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by
Frederick S. Attwood
COPYRIGHT, 1923
BY
FREDERICK S. ATTWOOD
(T OP '
PRESS OF
MURPHY-TRAVIS COMPANY
MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.
Bebtcateb
Minneapolis, Minn., U. S. A.
June 1st, 1923
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CHAPTER I.
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phat isBiddy?" said her spouse, with a
it,
CHAPTER 11.
WINGED RICHES
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/ woke up.
Yes, I awakened to find my partner sleep-
ing very soundly in the tent beside me, and I
CHAPTER III.
TROUBLED WATERS
CHAPTER IV.
hills.
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CHAPTER V.
OPTIMISM ESSENTIAL
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mist or an optimist?
"Somebody said that it couldn't be done,
But he with a chuckle replied
That maybe it couldn't, but he would be one
Who wouldn't say so till he'd tried.
So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin
—
On his face if he worried he hid it;
He started to sing as he tackled the thing
—
That couldn't be done and he did it."
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CHAPTER VL
^^Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter,^'
Act I, Scene L
The curtain lifts upon a scene of surpassing
rural beauty. On the sunny slope of a Syrian
hillside is seen a white, flat-roofed house,
large, rambling, conspicuous. It is surround-
ed by pomegranate gardens and olive groves,
while vineyards stretch down the hillside,
All
ally, "He smothered him with kisses."
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"A certain man had two sons: and the younger of them
said to his father, Father, give me the portion of thy sub-
stance that falleth to me. And he divided unto them his
living. And not many days after, the younger son gathered
all together and took his journey into a far country; and
there he wasted his substance with riotous living. And
when he had spent all, there arose a mighty famine in that
country; and he began to be in want. And he went and
joined himself to one of the citizens of that country; and
he sent him into his fields to feed swine. And he would
fain have filled his belly with the husks that the swine did
eat: and no man gave unto him.
"But when he came to himself he said, How many hired
servants of my father's have bread enough and to spare,
and I perish here with hunger! I will arise and go to my
father, and will say unto him, Father, I have sinned against
heaven and in thy sight: I am no more worthy to be called
thy son: make me as one of thy hired servants. And he
arose, and came to his father. But while he was yet afar
off, saw him, and was moved with compassion,
his father
and ran, and fell on his neck, and kissed him. And the son
said unto him, Father, I have sinned against heaven, and
in thy sight: I am no more worthy to be called thy son.
But the father said to his servants. Bring forth quickly the
best robe, and put it on him; and put a ring on his hand,
and shoes on his feet: and bring the fatted calf, and kill it,
and let us eat, and make merry: for this my son was dead,
and is alive again; he was lost, and is found. And they
began to be merry.
'*Now his elder son was in the field: and as he came and
drew nigh to the house, he heard music and dancing. And
he called to him one of the servants, and inquired what
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these things might be.And he said unto him, Thy brother
iscome; and thy father hath killed the fatted calf, because
he hath received him safe and sound. But he was angry,
and would not go in and his father came out, and entreated
:
thine. But was meet to make merry and be glad: for this
it
thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and
is found."
3n Ancient ^pracufie
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IN ANCIENT SYRACUSE
liberty.
Restored again.
As babe upon its mother's breast I slept.
Free from all pain.
And when I waked, the still small voice of God
Still poured into my consciousness the strain
"Be still," and then I knew affliction's rod
Was not in vain.
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Smmortalitp
(@oob Hill
Friends:
Westand today in the presence of a great
sorrow, a sorrow shared by hundreds of thou-
sands of Pythians and friends everywhere in
this country and the great dominion to the
north, and yet this is not a time for excess of
mourning, for bitterness of grief. Rather is it
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FRATERNALISM
I
^ Kimt to %augfy
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A TIME TO LAUGH
of water-
Judge X of Georgia is very fond
(in the
melons and it used to be his custom
patch in
days B. P.) to take a melon from
the
half a pint of
the morning, plug it, pour in
good liquor and place the melon on ice; by
his three
noon of the convention the judge saw
ever the
friends on the wide veranda, and,
good
hospitable host, said, "Ah, gentlemen,
evening." The salutation being returned, the
of cold
judge continued, "Wouldn't a slice
dinner?" All
watermelon taste good before
need-
agreed that it would be just the one thing
the refrigerator,
ful and so the Judge went to
generously
took out his pet melon, sliced it
carrying the platter to the veranda, shared
and,
it with his guests. In a moment or two his
in my pocket."
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the reply.
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cocktails.
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you coward!"
A
crowded passenger train stopped at a
small village and a farmer climbed aboard.
He sat down beside a well-dressed man, and,
eyeing him closely, said, "You're a well-
dressed man!" "Yes, my business demands
it," he replied, "I am salesman for a New
York clothing house." This with character-
istic motions of the hands. "You're a Jew,"
said the farmer, "aren't you?" "Yes, I am of
the Hebrew faith," said the salesman, "what
of it?" "Oh, nothing," said the farmer, "only
we ain't got no Jews in our village." "That's
why it's a village," retorted his companion,
and the two lapsed into silence.
worms."
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Casey?"
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