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New Age Web Surfing & You ~

1 - With every DAY the internet gets bigger and bigger...

2 - According to The New Web:


The number of mobile connections in use grew by a whopping 2.2
billion, meaning that operators activated a net average of almost 14 new
subscriptions every second to deliver growth of 37%;

• More than 1.3 billion people started using social media – that’s a rise of 88% in just five years,
and equates to more than 8 new users every second;
• We’ve only been publishing mobile social media user numbers since January 2015, but users
have grown by more than 50% in those two years alone. More than 864 million people have
started using social platforms via a mobile device in the past 24 months, at a rate of almost 14
new users every second

- The New Web


3 - Wow
We asked some of our staff what they thought about that -

"It's too much I say! Too much! I can't even stand LinkedIn! Everyone
is a SPAMBOT!"
"What? Data? This is exactly the sort of thing that always happens. The data is always too much for
one person to handle." -Briahna

"You know, as much as I enjoy these inquisitions of ours, the fact is the data in the internet is always
going to steadily grow at an increasingly overwhelming rate until we reach a new standard of data use
and measurement.

As for now, we are left to do things as we usually do and simply sift through it all tediously."

- Travis
Looks like the consensus is unanimous - it's TOO MUCH CRAP.
What should we do with all this data? It's TOO MUCH!
4 - Top Kahuna Officer Big Brad-Brad goes over the staffing report every Tuesday brunch
5 - We Have One Rule training our fresh Kahuna at Kapuhuna - Press All The Buttons (at least twice). This way - we know
what everything does.
6 - Happy faces means good at Kapuhuna, we like to see happy faces. Please take a selfie for us to see too if we bring a smile
to your face
7 - Our Last Project Was A Whopper. Misses SwiggedySwag called us up for a consultation on some tech issues she was
facing. In less than 3 months we were able:

• to pinpoint the issue

• devise a prompt solution

• provide emotional support

• join invisible-astro-travel hands in group prayer

and

• help Ms. SwiggedySwag find the USB port on her laptop device
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