completely portable.Sir matlab product ek fayde
anek.
Designer(intern):Ye log kabhi kuch nhi seekh paynge.
TT Manager: AAp bataiye madam aapne kya seekh lia.
Designer(intern): Maine, mai btati hun maine kya seekha…
Designer(intern): Tells few benefits of Agile.(Should mention the theme of the play)

PLAY ENDS